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Archive for September, 2009

Ok, This Doesn't EVER Happen In The Real World, Right?

Sep. 30, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - Not MTV's The Real World, they play strip twister all the time.

Brian J Spotted These Limber Ladies

Favorite CommentDono1: I’ve suddenly lost all interest in playing Settlers of Catan.

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If She Was Under 18 Would This Be Statue-tory?

Sep. 30, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - I know, I know it's a bad joke.

Garland Spotted This Hottie

Favorite CommentDeadmeat: That’s an awkward place to put a water fountain.

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I Don't Know What This Picture Is For, But I'm Buying What They're Selling!

Sep. 29, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - I love all the kids in the background!  Where are they? Disneyland?

Brian J Spotted This Conundrum

Favorite CommentTACOMAGIC: Disney so gradually became a softcore porn enterprise that nobody realized it until it was too late.</h4

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Hey! Where's The Atari?

Sep. 29, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - You know, I never thought of using video games in this fashion.

kris Spotted This Hottie

We here in the dank caves of Hawtness are doing another shout out to our lovely lady viewers. Next Monday is “Nerdy Ladies Are Hawt Ladies Day!” So, send us your pics of the nerdiest things you’ve ever done. Have you downed Onyxia? Dressed up as Marvin From The Hitchhiker’s Guide? Or possibly made a case mod out of lincoln logs? If so send us some pics from your momentous moments of nerd-dom.

Yours Truly,

Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentA: I have no idea how to play that game.

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"I Did Something Naughty!"

Sep. 28, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - Do statues intentionally have creep-tastic smiles?

Lance F Spotted This Naughty Hottie

Favorite CommentDEADMEAT: Time to start my new career as a living statue.

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'BAD ASSSS LADIES' Contest Images

Sep. 28, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - What a great view
Alixz Spotted This Derby Hottie
WTF Girl Photo - Are there actually rules to rollerderby?
Anon Spotted These Hottie
WTF Girl Photo - Um...Kill Bill 3?
Anon Spotted This Hottie
WTF Girl Photo - We need more bad ass women secret agents
Through Eyes From Afar Spotted This Gun-Toting Mama

These are the user submissions From my earlier Shout Out.
And, normally I write some not-so-witty BS here, but I’ll let these images speak for themselves.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentSHINKICK: Is it sad that my first thought on #4 is “you’re holding those painfully wrong”?

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I Didn't Know Those Things Had Ears?!

Sep. 26, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - So both headphones and boobs can be called "cans."Anon Spotted This Hottie

Well, they’re apparently not Cones of Silence.

Favorite CommentChinadoll “Why can’t my boobs do that??”

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Shooting A Deuce Can't Stop The Tweets

Sep. 26, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - Can't Stop Chatting
Why doesn’t she just put it on her lap?! It’s called a LAPTOP for a reason!

Anon Spotted This Hottie

Favorite Quote: Another MMO player hits rock bottom…
By: Brock

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I Bet She Was On Sale

Sep. 25, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - Wait is the guy in back holding a beer? Where is this Wal-Mart?
It seemed mean to claim she was damaged goods…still funny though.

Anon Spotted This Hottie

Favorite CommentBrock: Aisle 3: Possible Jailbait (slightly damaged)

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That's Some Cold Love

Sep. 24, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - This is the cheapest way to get an implant I can think of.

LG Spotted This Hottie

Favorite Quote: Megan inadvertently discovers the hiding place of the abominable snowman.
By: Gauth
More Favorite Comments: I believe the medical term is “test-icicles”
By: Dono
Is that what they mean by getting cold cocked?
By: -T-
funny thing is nothing that big is white XD
By: Willm

Thank you all, your comments totally made my morning.

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