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Archive for October, 2009

From The New Film: Harry Potter And The Cave Of Sex Change

Oct. 31, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - I want fanfic of this,  200 words or less;  I know you can do it.

Niel Spotted This HP Hottie

I’m not sure if no one read the alt text or just didn’t want to put out the effort, but I received NO Harry Potter And The Cave Of Sex Change fanfic. What the eff?!
I know some of you took writing work shops, so in 200 words or less send me a Harry Potter short, and I’ll post my favorite. Or, maybe the one my mom likes best. She loves Harry Potter.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

P.S. Read alt-text…

Favorite CommentWhuteva: I think my wand had a premature Expelliarmus!

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I Didn't Know Tifa Was Into That

Oct. 30, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - The awesome expression on the face of the girl holding the buster sword really makes the photo for me.
Enrique Spotted These FFVII Antics

Favorite CommentNicko: Been trying to convince my girlfriend to do that for weeks, but she says she’s not into video games.

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Here's Alice Trying To Weasel Her Way Out Of The Queen's Prison.

Oct. 30, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - In this version she gave a lap dance at the Mad Tea Party.
Kenny Spotted This Alice

Favorite CommentDeadmeat: Ok, my career as a living statue didn’t go too well. Joe Hawtness, why didn’t you send these hot chicks to the corner of 42nd and 3rd? Instead, I got pooped on by birds, chased away by cops, and groped by a transvestite named Lady Bubba.

Sorry…must have missed your email. Next time just send me a google map.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtess

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What A Croc

Oct. 29, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - I can only imagine how strange that would look when she stands upright
Enrique Spotted This Crocolady

Favorite CommentGuppy06: Vagina dentata!

It’s so wonderful that Vagina Denta was the rallying cry for this photo. I love you guys.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

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Artemis Would Be Totally Jealous

Oct. 29, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - I understand now why Actaeon spied upon her.
Enrique Spotted This Archery Hottie

Favorite CommentA Nerd like you: makes me happy joe hotness knows Artemis. And yes, she’d be totally jealous!

Hell yeah, I love Greek mythology. What’s not to love about a murderous, incestuous and all together mentally unstable pantheon of absurdly powerful beings.

Also, I love this comment as well -

Favorite CommentNick: Somewhere, in another world, Legolas just came in his elf-pants.

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This Is A Photo Of A Totally Sexy, Amazingly Hot…Wait…Where'd She Go?

Oct. 28, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - Body paint is standard practice for high ranking goverment assassins. I'm sure it will be featured in the next Tom Clancy epic.

Enrique Spotted This Invisi-Hottie

Favorite CommentPaddy: This makes me want to start a new career as a labiabrarian.

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Dolphin Love…It's Forceful, But Feels Like Snuggles And Rainbows

Oct. 28, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - Dolphin's though evolving during the Miocene Epoch are now trying devolve back to land dwelling mammals.  They are doing this by humping humans.

Alex Spotted This Over-Amorous Delphinidae

Favorite CommentSilentchuck: so thats how aquaman was born.

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It Will Take Forever To Wash Off The Orange Residue

Oct. 27, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - She looks delicious.
Enrique Spotted This Not Easy Being Cheesy Hottie

Favorite CommentTara: Super 8 motels now offer a “Britney Spears Suite”. Includes cheeto bath, 43 ashtrays and a pair of Uggs. Clippers to shave your head available for an additional fee.

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Um…Rawr…?

Oct. 27, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - I just couldn't think of a good cage joke where it didn't sound like I was pro-women slaves.  Which I am not! Shame on you for thinking such!

Anon Spotted This Caged Wisdom

Favorite CommentNorm: That dogs got a womb with a view! Sorry, I couldn’t resist

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She Sort Of Looks Off Balance…

Oct. 26, 2009

WTF Girl Photo - She'd be pissed if she fell.

Mullligan Spotted This Had-To-Pee Hottie

Favorite CommentAndrew: Hold on a minute…. where are her panties?

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