From The New Film: Harry Potter And The Cave Of Sex Change

I think my wand just got bigger

Can you come out and play?

Sexchange? Bullshit, probably just his sister.

If there is a spell to do that I want to learn it.

Wow, Harry(ette) kinda has BUTTAFACE.

“I went to Hogwarts and all I got was this raging hard-on”

Well, this would have been a great way wo make me want to read the book… Too late, Ms Rowling

She can do amazing things with my wand

Fucking idiots all of you…

Oh ghod, i love Halloween!

and you thought Harry was akward before.

I’ve found her G-spot.

I think my wand had a premature Expelliarmus!

I hope she doesn

Shes standing at the right place. The goal line.

id totally do her…

Harry is way better looking as a chick.

I’m pretty sure that’s a guy, might want to reconsider. On second thought, you’re idiots..go right ahead!

I dont care if her potter is hairy I’d still get my petronus (sp?) charm past her defense of the dark arts………that started out good……damnit……

I dont care if her potter is hairy I’d still get my petronus (sp?) charm past her defense of the dark arts………that started out good….d*mnit….

Woo! She’s invited to my party.

Haha!

Harry Porn and the Deathly Whores?
Harry Porn and the Half-Boob Prince?

1000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR !!!

If you think she is a butterface then you sir are pretty vain. I still think she is pretty cute.

…Not to be confused with the previous film, Harry Potter and the Transestite’s Two Stones.

Yeah, I guess you’re right, Im a very vain person…..

But, I have good reason: Im attractive, Im young, Im doing OK in life, I don’t live in my moms basement. Ya know, all the things YOU’RE NOT

And you’re obviously 14 for having that misconception about everyone on the internet.
kfizz, she is cute =D

Hairy?

Glad to see that Hermoine got that college scholarship to be a cheerleader…even if she is a filthy mug-blood.

Norm, you’re an idiot. The girl isn’t a butterface. Only virgins say such things.

Her face isn’t the greatest, maybe a 6. It’s a bit hard to tell from that angle. But, with her body being a 9.5, who cares about her face!?! Yum! Yum!

I’d hit her.

She makes my wand hard.

I’d like to do a coitus interruptus spell on her…

she can sit on my firebolt all day

Exactly, you don’t look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire…

i want her on my team

Does she do parties?

Honestly, all of what you just said cries to make the opposite the truth. You know how I know? Because I’m Donald Trump. Seriously. I am. Really. See my words? I’m not lying. Now please prove me wrong.

I totally want to see her playing Quidditch…
And I want to sit in the lowest seat…

Very nice legs on that one rest of the body is damned nice too!

C’mon, if YOU had magic powers, you’d try it at least once.

Nice to meet you Mr Trump

hahahahahahah!

Quiddich cheerleaders are hot!

All i want to know is, who is http://hawtness.com/?s=headphones ?

I believe she stars in Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions

A failed spell gone right.

Also my wand just became made of stiff wood.

Engorgio in the pants

If I was Joe Hawtness I’d make this the favorite comment. Hahaha!

That’s why long time ago someone invented a thing called doggystyle!

I think i just filled the Quidditch Cup.

Hairy Pooner and the Prisoner of Asskaban?

I’d sure like to see her Cave of Secrets…

I’d shoot my silvery white patronus all over her.

If that’s a guy, then I’m offically bisexual.

She kinda looks like Tina Fey….Eww bad thoughts…

Harry never looked so good.

Amen!

haha epic one!

Thats what i call Hawtness… rawr

and for those who think thats a dude, that is far from anything manly… or you have no taste in women

I’d like to stick my wand in her Chamber of Secrets…

I wanna see her “whore-crux”!

Yup, if that’s a guy, I’m going gay. Who needs chicks, if guys look that hot!

i found her g spot!

Hell, if y’all don’t want her, I’ll take her. Hawt.

It’s Halloween, that’s Hermionne dressing as Harry … “Sexius switchus!”

Looks like Harry Potter used the wrong spell on himself.

Oh yeah, I offically cannot spell, either. Sigh*

mmm…Harry Hotter…

its mud-blood. (im not a dork lol)

shes uggs

Hey, don’t call your mom an idiot!

Yes, she’ll do the whole party.

Wrong.

I’m glad some girls can finally come out and admit they have hog warts! (I wonder if there’s a spell to remove those?)

And Harry Potter while confronting the wizard who was stealing all the fame for killing legendary beasts lost his wand……. Quickly he realized that Ron Weasley’s broken wand was lying there on the ground just in reach and he used it to save the day, but one spell backfired, changing him into a buxom beauty! Stunned there the wizard succumbed to Harry’s newfound ladies and Ron hit him over the head with a stone! The next day Harry asked to be a cheerleader! They made the mistake of letting him in the locker room, with a camera. Now known as Harriette he’s the main target of affection for Malfoy….. OMFG! O_O

Wtf at her right leg.
Why is it black?
When the rest of her is Mexicanish.

Dude, she’s just depicting hermione as she should be….

Valdamort definitely wants to touch that with his wand