Anon Spotted These Office Antics At Vice Magazine
Desert Rat: I had shorts like his once. I think I was 12. And it was in the 1970’s.Admit it…you still have them.
The Jawa Report Spotted These Jabba’s Slave Hotties
Darkfae: I felt a great disturbance in the force, it is as if a million Kleenex cried out in agony and were suddenly silenced.
wedinator Spotted This Roller-Girl
Bird: Do you.. take her.. as your lawfully wedded wife.. in half-pipes and in corkscrews… in grinds and in 360’s… ’til wipeouts do you part…
Scott Spotted This Valentine
Tempertantrum: Save a horse. Ride a space cowboy! (preferably me.)In a few hundred years that slogan will be stuck on the bumpers of space-trucks everywhere.
-Joe Hawtness
Anon Spotted This 8 Cheeked Prison
Claustrophobia has never been so awesome…except when you start hyperventilating all you smell is farts. Eww.
Yours Truly,
Joe hawtness
Mr. Puma: This should be the way to play Simon.That…is…genius.
-Joe hawtness
Anon Spotted This Ninja-Hottie
Think you are an awesome ninja? Well, if you’re not wearing high-heels while sneaking around and throwing down some sweet stealth kills, guess what, she’s cooler than you.
This is a fact.
Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness
Pepe: Just for the Record: High-Heels are a must-have in the wildness!I didn’t know that.
The Internetz Spotted This Customer Service Representative
Your trip to best buy will not be this excellent…I’m sorry.
-Joe Hawtness
Kingbob: Looking at the mannequin, i’d say she’s selling ‘Stikini’s’. They’re stickers that are designed to cover the nipples like a bikini.That’s some pretty good detective work.
-Joe Hawtness
Anon Spotted This Hawt New Trend
It’s Thanksgiving, but tomorrow -at least in the states- is Black Friday (the most hellish shopping day of the year). Now, I could listen to my nagging inner voice that awakes me with hellish nightmares of reliving my days of working at circuit city and tell you all not to go shopping…I must pause to regain composure…
Ok, I’m back, I just wanted to say buy this product. It’s hilarious, and qualifies as the most absurd fashion I’ve recently encountered. Just think, you could give someone a wedgie just by pulling on their hood. Thank you hood thong, for all the laughter you will bring.
Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness
Rabo: I’ve found my mum’s Christmas present!That is icky to infinity.
-Joe Hawtness
Anon Spotted This Creature Of The Sea
Watch out people it’s the tiny sextopus!
Spock: fun fact the [octopus] have all organs in their head including their genitals
