Behold! The Ultimate Nerd Wet-Dream

This makes me quiver with delight like Jabba in a massage chair.

the one with the gold pillow is saying “give into your hate!”

Actually, I dont find Slave Leia hot anymore so many chicks dressing up as her has ruined it so this does the exact opposite of what it’s supposed to…but anyways,

My bet is on the girl with the short hair. Side bet on the girl with the rolled up pillow with more thwacking capacity.

I cannot even commence the explanation of the erotic sentiments that I am sensing as of the moment. I am immensely salivating.

Sorry, OCD, College English, and Star Wars nerdiness beat into my brain will not let this go.

It is “Give in to your hate” using ‘into’ would imply giving something to your hate or inside it.

its or it is* Damn OCD will not let me even get away with my own fast typing.

If you all would excuse me, I’ll be in the corner doing my impression of Hand Solo….err, I mean Han Solo.

thus began a new pandemic. Nerds across countries would never be able to function properly once more, clean pants and tissues became rare and eventually dissappeared.
And in every street, one could hear the faint sounds of distant nerds fapping away.
The world would never be the same.

Trent, you had it right. “It’s” is the contraction of “it is”.

I came.

I saw. I liked.

Wow, something I submitted! So cool! Since I first found this pic a couple days ago, I’ve come 25 times to it! I always have the pictures from hawtness on my screen when making whoopie with the wife, since she’s so ugly I lose my boner instantly.

Thank you hawtness. You and your beauties have saved my marriage

I came again, I developed Carpal Tunnel.

actually, “it’s” is appropriate as it’s a contraction of “it is” or “it has.”

“Its” is possessive.

My jawa just spit.

How is this the ultimate nerd dream? I had a dream just like this not too long ag…………wait…..

omg…

you claim to have have grammatical OCD, yet you wrote:

“…but anyways,

My bet”

srsly?

my, what a high horse you ride

That’s not an obscure reference to the movie Happiness, is it?

I could think of a few things to do with a group of women like that

Yeah, well, forget the Leias. Have you seen pixel girl in the carpet!?

the most left one reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. yummy.

But you are still missing your period.

Strangely enough, much like a picture from last week. I was present at about the time this picture was taken.

Strange how that keeps happening.

That’s called wanker’s cramp.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, it is as if a million Kleenex cried out in agony and were suddenly silenced.

Is this another Evony advert?

Ooooh look, a padded cell …

Ugh, I was trying to fall asleep when I typed that. Now I’m going to fidget about it for a day or two.

Yep, that’s my friend Amy at the bottom; this was from Dragon Con 2007 I believe

Girls don’t dress up as Princess Leia; they dress up as Jennifer Aniston playing Rachel Green dressing up as Princess Leia. Friends has way more of that demographic than Star Wars ever had or will have.

Well, anyways isn’t a word, but what’s wrong with “My bet”?

I love horse betting online. It allows me to put a wager on horses from the comfort of my own home. Don’t get me wrong, I also love going to the race tracks to get the all-around experience. Forutunately for me I’ve had good lucky recently and I cashed in on “Mine That Bird” during the good ol Ketucky Derby.

theres a group they actually hold auditions for to have as his slave girls every year at these conventions T.T

I recognize that carpet. That’s DragonCon!

I’ve seen these ‘slave’ outfits featured a few times, I wonder if they were on sale somewhere and I missed it…

I think you just won the nerdy internet-goer prize.