Melvin Knew Then That The Rest Of His Days Would Never Compare To That One Glorious Afternoon

now thats a nerd if i’ve ever seen one , but damn what a nice looking girl !!!!!!!!!!!!! To bad we can’t see more of her or even the photo copy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously WTF.

Given the looks of him I wouldn’t assume that what we can’t see of her is attractive.

I see all that I need to see of her…

Mmhmmphm!
What?
I said: My hair is stuck in the copier!

that’s a real geek =)

Love it.

Wait, what? Her nipples aren’t even on the copy part of the machine. I won’t comment on how lame it is that her nipple is blurred out. On second thought, maybe I will.

Well said!

I think it’s not blurred out, but rather the copier light reflecting on her breast.

Well, beats photocopying your butt…

“Miss Smith, I’m happy to tell you that your mammogram is all clear.”

I don’t think that’s a copier…it looks like a paper shredder.

Not a fan. The best that could happen here is that when copying her ugly face, she gets blinded by the light. Then as she’s struggling to see, the nerdy boy sprays a load all over her eyes, causing more blindness! Then as she screams, he can shove it down her throat.

But I think that boy looks like he blew his load just looking at the scanner

Don’t know why, but whenever I look at this picture, I hear Goofy laughing….

what the?

I can’t think of an actual explanation for how that scene occurred. Shredded Paper; A scanner on the floor; An apparently attractive topless woman pressed against the scanner/copier (but missing the mark by four inches or so); a tremendously awkward nerd in horrible nerd clothing staring at her with the trademark grin…

What series of events lead to this? Or right… it was probably staged… but then… what scenario are they trying to depict?

When I was a kid, I always wanted this model of copier (that’s about 12 years ago…) now I know why

I can tell cuz it ended up just like this once at my house:
I asked her to come over to help with an art project and while we were tearing up strips of paper to make paper mache animals, I slipped her a ruffie. She passed out right away, and I tried to take her clothes off. Since I’m so weak, I could only get her shirt off and after I fondled her for a bit, I wanted to prove to the guys that I had a hot girl over. I couldn’t find the digital camera, so I tried to scan her face. Now everyone knows how cool I am!

“This isn’t how the regular key op fixes paper jams.”

He’s put superglue on the copier and asked her if she can hear what the little pixie that lives inside it and draws the pictures on the copies is saying, now she’s saying, get me offa this thing you dork

This caption reminds me of something you would see on “The Far Side.”

You’re one of those guys who get beat up on the playground for being an idiot, aren’t ya?

Come on, Chris… it’s not like she’s sitting on the scanner when he hits the scan button. …

ummm… maybe it’s just me but I do not see a whole lot of her.

its a photo-series for a clothing company. seen this on some blog a few months before

I have a cannon scanner just like this and her nippled is below the copy/scan plate… plus, it looks as if the cover is down.

I fix them copiers for a living and the cover is removed and her nipples are on the scan glass on this model its all but the first 1/4 inch from that side

Epic nerdness too bad its not a color copier

Won’t she be suprise when she finds out that he has his balls all over the glass.

No way dude. I mean, sure I wear shorts like that dude daily. And yes, I sometimes miss catching the rocks that’s thrown at my head, but is it really my fault that I didn’t know I was playing catch the rock? Besides, I’ve only got strung up on the flagpole twice, and it wasn’t cuz I kissed my mom goodbye after she dropped me off senior year. Why’s everyone gotta judge!?!?

GEEK FACE

kinda reminds me of work that one day we were allowed to drink during office hours….

his secret is 9 inches of limp dick

This is photo proof of the moment Jamie and Adam came up with the idea of “MythBusters”

you need proof that there was a moment that Jamie and Adam came up with the idea of MythBusters?

In his head that was the best office party ever. In her head shes still trying to blow the copier.

Oh man! This copylation thing is awesome!

Afterwards, hot girl gets up topless and talks to the geek…
HotGirl: So, what do you think?…
Geek: Oh.. dear… God… THE COPY MACHINE WORKS!!!OH YEAH! I’m gonna tell the guys! Thank you!

this is taken straight outta vice magazine…….

I would post a clever comment, but nothing compares to the picture title. It just sums it up perfectly.

Is that a tan line or has her bra been Photoshop’ed out?

I had shorts like his once. I think I was 12. And it was in the 1970′s.

The rest of his DAY would never compare? More like the rest of his LIFE!

The cake is a lie…

Those shorts are quite hot!

How much thought did you put into that scenario you created?

A young Andy Dick?

Surprisingly, not too much. When you have a first hand experience like that, its hard to forget.

If you look closely – you can clearly see the said photocopy in girls hand – all black except the single white blurred breast in the corner by her fingers – your all to busy masturbating you hadn’t realised you all went blind

LOL

Even if she’s not that hot damn it people give the guy a break he’s punching above his weight. Can’t you get over your own feelings of inadequacy and just say. “go for it you crazy nerd, well done for overcoming your inherent flaws and childrens clothing”. What I want to know is who took the photo if this really was what it appears to be.

Thinking of portal??

Obviously her mouth is open, he’ll make a copy (several), cut a hole in it and use it when she’s not around.

Idiots who lick the frozen flagpole always get judged, TL. You are no exception.

this is from a vice magazine photoshoot, dorks

it’s all staged

This was photo from a series. I don’t remember where or when it was published.

Talk about multifunction. Scan, copy, print, shred AND vibrate!

Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Black……and white >SPLORT!<.

Fucking hipsters…GET OFF MY LAWN…AND GET A JOB…THAT’S NOT AT A RECORD STORE

It’s obviously ‘shopped !

Its shopped… look at the area around the tits, it has a weird color and outline – can’t see it at first but trust me, it’s there.

Christmas office party, the Geeks love it

Thoroughly trolled amirite

The cake is a lie: A euphemism for a girl who has a gorgeous figure (especially the posterior), but an ugly face.

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I think I had that exact kind of photocopier when I was a kid! But i was always told not to do this cause it wasted toner…

Certainly does appear to be ‘shopped.
1) She casts no shadows
2) He casts strong ones except for his hand on the copier and his legs on the floor.
3) Rev seems on track about a bra being ‘shopped out—tan lines don’t have dark edges. I guess if she removed her bra before the pic, it could have left some indentations though. But color seems too pink.
4) There’s no way he’d ever get within 10 feet of her.
5) His pic looks more like film, while hers looks more digital.

Apart from that, it looks cool, and is funny in a WTF kinda way.

heres the source
http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n4/htdocs/fashion-copy-sluts-814.php?page=1

Awesome, I’ve been searching high and low for that link…thank you! Also I hope everyone reads the hell out of vice magazine, I’ve been a big fan for quite some time.

welcome to the internet, sauerkraut?

Rule #34 in action.

A via link would be nice… thanks, Miss C!

Apart from the cankles, she appears to have a decent body. Something can always be done about the face (bag/doggy style/plastic surgery).
But honestly—for me, it’s all about the face. Er, and brain. Just trying to be a sexist pig as is expected on this site.

on the link from credit the source, hands are in the scanned image, but her hands are not on the scanner in the photo

this is a shot pic

i like it

Try clicking the link under the photo ( Anon Spotted These Office Antics At Vice Magazine ) and then hit next a few times. She is most definitely HAWTNESS!!!

The original photo is a 1000 times better than that artsy-fartsy pretentious mess of a magazine.

Her nipples aren’t even that nice.

No, it’s simply turd-licker being exactly that and sauercraut calling him on it.

Those are boxers, not shorts, you can get them at american apparel

She’s Lena! They’re just trying to see if that device works properly.

So don’t let people photocopy your face anymore.

BAHAHAHAHAH thats no nerd im nerdier. he needs legs as white as the wall. then ill be impressed try waking up and try waking up with dent mark of a dreamcast controller on yer forehead haha fun times

Nerd alert!!

nerd WIN

witch means that you are about 50 and looking for porn on the internet (with shorts like the guy on the picture)

Why is there a copy machine in his bathroom? And more importantly, how the hell did he convince his sister this was a good idea? You cant see her face, but we all know it’s true.

And all of Melvin’s friends laughed at him for becoming a copier repair technician…