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WTF Girl Photo - Those uniforms don't seem like they will stay in place.

Anon Spotted These Soccer Hotties

Really I should have put this up a couple days ago in conjunction with the announcement of the World Cup brackets. But, better late than never I always say. Let’s hope USA can pull a miracle and make it past England.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentSimon: My God you can’t beat a bit of under boob!!!

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  • http://evylrobot.com/ Evyl Robot

    My reoccurring dream! But, how?!?!?

  • jurgs

    I’ll let them score anytime

  • C Lyn
  • baudelaire

    …and then, all of a sudden, I became a soccer fan…

  • Krischn

    I’d like to seem them play an exhibition match. Harhar.

  • Simon

    My God you can’t beat a bit of under boob!!!

  • Leviticus

    Sensory overload!!! ahhhhh!!!!!

  • Hawties Hunter

    Hey good to know that Enlgish girls are not all ugly bitches

  • Lonnie

    I’d pay to be the product tester on that assembly line!

  • http://www.allthatsfresh.com cannon

    @C Lyn

    I was going to joke that they were all the same woman…didn’t know it actually was a picture of the same woman a bunch of times.

  • Bill

    Finally, something that can combine my love of sports and masturbation.

  • Bob

    Don’t care that it’s all the same girl . . . can’t . . . stop . . . staring . . .

  • An Observer

    I bet if the clones in the Star Wars prequels looked like this. Im sure it would have done alot better in sales.

  • Ausstud

    I have to admit this is pretty cool, but I don’t think I’d like to see the same theme carried through an NFL lineup.

  • Judo

    Send in the clones!

  • Justintime233

    I just came…….11 times.

  • johno

    Too bad its only a rare few =(

  • Stueymon

    USA make it past england? and Jesus christ will come riding a bicycle out of my anus while blowing a trumpet

  • Don Martin

    Nice and firm. The soccer ball, I mean. Blown up just right – just the right air pressure – (concentrating really hard)

  • DreamTheEndless

    Um – any chance that you can provide a link to the original or a hi-res version? This is pretty awesome.

  • DreamTheEndless
  • Bigjoe

    I like the blonde one…………………..I think the 5th one from the right is the sexiest.

  • CannedToo

    Takes quite a girl to make a Wikipedia page about herself. LOL.

  • CannedToo

    I thought it was CGI at first.

  • Skitz

    Since when did the Rockettes have their own soccer team?

  • jesi

    they’re very shiny… are they robots?
    a little variety would be nice… while its nice to see that many half-exposed boobs, it would be nice to see more than one pair over and over. MOAR BEWBS PLZ.

  • Mr. Izz

    They don’t need to get past England. They just need to be in the top two of their group.

  • Guppy06

    Good, I was kinda freaked out that they all had the same height and proportions.

  • Xi Fan Ke

    [insert joke involving "handball" here]

  • Skill-less

    I can’ think of anything witty to say! I’m stuck in a blonde moment whenever I look at the picture!

  • Awinnerisjew

    Just do it.

  • me

    And I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

  • Yeahsure

    Pardon me, but did you just say “Tits or GTFO”?

  • Yacob

    It’s not the same girl; they started mass producing hot robots.

  • Jebusyoon

    It’s called football. And who are the ones that put the thumbs down?

  • bug man

    must… resist… urge… to care about soccer…

  • Beerman Da Moe-ron

    Dayum!…I could make a Beerman sandwitch out of them. Let me see,….5 days and the 6th could be a foldover. Yum!

  • Zeus the Moose

    I’m seeing many World Cups in that picture.

  • Jdg

    Getting hard at work wooot getting hard at woooooork

  • CannedToo

    A little too much bread in that sandwich to make the meat worthwhile.

  • Boomer_B_Omb

    I go away from my computer for a few days and SO MANY good pics get put up that I had great caption ideas for, but of course, I’m too late. And naturally, I have no idea for this one. Moral of the story: visit this site every day kids!

  • Tadjio

    I’m overanalyzing this picture for sure, but the underboob-showing crop tops + the implication that soccer will be played at some point, annoys me. Anyone who’s ever handled a boob knows it’s not bolted to the rib cage — without any means of support, the girls (uh, girl and her clones) will get out on the field and with one good *boing* there will be titties flying free all over the place.

    Of course I’ll bet that’s the point.

  • Finniecent

    That would have been a ‘fun’ photoshop job for whoever had to put all the photos together!

  • smartz

    Every time I see this picture reminds me of how much I love this girl.

  • Davian Wolfe

    And most of the hot ones have their heads so far up their asses all they eat is crap. (I’m british so don’t hate me)(or hate me but realise i’m saying this about my own countries people)(or whatever)

  • Cherry

    Giggity. Giggity. Giggitygiggity. Giggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggity.

  • Lathon

    blondes are the sexiest creatures on earth, i wanna titty **** them all . .

  • venomlash

    I count 11 heads, and since I am a college student, I can tell you that probably means 22 boobs.

  • venomlash

    @Lathon: Stay away from my GF. :P

  • Tenshi

    I can see Stadler and Walldorf in the sky box saying to each other:
    “What happened to the ball? Is it out? I can’t find it anywhere on the field!”
    “I don’t know about you but I see 44 balls right out there on the field!”

  • Canman

    She is! page3.com is dominated by topless pics and movies of her. Yum!

  • Mugen

    I just can’t stop looking at this…… LOL

  • samhain

    wow i just love World D-Cup Soccer

  • http://www.nflbetting.us Football Guy

    I love betting on Football. The crappy part is that I’ve lost about $ four this month. I think the most enjoyable part is doing the research and using research to find holes in the odds.

  • Corey

    we need a way to zoom in on these pictures!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Phoebe

    44 comments ale\ready, and not ONE about how hard it would be to run in that outfit?!

  • buriza

    Silly goal keeper, she forgot her gloves! She’s going to be sore in the morning.

  • Beerman Da Moe-ron

    You’d know that if yer pecker fit in one, it would fit in all,…but wouldn’t it fun to try the hole bunch.
    Hmmm,….

  • nick

    Look at that girl in the middle standing with her legs differently than everyone else. One always has to ruin it for the rest of them.

  • Bhazor

    It pretty much is.

    Zoo, who took the shoot, are well known for abusing photoshop.

  • JungleCanuck

    They’re all so alike. I bet if you asked: “Who wants ice-cream?” they’d all say yes

  • Emily

    Anyone else first notice that only one of them is wearing a wrist sweatband? No? Just me? Sigh…

  • Chris

    I believe you are referring to the “captain’s” armband. It’s worn to signify who’s the captain on the field.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    Isn’t it nice you shared that with everyone? Feel free to cross that off your list of things to do today.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    But is she the captain of her own domain?

  • CampGareth

    better start stretching then…

  • Labr8

    Well, this is just a theory from a university science student, but a strip of good double-sided tape at the bottom of the shirts could hold the shirts in place whilst running and stuff. It would be quite bouncy i imagine, and tacles and heading duels might lead to ripping off the tops, wich would be nice :)

    And like Buriza (do Kyanon?) noticed, the keeper isn’t wearing gloves, for some strange reason.

    I bet if anyone made a football game with 3D-scans of models wearing this type of outfit, it would be a best-seller. Obviously with a good physics engine to get the bouncing right, and with an adult setting allowing tops to be ripped off in rough contact d^_^b

  • baudelaire

    Yes, sigh…on some areas of the planet, however, there is already a game called football, and, like it or not, there needs to be some sort of differentiation between the two. As imperfect as the language is, we have to use different words to describe different things or it becomes a bit mucky. The point is, however, that I shall become more of a fan of whatever game you call it if SHE is playing, especially in that outfit.

  • chowderl

    is it just me or do those girls look fake?

  • Theodore

    also http://www.nudiki.com/wiki/index.php/Keeley_Hazell
    since there’s such marked interest.

  • Rafael

    Man I dream about the day when the “bit of under boob” will be the latest fashion.

  • http://www.fashi0n.com.au Fashion

    I’ll provide the balls :p

  • Tadjio

    I like your thinking. ‘Course it’d have to be some pretty strong double-sided tape (given the estimated volume and therefore the inertia of the cleavage we’re seeing, we need something that’s mega adhesive.) I mean it wouldn’t do the idea justice if the girls were just mincing around on the field, they need to really PLAY football.

    I agree it should be a lavishly-rendered video game. And what could make it even better — if your particular game character was extra-hardcore, she’d just keep on trucking even after a tackle took off her shirt, tape and all.

  • CannedToo
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  • nizzle

    That’s deffo my fantasy football team.

  • erm

    Keeley^11!

  • Starsky

    Ok, before the game starts lets warm up with some Jumping-Jacks… Ready… 1, and, 2 and, 3, and…

  • badpunguy

    Really? You would want your kids looking at this? Sick perv.

  • randomnerd

    I, being a nerd, love that physics is being integrated into porn right here.

  • Poxy Report

    Of course, there’s always one who forgets their uniform, and another who can’t stand at attention.

  • Jashunghan

    Here’s a team you’d like to score

  • spurofthemoment

    That’s why they cloned this one.
    This kinda proves that two of the, if not the biggest industries is sport and pr0n

  • CannedToo

    Now THAT is seriously wtf.

  • Trent

    I’ll gladly get turf toe.

  • SarX

    I believe he is referring to the girl/clone in the middle that is wearing a actual wrist band and not a captains band.

  • TheAntiCat

    All you need to do is hire some of the geniuses from either Team Ninja, makers of the Dead or Alive franchise or some of the good folks at Namco, makers of the Soul Calibur series.

  • What?

    Thats just “A bit” of underboob to you!? How much Underboob will it take to impress you people!

  • Bad-Romance

    you can beat underboob. With the whole boob.

  • Bloodshot

    Be carefull… they’ll kick your balls harder than… um… someone who kicks balls?

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