You've Got Something Right There

FIRST ZOMG!!!

Nice ass =D

See how you like it, mom!

Okay, I think I just creeped myself out.

See how you like it, mom!

Okay, I think I just creeped myself out.

See how you like it, mom!

Okay, I think I just creeped myself out.

man, he’s starting early….

He’s gonna have to start sometime, might as well start young! Would you rather he be squeezing a banana hammock?

Lemme patch that hole for you, mommy!

Huh? No, no…. I was just getting that mosquitoe……you know– West Nile virus and such

Another few years I’ll be tapp’n bitches like dis, instead of jus smack’n

You’ve got something right there. it’s bright orange! take it off, quickly!
And, on a completely different note, does anyone else feel worried about whoever takes these?

“You like that, don’t ya bitch?”

You know what they say, parents live vicariously through their children.

He has been thoroughly trained by this age at the Kennedy Compound.

kids start pimpin so young these days…

“Now fart again and I’ll see if I can feel it.”

I wish my wang was right there.

now THAT’s how you hold it in

You wish a small child had his hand on your wang? Pedophile…

Out of the picture is the boy’s father….smiling proudly.

NO! I mean, um. Not the child, but without. His hand not there. I lose.

The picture gets funnier the longer you look at it. A passing glace looks like he swatted something. But when you look at it for a while, you realize you don’t know how long her had his hand there.

Who’s your daddy..well, um, I mean you son…

quickly jams an “r’ in there wher in belongs on the end of you.

You know, kid, aligators aren’t the only way to lose a hand!

In his Defense, it was a mighty nice ass!!

Ew…..poor fella. Now he’s gonna have to have a shot for touching that!

DAMNIT MOM! Cover your ass!

Smack that long azz mofo!

definitely not gay

You know I’ll just stop trying to leave a snappy/lol comment, its obvious Joe Hawtness hates me… I bet it’s all a part of his plan for World Domination

Work that pimp hand, son!

Remember the movie “Big?” Well, this is kind of the opposite of that.

(gives you an e for your where)

O.o Joe’s Dom?

Props to Joe for posting one of his pictures from his earlier years. He just really had it made eversince.

And probably ready to pay him the dollar he promised to him for doing it.

He already fell for that once.

He’s just checking to see if his dad was right, if it really is too hot to handle.

I know you own the site, Joey, but this’ not the place for your childhood photographs!

I hope that kid was thinking “fucking booyah” upon impact.

Your right. It probably was that kids first. Man, i remember those day… laying in bed with mom, waiting til she fell asleep to grab her boobs… touching my 1″ member….

…Somethings just haven’t changed….

You’ve heard of a 16 hand horse, well what we have here is a one hand ass!

How come kids are allowed to do that and i’m not? I kind of hate this world >.<

squashed a fly

Oh, gross. Poop comes out of there.

This is how the USDA finds it’s recruits… GRADE A!!!!!

This kid just ruined the new “two girls one cup” video.

Bucky says, “Cover that flat ass!!”

I think Freud would have something to say about this…

“What if I pull on this white string hanging down?”

Hahaha i see a tiny boner !

(steals an ‘n’ and gives a ‘t’ but keeps the n)
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I’m just saying….UGLY BUTT!

“WASP!”