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You Knew They Would Come For You Eventually.

You Knew They Would Come For You Eventually.

Anon Spotted This Tied-Down Hottie

Those aren’t trolls they’re Lilliputians.

-Joe Hawtness

You pose an interesting quandary.

Favorite CommentVaykay: the trolls could tie and gag her, but not unhook her bra? cmon guys!

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  • ShitFerBrains

    “So honey,..be damn glad we ain’t gerbils ”

    1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Adam

    They see me trolling…

  • A Random Pooka

    Her floor is surprisingly free of dust bunnies under the furniture. Lilliputian awareness fail. Cleaning win! I need to find a woman like that. Wonder if she can cook too?

  • justme

    they hatin…
    they wanna see me tied and dirty…

  • Sheepy

    Someone had to decide to have her pose like that… WHY?!?

  • tophoo

    … is it wrong to want to propose to a hog-tied stranger?

  • Demetrius

    The untold story of how Smurfette was *really* created…

  • dinosaur

    I answer that “Why?!” with an astounding “Why not?”

  • NJ

    Touch my hair again, bitch.

  • Brock

    My first reaction to this pic was revulsion at the sight of so many troll dolls. I think there’s something wrong with me.

  • Ovaltine Jenkins

    The screenshot from the new Puppet Master movie looks promising.

  • AR

    Linking to the source would be nice

  • RoCkStAR

    You can see it in her eyes. She definitely wants the one with the white hair. After all… We all know what they say about guys with white hair. It’s like the big feet story but only with with hair. White hairy big feet? That doesn’t make sense. Oh well… Whatever floats her boat =)

  • CockCunt

    I hope they piss on her.

  • Skill-less

    She shouldn’t have signed that paper to dismantle all bridges in her room……. This is what happens when trolls lose their home! :O

  • massageguy

    Homeless trolls!

  • http://hawtness arse_hole

    “come on lads! lets gang bang her”

  • A Random Pooka

    I think that’s a white hat. Like Gandalf. In the next photo in the series, we see the ‘Pointy Hat Trick’
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    Still the prettiest

  • AV44

    Because she looks hot? And if she agreed then there’s no harm. Bondage games are fun as long as they’re consensual.

  • inside joke

    There were trolls in that picture?

  • kwily

    someone is gonna get funky

  • David

    Lilliputians > Brobdingnags

  • Xi Fan Ke

    Troll Bukake?

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    And all this time, I thought Gulliver was a guy. Silly me.

  • Bigjoe

    “I like big butts and a Troll can not lie…”

  • CannedToo

    White hair? She’d dig my wrinkly old granddad then.

  • CannedToo

    Yeah, but to have a girl like that stay with you, you’d have to keep her prisoner…..come to think of it, is this what you do to her when you leave the house?

  • Skitz

    No kidding, this is literally the reoccuring nightmare I had from first until eigth grade. I still cringe a bit when I see a troll doll.

  • SoulCrusher

    God damn I love girls in underwear. Possibly better than seeing them nude.

  • Meh

    Looks like Miley. Unfortunately, she is not.

  • Alec

    Like… a mother, only not related to you?

  • Alec

    I personally don’t find bondage sexy. I used to like to watch it in the movies, but then it kind of started to creep me out. I mean, this implies that we secretely want to overpower women and take advantage of them. I know, here she agrees to it, but really, the very fact that men get aroused by seeing women in degrading positions makes one wonder, doesn’t it.

  • CannedToo

    99 out of 100 times, this is true. But that implies I’ve been with 100 women, so maybe that’s based on Playboy pics. Gosh, I wish there were decent ways to find porn on the internet.

  • erm

    it’s no secret

  • Mimi

    I can’t believe I did that in front of my troll dolls…

  • Dan

    Makes me glad I sold most of my toys on eBay.

  • Johno

    Wow, she has gorgeous breasts.

  • Johno

    I agree with you. Having a beautiful and sexy woman in some sexy undies can be better than seeing them nude. Then again, there are some women that are just shaped so perfectly that nude is better. But then again, how many of those women exist.

  • Jonathan

    If that’s what you think bondage is about, then there is indeed something wrong with you.

  • Xi Fan Ke

    troll bukake!

  • Trent

    The best part is what he/she does to her after they finish taking the picture, she was trapped so easy :)

  • Fuzunga

    Well, looks like someone got trolled…

  • CannedToo

    Actually, plenty. Lots of girls look good naked. I think something about the sense of curiosity is much sexier than full knowledge. Read Junichiro Tanizaki’s In Praise of Shadows and you’ll understand.

  • http://badfiction.typepad.com/ PatGund

    Maybe she always had a desire to be dominated by a horde of little Ross Perots.

  • Slick Willy

    Our turn to rub your belly and make a wish…

  • SoulCrusher

    “I think something about the sense of curiosity is much sexier than full knowledge.” Bingo! That’s why that blonde chick you see everyday on the bus or train sticks in your head, why you think all day about the girl who was beside you on the treadmill at the gym. For me, nothing will ever trump seeing someone you lust over naked/doing the deed with…but underwear is a close fucking second.

  • Bird

    Chief Troll: You idiots!! This is the hundredth time!! You got the wrong girl again!! I told you, the ones that look like us!! There’s two of them and you can’t even get one?!! Let me spell it out for you one last time! O-L-S-E-N! OLSEN! THAT is their name!

  • Skitz

    “I wish seeing you naked was as good as wishing I could see you naked”

  • CampGareth

    looks to me like her hands aren’t tied but hay ho, it would be more sensible for her than to trust the photographer.

  • Sheepy

    She could look hot in a lot of poses other than being tied up and surrounded by trolls… I’m just wondering who thought to pose her like that — I mean, who comes up with an idea like that? Between the pose, her expression, and the gag, I don’t think she’s attractive at all — those things detract from her looks, they don’t add to them. She could be lovely with a smile and a lack of restraints, but I’m not seeing it now.

  • Ai-yi-ya

    WIN

  • sauerkraut

    Maybe she’s channelling Ted Bundy?

  • sauerkraut

    Maybe it’s a glitch in her psyche… she wants to be tied up in this loosey goosey world.

  • sauerkraut

    Which one is the hobbit?

  • sauerkraut

    porn and decent in the same sentence… kinda like asking for a smart palin.

  • CannedToo

    I think they should put porn on the internet. That would be cool.
    And as far as Palin goes. She may always sound like she should be Ned Flanders’ wife. Okely Dokely. But give the poor girl a break-don’t be a hater. I’d rather have her & her family over for dinner than have Nancy Pelosi.

  • CannedToo

    Sometimes the realities don’t live up to the fantasies though. I can speak from experience.

  • Vince

    It couldn’t *possibly* be that the woman likes being tied up. It has to be about male evil. Right.

  • Nope

    …look at the color of her hands; not only tied, but tied either wayyyy too tight or for a decent period of time already.

  • Strider

    That Sarah Palin – she’s as cute as a spotted puppy and half as smart.

  • rockymarlow

    all girls look good naked

  • rockymarlow

    absofuckinlutely win

  • lump-o-shit

    Are you sure about that?

  • MyFirstTime

    So THAT’S what it’s like to stumble across pictures of someone you know on pervy net sites!

    She used to work for me a while back, and she’s dumb as they cum.

  • SkyDude

    I’m thinking Cyrus here more than either of the Olsens…but the comment has definite WIN.

  • misterg

    best … pic … ever … fckng … amazing

  • Crash_

    I bet that pink hair doll has a better view D:

  • sauerkraut
  • dom

    gawd dam she’s escaping…. no! seize her

  • Christmas

    no…! it’s common courtesy..

  • Miss Julie

    Hello!! Thanks to everyone who supports me ^.^
    and for those of you talking shit~ haha, don’t hate!! You know it’s cute.
    Especially “MyFirstTime”?? I never worked for you, so please stop trying to fluff your ego.

    happy & hogtied, Miss Julie

  • AV44

    There are trolls?

    So, your point is that, because you don’t find bondage sexy no-one should?

  • vaykay

    the trolls could tie and gag her, but not unhook her bra? cmon guys!

  • erm

    Marry me!

  • Bearslayer

    Let the haters hate.

    I think you look great.

  • ShitFerBrains

    Well then you chews the winner honey,….not sure if the dude that run the place will

  • MyFirstTime

    So you’ve never had a job?

    Not trying to fluff my ego, kid. More bemused than anything…

  • CannedToo

    He has only seen his mom naked…and she does!

  • Magius

    Hey now… Those bra hooks can be confusing…

  • Asuna

    Or use her panties to tie her up

  • Akrahp Ma’Pontz

    ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

  • B Smith

    FTW!!

  • B Smith

    FTW!!

  • B Smith

    FTW!!

  • civer

    if you noticed the floor cleanliness I have bad news for you.

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