The Muppet Slayer

Good folk of the village! Thine cookies shalt be safe now and henceforth…

…next, Buffy Vs. The Count…

…ONE! ONE SLAYER!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I like this, but it would have been better for me if it had been elmo….

…and finally, she takes on the green trash-can dweller, the giant yellow bird and his tusk-less mastodon friend…

That is the weirdest ventriloquist act on the planet. As opposed to Jeff Dunham, who is just the lamest

“Cookie the Dead Monster…On A ‘Steek’?”

I wonder if she co-ordinates her lipstick with all her victims

Ci!

I think Grover sent her. The rivalry between blue muppets runs deep and fierce. In the end, there can be only ONE!

“D” is for “Decapitated”. That’s good enough for me.

I was just looking at wikipedia and I saw this picture under the entry for fugly. Anyone have mind bleach handy?

No, but she co-ordinates all her victims with her lipstick.
New time she’ll use the blue one, she will have to slay a smurf..

Guy’s, Guy’s. When a woman that looks like this, says she doesn’t want a cum shot to the lip’s, she means It!!!!

That’s not a Muppet, that’s the cookie monster. Muppet’s a trademark idiot.

That is the head of Joe Hawtness. Must be why he hasn’t picked a best comment for quite some time now. Now I know. It’s because of this girl.

don’t know, he seems like a muppet to me…

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Cookie_Monster

No mind bleach. Just drink some regular, we’ll all thank you.

She looks like she just blew a smurf and got smurf cum all over her slutty blow job lips.

I’ve never seen Cookie Monster wear a red shirt before… good look

Let me help you out with the originality of your post LOL,…Looks like she Blue Him before she killed him

And the cookies rejoice!

The cookie monster’s head has now been fractured, and his brains have been taken out. She must have eaten them, for her lips are blue.

Twenty-five, surely?

Yes I saw that there, but I chose to go the other route. Why not just post your own original message instead of piggy-backing mine?

First, this picture gave my inner child cancer.

Second, if this picture was taken outside of the Atlanta Hilton, I’m going to shit because way too many of the pictures from the last few weeks were taken in places where I might have been at the time.

Skewer Me Elmo!

A muppet is a type of puppet, first created by Jim Henson. The Sesame Street puppets are almost all Muppets and we’re created by Jim Henson or Henson Inc. Cookie Monster was originally voiced by Frank Oz, who also did Fozzie Bear (and Yoda but Yoda wasn’t a muppet). Anyways, Joe’s dead on on this.

ok several comments in one here

He musta touched her cookie without asking

Thats what he gets for saying gimme a cookie bitch!

She Really wanted that dam cookie!!

He reached one last time into the wrong cookie jar……..

Stupid….and not hot.

Muppet is a combination of Marionette and Puppet, not a trademarked name. So nearly all of the Henson creations are muppets. Like most everything in the Dark Crystal, the Muppet Show, Sesame Street (with Sesame Street News, featuring Kermit the Frog!), and IIRC Fraggle Rock. I’m sure there were even more. Labyrinth comes to mind.
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… You remind me of the Babe …

way hot

om nom nom

First I find out that apparently Santa Claus is not real, and now Cookie Monster is dead. worst day of my life

I’d eat her cookie anytime!

Clearly that bastard tried to steal her cookies and lost. Its just a reminder for those out there who think they can mess with a Ex-Girl scout cookie seller!

i wanna put her head on my stake

Whoa, I’ve had this dream before. Next the head starts yelling at me then I fall backwards into a pit of cookies.

i am almost positive that this was one of the chicks from DragonCon (or something similar) and one year a guy dressed as the cookie monster and was molesting her so the next year, bam, cookie monster killer lol dont ask how i know that or if it’s true….

if thts wat she does to a cookie monster
id hate to see her with my big bird

Yes, I see.

Face- symmetrical, attractive, 9/10.
Body- low fat content, good tone, nice appearance, 10/10.
Overall- the makeup doesn’t work for me, but it doesn’t detract a great deal, 8.5/10.

So we round that out to a solid 9+/10… or in interweb speak…. fugly?

Can you post a picture of yourself so we can compare and contrast? We’d love to see the picture of the Adonis you must be to expressly dismiss this girl.. Oh, and be holding a copy of a current Newsweek, upside-down in your right hand; so we know the picture is more likely “you” than random internet picture you found to pretend to be you.

Somehow I suspect that the definition “troll” will have varied and multiple meanings for you if this challenge is actually accepted.

Maybe this is one of those praying mantis sorta things. She killed him after she (blue) him.

So YOU’RE that creepy guy who attends all the cons and hides behind the plants, thinking that no one notices your boner. Pssst… we have pictures, so stop stalking us

The head is less disturbing than the fact she is wearing his feet.

What babe?

NOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Ahahahaha burn

I bet her girl scout cookies were made from real girl scouts

the babe with the power…..

Remember the colors… red is elmo; blue is cookie monster.

Because he’s shitferbrains and he digs yours by piggybacking.

Do you deny a girl her fetish?

First thing she’d do is throw away your magnifying glass.

He must have ate her cookie without asking

Thats not lipstick. It is his blood.

What power?

OMG! Cookie Monster boots? I soooo want boots made out of genuine Big Bird hide! *SQUEE!!!*

Note the shoulder and boots.

Monster Hunter – “Kill things and wear their skin as a hat!”

I love that game too This is an awesome take on it, lol.

The face is not symmetrical. Note, for instance that her right eye is almost round while the left is 2/3′s that size and not round. She’s got semi-cellulite texture on her left cheek. And her mouth has those lines the run from the corners up to the mid-point of her nose. 3.5 of 10.

Cannot see enough of her skin to opine as to it’s texture, but that blue hanging thing covers the muffin waist and thick thighs. 3.5/10.

Hair style is crappy and unclean looking. 1/10.

Makeup stinks. 1/10.

Fugly.

I totally just found my halloween costume for next year! Awesome!!

Time to settle the is she / isn’t she hot thing once and for all.

Although not classically “beautiful” in a traditional sense, she has attitude, charisma, and apparantly an excellent sense of humour. This combines to make her sexy as hell in my book! (and that’s before we get to the fact that it looks like she keeps in pretty good athletic shape too)

Bwhahahaha!

What power?

And the post of your picture so we can compare/contrast?

Oddly missing… weird; did you miss that part of my comment? I’d think an Adonis like yourself who would turn this down in a heartbeat would love to get some adulation.

My looks are irrelevant, although if you the whiner want to post your pisser, I might post my pic. Otherwise, the topic is the muppet killer.

That’s great, Nick. You just described Roseann Barr, Sondra Bernhardt and Courtney Love. Go wash your mind out with bleach.

She’s wearing the “Cloth of the Blue Muppet Monster” which provides a set bonus of +5 Damage v. Beloved Childhood Figures as well as a 15% healing bonus from all cookie-based health items.

This who the government hired to try and convince our kids to eat healthier

C is for creepy… that’s good enough for me

Good point… I’ll add “cool” and “sane” to my criteria then, elegantly leaving this girl in while eliminating all of the above.

What power?

not my arguement, but I think she’s pulling a slight face, hence the ‘cellulite’ in her cheek, plus, the ol’ muffin hips that you are seeing are strangely absent in the photo in my browser. Fugly is supposed to be as ugly as they come. If she is fugly, you must live in a beauty pageant. I would say that she is attractive. She’s not beautiful, but she is far from ugly, let alone fugly…

Guess she wasn’t fond of cookie monsters new diet huh?

The power of voodoo!

that was a good one

Funny yet frightening.

He probably tried to eat her “cookie”

Maybe that is Mrs Cookie Monster and he got caught eating some other woman’s cookies!

And, no, I haven’t a Farl Darm idea what my name means.

Also: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cubeslave/2866860573/in/set-72157607353613460

She killed the Cookie monster after a long and arduous battle and made a full suit of Blademaster armor out of its vibrant blue pelt.

i don’t know how she finds time to slay cookie monsters AND blow the blue man group.

who do?

you do!

It was. This was from Dragon*Con, probably this year, though I’m pretty sure she goes every year. Hit up Flickr, there are a fair number of photos of her. Definitely one of the more creative costume ideas.

the cookie monster isnt a muppet…