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Favorite CommentCannedToo: On the twelfth day of Hawtness, the admin gave to me:
Twelve costumes playing
Eleven nips a-popping,
Ten vulcans kissing,
Nine laps a-dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven Ronalds smiling,
Six girls contorting,
Five golden schwings,
Four posting nerds,
Three epic pwns,
Two cameltoes,
And a rare, unknown form of V.D.!!!!!!

Sir, that is hilarious, and brilliant.
-Joe Hawtness

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  • MRJ

    First.

  • Turd-Licker

    Not nearly as good as the actual boobs you can see in the next post!

  • Pookie

    Haha she just randomly put a whole lot of glitter on one spot of her body.

  • A Random Pooka

    I dunno, I kind of like my boobs to be dressed up and sparkly. Adds some special to something that’s already fairly special.

  • deadmeat

    From this angle, it looks like someone forgot to clean up after a moneyshot.

  • Muff McDuff

    Shiny happy people! =D

  • CannedToo

    On the twelfth day of Hawtness, the admin gave to me:
    Twelve costumes playing
    Eleven nips a-popping,
    Ten vulcans kissing,
    Nine laps a-dancing,
    Eight boobs for milking,
    Seven Ronalds smiling,
    Six girls contorting,
    Five golden schwings,
    Four posting nerds,
    Three epic pwns,
    Two cameltoes,
    And a rare, unknown form of V.D.!!!!!!

  • Strider

    LOL Win

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    Too ordinary to be hawt.

  • Chango

    Ooooh, REPEAT, REPEAT

  • CannedToo

    Staring at her breasts, stars grew in his mind…the galaxy, the vast cosmos appeared in his field of vision. Suddenly, the meaning of life became clear to him.

  • Bird

    I can show you my rack… Shining shimmering splendid.

  • PdeV

    Edward Cullen was here.

  • rockymarlow

    complete badassery i bow to the

  • http://www.jenseitsderfenster.de/ Faldrian

    Absolutely :)
    But any girl who thinks so should never complain if there are looks like on this picture :D

  • srsloth

    Everyone knows that glitter is an open invitation, go for it dude!

  • Phoenix

    Best comment

  • transistor09

    May I remind you that Hawtness merged with the other blog. It specifically contained pictures of men caught staring.

  • Skill-less

    Gold, Silver, Diamonds and boobs! All are better with a sparkle! Though I think the boobs are worth more, a lot more. >:)

  • MaxArt
  • crossscar

    Joe I’ve known your antics for too long but a repeat is still a repeat and of course I had to, for the first time, be disappointed by a nice rack.

  • A Random Pooka

    I have to agree with that. The more you draw attention to your breasts, the more attention they’re going to get. Why more of us don’t get that is beyond me

  • A Random Pooka

    Just. Remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving,
    And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
    That’ orbiting at 90 miles a second,
    So it’s reckoned. A sun that is the source of all our power.
    The Sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
    Are moving at a million miles a day,
    In an outer spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour,
    Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.

  • CannedToo

    Well, that’s kinda what I meant to say. You said it better though. :( (

  • CannedToo

    But on the other hand, mine had boobs in it.

  • A Random Pooka

    Lol. I was just quoting Monty Python

  • bonzaibubba

    Bewbs! Shiny Bewbs!!

  • haha

    Maybe this was the 12 month anniversary. lol

  • Boomer_B_Omb

    Is it just me, or does the guy in the pic look like he’s going “hihihi, huck-yuck!”

  • B Smith

    Rain Man has a girlfriend. (She’s very sparkly.)

  • deathknight

    EPIC WIN

  • Me…duh

    Shes a vampire!!!!!!! MILT!

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