WTF Cast?!

Pce nrd

mmm

I bet she likes it like that. This brings me to an interesting question…. Why do hippos have sex in the water? Because…… It’s hard to get that much pussy wet!

I wonder if she broke that leg in that sexy position

Can you say “Queef”?

Instant boner

Total dude.

Someone help her! Grab her by the cast!

I think you’re missing some basic anatomy lessons? That is a bulge free bikini, unless you mean “Totally used to be a dude”? My first thought was nomnomnom, to be perfectly honest

And that’s one of those fiberglass casts that you can get wet! She’s perfectly safe from the water, just not from the cameraman/woman

Joe Hawtness fails at spelling… “I can almost here the doctors yelling at you.”
really Joe?

Looks as tho she’s just sniff’d her own crack and is now pleading,….” Giv’me 2 moe napkins and I’ll git’er clean”

I think she’s asking for two wet-wipes and two napkins.

no.

Do I get a cheezeburger to go with the camel toe?

Fits perfectly in on Hawtness.
Half contortionist, half cameltoe, and the other half is messing up the Vulcan LLAP greeting.

“I am not a crook”

Well, based on this pose it isn’t hard imagining how she broke the first leg.

Mons pubis. Look that up in your anatomy book that apparently is covered in a few inches of dust.

With that broken leg she would never be able to escape…

She got a number? LOL

What’s a first leg ?

Kiss it to make it better,

Butterface.

I’m just saying there’s not a dick tucked in there, not that women are “flat” in the pants

Nope.

I’m casting my spell on you….

Damn, I was just being a dick with the total dude comment, didn’t think people would take me seriously

“Come on guys,…It’s hot out here. Just use your thumb in the pooper and point’n finger in the poon, to lift and dip me like a bowling ball.”

debbie greeted boys she liked with her famous double smile

I’m just glad you didn’t call ‘dude’ on our little elf a couple pages to the right. That would’ve upset me.

Three times two is six.

Just being a dick. Lol. Nice choice of words!

I’m sure you’re the next Mel Gibson.

I confess; It made me giggle.

It’s the thing which is not the 2nd leg.

Modesty is not her first name.

What Cast?

Gay test: If you noticed the cast, I’ve got bad news…

see some toe there, looks smooooooooooooooooth to me under the fabric

You’re looking waaaaaaay too close, homes.

For some reason, the two peace signs and the spread legs remind me of this:
http://ultraorange.net/media/2007/09/psyche-scream-mouth-face.jpg

I could x-ray that.

Haha, that was nice and smooth, just the way those jokes should go.

I didn’t notice the cast until i read what Joe said!

and the weather fore-cast is
a storm coming!

Hey y’all watch this,…Give me two matches and I promise a blue flame

Another disturbing image for my nightmare file…gee, thanx :-/

Another disturbing image for my nightmare file…gee, thanx :-/

Another disturbing image for my nightmare file…gee, thanx :-/