More Reasons Why Half-Life Is Awesome

She looks smug because they’re detachable…

Love at First Spike!

I hate Half-Life!
But I really like that girl.

Paging Dr. Freeman, paging Dr. Freeman. Dr. Freeman report to Gynecology please!
Oh wait….. He’s a physicist? I guess he can just study her physics. >:D

Dumb.

i think i’m in love. i hate the internet.

You know you’re a nerd when all you can think when seeing this picture is “Are those lambdas?”

Don’t you hate it when sexy girls take suggestive photos of themselves and post them on the internet? I sure do. Except not this girl. I just hate her because my keyboard is short circuiting from the amount of drool dripping on it.

Lulz @ duckface

I can’t be the only one wondering what the paint tastes like…

This needs to go on antiduckface.com

I accidentally a reactor Lambda, in my pants.

Damn she is cute. I don’t know a single thing about Half-Life to pun off us, but I wouldn’t mind spending my life with her.

hehe, saw that as a spray in css and thought it was some kind of fake until I saw this picture ^^

Its Mudkip-chan!

From the looks of her, it’s not headcrabs you have to worry about.

Did we lose a WTF babe? One of the pictures seems to have vanished.

The breasts are a lie!

hot damn! Shes fine!

These lovely Lambda Locators, when found, produce an awesome achievement for Doctor Freeman.

god damn it, why does the internet hoard all these women? Share some with the real world!

Never paint your nipples.
-Wise words from Kendra Wilkinson
from the girls nex door(girls of the playboy mansion)
i think she didnt see that episonde >_>

Bet she gives good head………crab.

She is a prototype for a more physical, hands on version of CS. I’m hoping to get in on the beta test!

Alyx’s day off….

That’d be my Full-Life if she head-crabed my face. Her Opposing Force would turn my Shift Blue.

F*cking Gravity gun! I can’t look away!

I wonder if there’s a girl out there with portals for boobs.

Good God, man! I 100% agree!
I’d also like to post it on userogaineonyoureyebrows.com and uglyeyemakeup.com. Perhaps even weirdcoloredfakecontacts.com.

I’m surprised no one else has pointed out yet that this is Mudkipchan
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Mudkipchan3.jpg

Judging by her face, I’d rather take Mr. Freeman’s 70s’ porno mustache.
At least she got the logo right, eh?

its mudkipz chan!
without the blue paint obviously

Cool site! Any other good sites? My faves are failblog.org and peopleofwalmart.com, but I wonder how many other sites there are? sorry for the t/j.

They all have portals, you just have to know where to look.

… I want to touch it.

Thanks for the link! I hate the duckface soooo much. To “Me” who asked about other cool sites, in addition to failblog and peopleofwalmart, I like thereIfixedit.com, thatwillbuffout.com, and awkwardfamilyphotos.com.

Uhm…two half-lives make a full one, innit?

Is that a crowbar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

thats where the WTF part kicks in

Had no idea that was a real site. LOL.

fuck you

i thought exactly in that =(

i accidentally my reactor Lambda

fix’d

sir, you have won my new year’s internet

I’d stay away, she probably has headcrabs.

Ah yes, good call snausages.

Two more reasons to love Half Life

Awesome ^^ Glad to share my love of both HL references and HL painted breasts to win a new year’s internet. Kinda miffed that my comment wasn’t fav’d, got passed by a Portal reference (how clever).

I’d Hit That… With a crowbar

You don’t know a thing that’s half-life about this?

Gee, neither do I.
http://www.daveanddi.com/assets/images/Half-Life-Box.gif
If only there were some sort of symbol…

I was thinking the same thing. Do her lips end way before the corner of her mouth or did she pull a joker with some makeup lines at the end of her lips?

I am very confused. All I can think of is headcrabs and “Why So Serious?”

You idiot! The breasts are so NOT a lie!

Given that half life is a rate of decay, I’d say this picture decays in about 38 faps.

i love half life so much.

Reason to live: Complete.

But where do the headcrabs fit in?