Anon Spotted This Donkey
Be thankful I showed you this picture and not the sweet Hot Carl Video that I found.
-Joe Hawtness
Darklion: Poor Eeyore. The things he has to do to pay off his gambling debts to Christopher Robin.
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Kawa: Yes it is. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.Thanks for backing me up on that.
Anon Spotted This Toadstool
phil: ahh, but would you dig a peanut out of her butt?Wait, what?
Anon Spotted These Fighters
Kawa: I’ll be in my bunk.Oh, Jayne…
Anon Spotted This Airplane
More airplane shenanigans…
Malisyn: Okay. So? I hired hookers to clean my plane. They are beyond reproach when it comes to rubbing things. Not even 30s shoe-shiners can hold a candle.Hilarious.
Eliot Spotted These Turtles
Turtle Power!
loliepop: I’m disappointed in all you nerds. Not one of you has pointed out that Donatello carries a staff, not the other half of Rafael’s twin sai.
Joe Hawtness Spotted This Advertisement via College Humor
My interns have the day off and the lock to the basement door has been repaired; what does all that mean? It means I can smoke a pipe and eat pizza all while wearing my leopard-print, velvet footie-pajamas, which have my name bedazzled across the back. It also means that I can provide you with the skeeziest content I can find. Today we’re checking out a TV ad to one of my grandma’s old haunts.
Russell Miller: Ah, the Valley. That explains everything.Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness
peter Spotted This Fine Dining
The Disemboweler: *resisting urge to make immature comment about too much bone for the meat*
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She’s being haunted by the bikini-rifle-snow ghost, who gets more work than one might imagine.
-Joe Hawtness
CannedToo: “To Hell with catching them on your tongue, Lizzy-Lou, this is MUCH more fun. Yeee-HAW!”
kren Spotted This Mechanic
Ma’am, you will have to come with us to the emergency eye wash station. Also, please stay away from the random gentleman holding the flamethrower.
baudelaire: Premature fuel evacuation…
Jack: She should have expected that, being close to the cockpit and all.
