In The Future You Don't Need Clothes

Umm… Just how young are they? o.0

Thank God the dude is at the back…anyway, hawtness??!!

Moob alert!
MOOB ALERT!!

Before this site, I never knew how hot Star Trek could be. Thank you.

And surely futuristic technology would sort out the stomach.. Not a pretty sight!

agreed.

Ah, I’ve been watching for this one. I sooo want to be a body painter.

moobs! not a pretty sight

Strangely enough, I can’t take my eye off that guy’s HUGE moobs. o.o

Is it just me or does the girl in red have a bush? And I’m glad the guy is in back.

Yes she does!! And the one dressed as Deanna Troi needs to go on an away mission and not come back!!

Mmmmmm…. purple……

Those aren’t moobs, genius. Those be pecs.

I’m not complaining

Seriously peeps, those aren’t moobs. The guy has pecs.
Fanservice for the ladies, huzzah!

hawtness, women of wtf…
nothing wtf about this.
nothing hawt about this either.

set sail for epic fail.

come on joe, ive faith in ya

What??? I’d take all three of them ladies without a moment’s hesitation. Hell, my girlfriend would help me with them! Hawtness all around.

They cropped out the naked dude to the right of the picture. Google Star Trek Body Paint to see the full unedited picture.

I wish I could find more information on WHY they were out there naked painted in Starfleet uniforms. haha Anyone have any info?

Clothes arent needed, however bicycle helmets are!
SAFTEY FIRST KIDDOS!

Moobs, no…pecs no, just plain ole chest. Either way, nice tits on them nerdy chicks. Though blue chick looks kinda boyish.

And I see that there aren’t any good looking people in th future either…
and those are moobs, not pecs, moobs aka bitch tits

They may not be Seven of Nine, but I’d let them beam me up.

And I was thinking the same thing about the bush. The others are wearing underwear of some sort, but the girl in front looks like she went all the way for the cause.

well if you find the original picture, that isn’t cropped, there is a guy to the right with painted junk exposed and all. o_o()

3 seriously ugly girls… CAWLDNESS!

You mean something like this http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-07-10/0c6ab334898b14be729015c3cecd5cad.jpg ?

While she lacks the facial features, she must be of *drum roll* FURengi decent >_<

To boldly go where no other butterfaces have gone before!

That girl in blue looks kinda boyish but shes got a great rack

I dunno… 20′s perhaps. Are you so afraid that people will see you as a pedophile, that you have to react so strongly against it? Me thinks thou protest too much. Sick-o.

In Solviat Russia, clothes don’t need YOU!

the place where you are least likely to hear the phrase ‘is that your hand in my pocket?’

at least they cut out the guy in yellow on the right.

The era of their insignias don’t match the era of their uniforms.

The era of their areolas doesn’t match the er….. uhmm…. boobs.

captain, im detecting erect nipples

You’d be surprised…

i want to go to that convention.

It’s not age you should be worried about since that activity would be banned and they wouldn’t be on the street….. You should be worrying if the guy has a pecker from looking at what appears to be his daughters!

Nice. Someone Noticed that. I’m a TNG fan all way though. Nothing more… I grew up on it, forgive me. I see no little gold circle pins on collars either.

You’re supposed to be looking at their boobs…

Anyone else notice that the girl in blue is wearing underwear?

Oh look, the chic upfront and the dude at back are gonna die.

No wonder she looks so much more comfortable than the locutious of borg chick.

Wrong generation. People in red are officers now.

Locutie of Borg in the front there.

I guess they got a new art director on the Enterprise

I’m a makeup artist, and one of the things I’ve always wanted to add to my repertoire is body painting. Well, now I at least know where I can find some willing models, if I can find these folks. [grin]

they all have beautiful titties even the bearded lady in the back there

“No, Really, I was only trying to activate her communicator!!”

Seriously. People, for reference, these are moobs, very different from the well proportioned chest on the red”shirt” up above.

They keep a spare change of clothes in a spray can in the glove box of their hover car.

Pitty she’s gonna die before the first commercial break to show the seriousness of the situation.

In the present, these 3 need clothes.

why’d they have to do TNG?

Can I Kling-on?

i see you cut out the yellow shirt from the original photo but then again this is the Women of hawtness website.

Wow 2 of those 3 women look like men with tits.

I hate Star-Trek…but in this case i’ll make an exception.

I’d love to beam up into them. (Minus the dude)

Wait a tick….everyone else in the background is naked painted too…what is this event and where and how can I join…or at least watch.

That’s where their insignia is.

I’m thinking the same thing Trent… what event was this?

My guess, given the number of bike helmets I see, that this is from a Naked Bike Ride.

Check out World Naked Bike Ride for more info, and check out their Wiki to find a ride near you. They sound like lots of fun

You are officially WAY too geeky and need to get laid!!

to the guys in the back… helmets are not required on the enterprise…

The cut out the best part…
http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/star-trek-meets-body-paint-nsfw

Must hurt like a bitch every time they want to beam up.

It DOES. Those are insignia of 24th century, the Voyager and DS9 era. cnsl. Deanna Troi is civilian by then, but admiral William T. Riker is NOT. And that medic person is way too generic to not fit ANY star-trek background past Kirk. Also, in 23rd, there were no borgs in Stafllet safe cpt. Picard as Locutus. So that Borg-like chic is also perfectly in place. Before you star arguing, know your fiction. (btw. I admit, 24th century Riker has silver hair and beard).
Still, even if it’s wrong insignia, it’s deffinitely great idea and I like it a lot. Those women surely are not only perfectly painted, but also have great bodies.

because they just weren’t weird enough wearing star trek costums

Ugh…I don’t think that even Captain Kirk would touch any of that!

Guilty, both counts. Care to correct both for me?

They couldn’t beam down to a warmer planet?

Why do nerdy chicks have mom boobs no matter how old they are?

Comment FAIL.
Their boobs are specTACular!

A colder one would make their nips pop more….

Red isn’t indicative of officers — some officers wear non-red colors, and not everyone who wears red is an officer (e.g. some ensigns wear red). Red in TNG-era and beyond indicates command duties. Most high-level officers (e.g. Riker, Picard, and most admirals) identify with this track, which is why they almost exclusively wear red. (Engineering, security, and ops wear orange, and medical and science wear blue.)

To illustrate, technically Dr. Crusher held the same rank as Riker (commander) throughout TNG, as did even Troi as of late in the series (“Thine Own Self” and beyond); both of them wear blue. Data, Worf, and LaForge were all officers; all of them wore orange (except for Worf in season 1).

Now back to the boobs.

7 of 9 would give this a 1 of 4.

If this was an enjoyable future there wouldn’t be a guy in the pic

The (male) redshirt is a cutie.

Please introduce me to your mom. Or post a pic of her boobs so we can compare and test your theory.

OMFG! Why, why, why did I click the link? Why?

This is what Cpt. Kirk tried to change the official star fleet uniform too but he didn’t have the votes in the Federation Council

um, those are the wrong style emblems/communicators for the style of uniform they are wearing. seriously… wtf.

It looks like the Fremont solstice parade where about 500 bodypainted bicyclists un offically lead the parade in Seattle. Every year near the 21 of June they have a big parade in Fremont neighborhood of Seattle. Theres a phone number in the background that has a Seattle area code in it.

The Guy on the Right: “Hey, my costume’s growing!”

One of the sollutions to stop captain Picard’s constant on camera pulling on his uniform to get it confortable.

lord help me, those are some ugly women.

“That’s not my phaser, lieutenant.”

i know.
why does even he have boobs?

The girl on the left, painted in blue, looks nearly identical to my ex-girlfriend… Quelle coincidence, this is totally something she’d do.

Canuk econo addemuptitions, such smiley peeps.

wait, why does the dude have boobies?

God those women are facially disgusting