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For Serious…This Is Amazing.

Flavius Spotted This Insanity

When they are holding hands with the chicken and skipping towards the camera…it almost made me pee from laughter.
-Joe Hawtness

P.S. I promise I didn’t pee.

Favorite CommentHannah Banana: Seriously? I’m a girl and this turns me on a little.
And weirds me out a little. But mostly turns me on.

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  • 123

    Bizzaro mucho!

  • A cucumber speaking

    I need some soda now.

  • Tom

    That’s a Evolution Control Committee song.

  • PK Bomber

    Why is THIS voted down? This is what Hawtness is SUPPOSED TO BE! Look at all that WTF!

  • Me

    At least it’s not a pickle surprise.

  • Ogrish

    quite a bit of wtf but sadly, no hawtness at all.

  • Eric the Viking

    what, not enough dudes in it for you? Those chicks are pretty Hawt…

  • Horncat

    Maybe some wouldn’t want to hang out with these girls on too many dates (because we all insist a girl be sufficiently intellectual to be able to converse on multiple subjects, not just meat), but I sure would give them a try. They can meat my market any day. Two big salamis, way up.

  • http://helmet.kafuka.org Kawa

    Great. Now I’m hungry.

  • http://rottnkorpse.com RottNKorpse

    those chicks were hawt…the video didn’t make any sense…this is certainly a WTF video.

  • Andy

    I peed.

  • biggus_dickus

    Hey CannedToo – is this WTF and original enough for you?

  • Guppy06

    Former PETA protesters?

  • whistlinginthedark

    WTF is wrong with you?

  • http://josephbales.com Joey

    I don’t know what they’re selling, but I’m buying.

  • ViolenceJack

    Yeah, oddly I’ve seen this video before. I’d forgotten about it. Definitely WTF, and man… some people here have impossibly high standards. They may not actually be the hawtest women I’ve ever seen, but definitely hawt.

  • Ahetma Vaakenjaab

    Way to go, Joe! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!

  • Jami

    Not being a guy, I wouldn’t know. But I’d imagine it’s the fact they’re cutting a phallic shaped object up.

    Can we say Lorenna Bobbit?

  • Fat

    Thumbs down.

  • http://www.crapperdoodle.com crapperdoodle.com

    I’d squirt my ketchup all over that chicken.

  • http://hawtness potato salad

    i am a vegan and find this video offensive!

  • Loren Pechtel

    It’s poking fun at the PETA ads that use scantily-clad women promoting vegetarianism.

  • Jordan Kael

    Fantastic, I haven’t seen that in years.

  • MichaWha

    What the ??????

  • inside joke

    Well, there go the last lingering remnants of my vegetarianism…

  • Vince

    Where is Yard O Beef girl when we really need her?

  • citizen

    wow, this video is really disturbing :D every time i watch this vid i find something new and hilarious :D

  • DangerMouse

    please pass the awesome sauce!

  • http://www.jonesalley.blogspot.com Milo Johnson

    It was all fun and games and then the knife came out…

  • Skill-less

    WTF? That actually just made me hungry. Dammit.

  • Rurik

    Gee I’d let those to choke my chicken.
    But that music; it sounds like we’ve found where the Hampster Dance Singers wnet to!

  • Rich

    That makes it extra win.

  • Rich

    Every guy likes hawt chicks who eat meat.

  • http://delftsman.mu.nu delftsman

    Lighten up; This was just a response to PETA; I find most PETA ads much more offensive, but they have the right to expound any way they wish. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander.

  • Walk On

    That raises “WTF” to whole new levels.

    And why, when the song is mostly the word “hamburgers” repeated over and over, where there no actual hamburgers?

  • CannedToo

    Indeed. Much more interesting. And Walk On and I share the same concern…no hamburgers anyhow.

  • Donna G

    Too funny! One of them girls kinda looks like Brittany Murphy.

  • Jedi Master Bigpenis

    I had to look outside and make sure I didn’t magically float to Japan. That was some weird shit.

  • Hannah Banana

    Seriously? I’m a girl and this turns me on a little.

    And weirds me out a little. But mostly turns me on.

  • Hannah Banana

    I’m a vegetarian and find this video amazing.

  • butcher

    i like how they handle their meat. except for the part where she chopped the bologna.

  • foxmaiden

    Aaaaaaaaaaaalrighty then!

  • Andy

    this is retarded

  • Red5

    So much for the idea that sex sells anything.

  • gotcanned

    I find my poptarts being upchucked again …..goddamit when am I ever going to learn!?

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    yeah… so much so that it’s worthy of a upside wtf vote! Oh, and one has boobies smaller than the other! 8-)

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    no. NO, you may not.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    Somewhere in the dark recesses of my soul, a troll wants to jump up and say… eat me!

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    If this makes you squirt ketchup, then you’d best go see your doctor right now!

  • CannedToo

    Yikes. You need to develop a stronger stomach.

  • John

    Must have been created by the same people who did this one:

  • http://atahanov.ru dangler

    anybody knows, how i can download this video?

  • Spence

    This one actually made me say “wtf?” so good job, Joe!

  • Jasmyn

    I am no longer vegetarian.

  • gotcanned

    this only happens when i am not infront of someone or in sight of someone

  • wild banana

    Didn’t anybody ever teach these girls not to play with their food?

  • Lesmonster

    They must REALLY like “sausage”

  • Map

    Wow. They used to play this video on Fuse all the time back in the day. Good memories.

  • Bob Lablaw

    Regardless of how you feel about their looks, being down with making this video is HAWT.

  • Lady Coochi-Coochi-Coo

    I feel like this had something to do with Germans.

    If so, I’d like to go to Germany. Now.

  • Salami Lover Scott Jeffries

    Hamburgers and potato salad are now my favorite foods mom.

  • Jami

    Well, no matter what, they’re still taking a knife to a phallic-symbol.

    Maybe this is really a feminist ad?

  • dono1

    No geese were harmed in the making of this video.

  • http://cmblake6.wordpress.com cmblake6

    Indeed!

  • http://cmblake6.wordpress.com cmblake6

    “Vegetarian”. Ancient Indian word for bad hunter.

  • http://cmblake6.wordpress.com cmblake6

    BIG smile!

  • CannedToo

    If you wanna develop a stronger stomach, drink this! *Splort!*

  • CannedToo

    Good mammories indeed.

  • NoamSayin

    Yeah, that really creeped me out especially since I’m about the same size as that salami.

  • erm

    you’re just determined to be miserable

  • erm

    it’s got one of the same models…

  • Jake

    Because you like the sausage…….

  • Jake

    No, they like flap jacks and waffles

  • Disguise

    My mom told me not to play with my food.

  • gotcanned

    that was vulgar

  • The Crapture

    If the flapjack girls should need it, i have some special icing for their breakfast pastries

  • Leafdancer

    The blonde with the darker hair looks kind of like the girl from the Wii vs PS3 video.

  • CannedToo

    OK, I’ve been pushing too far. I’ll stop, ok? You stop eating poptarts and I’ll stop being so rude & crude, deal?

  • gotcanned

    (eats another poptart)

  • d00d

    holy shit I want to grill and eat potato salad. can’t wait for summer.

  • Peter Gigante

    Proof that blondes LOVE meat.

  • leila

    Cheezburgers! Cheezburgers! I can has hawtdogs?

  • Fredrick

    Anybody know how I can download this movie, or find it on google video, the link seems to be dead. I want to post this to a friends facebook. They are vegan.

  • Wahaha

    Now THAT’s what’s supposed to have been sung!

  • Scott

    Holy shit! I flinched so badly at 0:24

  • hamburger

    Then get a flippin’ life. Your pushy veganism offends me. So there.

  • youbetcha

    That *was* kinda hawt until about :24 when the girl sliced into that salami; I was really trying to get into the phallic symbolism before then.

  • grgmn

    A bit late here, but just before she chops of the bologna head, did anyone else notice that their capoeira is actually good?

  • chris

    can someone send me a link, it’s broken now…

  • grgmn

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