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Good Form!

peter Spotted This Bowler

Favorite CommentCannedToo: Dress size FAIL.
“In 2009, fashion features editor Sara Buys had an opportunity to try on some items from a collection of Marilyn Monroe’s costumes and clothes and reported:
Contrary to received wisdom, she was not a voluptuous size 16—quite the opposite. While she was undeniably voluptuous—in possession of an ample bosom and a bottom that would look at home gyrating in a J-Lo video—for most of the early part of her career, she was a size 8 and even in her plumper stages, was no more than a 10. I can tell you this from experience because a few weeks ago, I tried to try on her clothes.”

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  • Nephilim

    Ok lets see how long it takes before somone writes “She’s Fat”.

  • CampGareth

    You just did, it was in some quotation marks but you said it!

  • Happy?

    THe only thing fat about that pic is the chubb she gives me!

  • Jami

    Then let’s see how long before someone says it and actually believes it. Even though she’s not.

  • ekko

    That’s candlepin bowling, all the naked ladies in the world couldn’t make that not lame.

  • somone

    She’s Fat.

  • aroptua

    But..is it some kind of nude bowling? What are the rules? xD

  • Mugros

    She is chubby.

  • dan

    The bowling shoes nicely compliment her ass.

  • TheDude

    Guess what she does with the pins that are left standing!

  • meyou

    I would like to see her 6 9 split…

  • The_Kid

    I love this pic, she has a nice ass.

  • Chris

    You were looking at the pins?

  • Chris

    If she’s fat, then she could make millions on her “I’m fat but I have no cottage cheese legs” diet.

    Anyone in that position is going to exaggerate meat and curves. She’s not fat.

  • http://bahamas Ricky Retardo

    She needs to turn around, raise her arms, and celebrate her spare. Or strike. Or gutterball. Or whatever.

  • Richard

    Seems to me that candle pin is the bomb… at least you don’t play with BIG balls hahaha

  • Glue&paint&gas

    I just “picked up the spare” in my pants.

  • bush

    She’s Fat

  • Steve-O

    Now THAT is how a woman is supposed to be shaped! YUM.

  • phil

    pic from the early 80′s??? or late 70′s???

  • Robinson

    I don’t understand hawtness’ policy
    butt:yes
    nipples: absolutely forbidden

  • ShitFerBrains

    If you flipped her over on her back, that butt would make a good “Ball Return” as they were swinging up against it

  • Joe

    awesome form! would rather bowl with her everyday of the week than hunt with the two stick girls shown a few days back.

  • samhain

    i like the fact she is wearing bowling shoes still.

  • sarah

    Would that be a 6-9 split?

  • J.S.

    Heck, that statement doesn’t even apply to the pins! She’s playing candlepin bowling!

  • Max Headroom

    Actually her form is not all that good.
    She should cross her back leg across behind her front leg to move her center of balance to the outside of your planted foot, to counter the weight, and inertia of the swinging ball. that would help keep her from dropping her right shoulder during the swing through.

    Just saying.

    But, that’s a great butt though!

  • Canman

    She’s certainly not thin, but I don’t think I could realistically call her fat. Plump, maybe. Chubby, certainly, especially in the butt. But she carries it off. She’d be hotter if she dropped 5-10 pounds, but I’m not going to criticize her for not doing so.

  • Stiffness

    Candle pins? Maybe the pic was taken in the northeast? I’m under the impression that candle pins are only seen in the northeast.

  • gotcanned

    lol Award for the most logically annoying comment is awarded to Max Headroom!!

  • KaBooM

    There’s a freaking naked woman in this picture and you queer mofo’s are looking at the bowling pins?!?!?!

  • Ezreal

    I notice they still made her pay for the shoes.

  • foxmaiden

    “Sadly the nude men’s bowling team just didnt have enough of a draw.”

  • CannedToo

    Celebrate her spare what?

  • CannedToo

    Neither do you when you masturbate, needledick.

  • gotcanned

    I find it oddly fascinating that she is wearing pink socks with those shoes.

  • CannedToo

    Nope. It’s digital, not scanned. Judging from the depth of field, focal length, angle of incidence/reflection from the flash, as well as the chromatic aberrations, I would pretty safely conclude it’s a Sony point-and-shoot. More than likely, it was the Cyber-shot DSC-W290.

  • CannedToo

    Safety first, Mr. Danzig.

  • porkercal

    She looks yummy!

  • CannedToo

    Nah, not even plump. She’s purely average weight.

  • Torell

    I’ve got something I can toss down her ally

  • BoomerBOmb

    Remember this pic? http://hawtness.com/2009/12/04/wtf-girl-photo-wii-bowling-bowling-in-the-comfort-of-your-own-home/ You know, when Joe said that you can’t bowl publicly in your underwear? Well… I guess she’s not in her underwear…

  • http://www.jonesalley.blogspot.com Milo Johnson

    Looks like a 7-10 split from this angle.

  • Starsky

    I find it oddly fascinating that you’re looking at her sock and shoes.

  • nade

    Strip Bowling!!!

  • Canman

    Average weight is fat, in North America. Are you not aware of the obesity problems, especially in recent years? The Nintendo generation is full of fat, lazy, slobs that never get off the couch.

    At least this plump chick is doing some small amount of exercise: real blowing, not Wii bowling.

  • Jami

    Judging by the fact she has no visible rolls and seems to have the classic hourglass figure I aspire to, I’d say she’s at a perfectly healthy and sexy weight.

    Always remember, the woman who is STILL the ideal of sexy years after her death, Marilyn Monroe, was a size 12. Obese by today’s standards. But really she was just VA-VA-VA-VOOM! That’s why even super skinny bone thin women want to look like her.

  • GoodMorningHide

    I just want to know where all of these “naked” things happen. Is that employees having fun after hours? The local nudist club renting it out for a night? and a sidenote for all you jerks out there, she’s NOT *fat*. Geez. wtf. No wonder so many starve themselves to death every year. Now back to what’s important – where is she wondering around naked and *how*? Maybe this is in europe somewhere?

  • Stormbringer

    Where is this “real blowing” that you speak of?

  • larryt
  • Mr Obvious

    Can anyone say bullshit artist?

  • JB

    She can ball my ten-pin any time.

  • Lesmonster

    No. It’s MoonBalling.

  • bonzaibubba

    What is she thinking, those shoes do NOT go with that outfit.

  • Martok

    Heh. I was just wondering if she was at least wearing proper footwear…. :P

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    It’s the only mandatory piece of clothing for co-ed naked bowling.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    She utilizes the center plant to counter-balance the force of her freely swinging boobaloids.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    He’s hoping to catch a reflection. 8-)

  • The Disemboweler

    The pic might not be from the 70′s or 80′s, but the bowling alley is.

  • Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit

    @ larryt:
    oh, you crazy Americans.

  • scorpioman

    i think shes from a nudist colony. i want to join one. purely for the naked hotties.

  • Eyriael

    So it is candlepin… the only kind I’ve seen in my hometown. Dunno if it’s different where I live now. Have to check.

  • CannedToo

    It’s hard to say from the angle, but I’d guess she’s not that far from fit. She’s certainly not a cow though.

  • CannedToo

    Dress size FAIL.

    http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/mmdress.asp

    “In 2009, fashion features editor Sara Buys had an opportunity to try on some items from a collection of Marilyn Monroe’s costumes and clothes and reported:

    Contrary to received wisdom, she was not a voluptuous size 16—quite the opposite. While she was undeniably voluptuous—in possession of an ample bosom and a bottom that would look at home gyrating in a J-Lo video—for most of the early part of her career, she was a size 8 and even in her plumper stages, was no more than a 10. I can tell you this from experience because a few weeks ago, I tried to try on her clothes.”

  • CannedToo

    I hope she sprayed those shoes with Lyson.

  • CannedToo

    Yeah, but then you gotta remember there are fat old men with grey pubes and tiny peckers and old grandmas with saggy raisin tits hanging down below their lint- and liniment-filled navels and their labia dangling to their knees. It’s all nude bowling in your head, but reality can be ugly.

  • CannedToo

    And you’re obviously falling prey to liberal propaganda.

  • JAFO
  • Jami

    She is perfect and healthy rather then a stick. Stop allowing yourself to be brain washed by the entertainment and fashion industry. Real women look like that. Women who don’t binge and purge, take drugs, or starve themselves. Yes, sadly some women are sticks by nature, but 99% have either a drug problem or an eating disorder. Healthy, real women look like this.

  • Jami

    Nipples make it porn which means that this site would either need age verification or the owners could get in trouble for corrupting minors.

    Remember that butts can be shown on regular tv. Nipples cannot.

  • roa

    DON’T CLICK THE LINK!!!! *gets brain bleach*

  • Jami

    I’ve seen nudist camps. Most of the people there are over 70 or over 300 pounds, or both.

  • LS

    > real blowing

    Best… Freudian… slip… ever.

    (And: you wish.)

  • LS
  • snizz

    where was she during the filming of “The Big Lebowski.” i could abide her any day.

  • Jake

    Seven-ten split cums to mind

  • Judo

    Nice curves. Candlepin. Done it. Not a clue as how to score 3 balls per frame.

  • gotcanned

    great its the new disinfect all for Hawtness

  • gotcanned

    She…. I am happily and undeniably female…..Hence why I notice said socks.

  • gotcanned

    I have found a direct correlation between poptarts and regurgitation. I am not eating them atm hense I am not losing my lunch…

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    good lord almighty… one chick and a bunch of old dudes. one of whom is in serious need of a back shave.

  • Walk On

    Simple. All 10 w/ the first throw is a strike. On the second is a spare, on the third is just ten.

    If you get a strike, the first two balls of the next frame get added, a spare gets you the first ball of the next frame, and a 10 gets you none of the next frame.

    Assuming it’s scored the same as duckpin bowling, which I think it is.

    I don’t know who said candlepins are in the northeast, but they aren’t if you are talking in the US. Candlepin bowling is Canadian, duckpin bowling is what is found in the northeast of the US.

  • Anonifem

    What you’re failing to realize is that they’ve changed the numbers on women’s clothing since Marilyn was around…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanity_sizing

    I size 12 in her day is around a size 6 today.

  • Anonifem

    Not even chubby. Thanks to a link lower down…
    http://www.sunchaserstravelclub.com/Images/CIMG8955.JPG
    Same girl. Notice the pink socks?

  • kakapeepeepoopooshire

    This is not ‘Nam, Smokey, this is naked bowling – there are rules

  • Edward

    Nipples can be shown in movies and on premium channels without the content being considered pornographic. I don’t think it’s actually a legal standard. If it was, art galleries would require age verification.

  • Edward

    Nobody is undeniably female on the internet.

  • Edward

    Naked bowling sounds super-hot until you consider the body types of most people who go bowling.

  • CannedToo

    Looks chubby in that link….and not nearly as hawt as in this one.

  • CannedToo

    Yeah, but you wondered for a sec, right?

  • GeekyJasperky

    Someone’s going to score…

  • Brawnuh

    favorite comment. ^^^

  • Brawnuh

    a billion internets for “boobaloids”. Oh colloquialism, where would we be without you?

  • Gracie

    Marilyn WAS a size 16– in the fifties. Vanity sizing has ensured that the size sixteen then is about a size 8 now. I tried on a vintage 10, made in 1975, and it felt more like a six at most. Probably a four.

  • AC

    Her name’s Veronica. You can see more of her (literally and figuratively) in her scrapbook at:
    http://www.sunchaserstravelclub.com/sunchaserstcscrapbookVeronicaRob.htm

  • Jay

    And you’re a dick.

  • Stonecrow

    I think this MAY be Bryant Lake Bowl in Minneapolis…

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