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Mmm…Bacons…

Mmm...Bacons...

w00p Spotted This Delicious Bacon

Great…now I’m hungry.

-Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentBrien: I think he’s gonna pork her!

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  • CampGareth

    *sigh* good to see a girl with meat on her bones (i’m sorry, now get on with the conversation)

  • Rogue

    NOT FAIR!!! I’m Jewish.

  • Horncat

    On so many subjects I thought in cliches and stereotypes: golfing was dull, bowling was lame, and bacon was just ghastly. This site has expanded my awareness and raised my consciousness. Or raised something.

  • southerngirl

    i wish i had their physiques, but unlike them i actually eat my food instead of play with it =)

  • Mark

    In before “They look fat”

  • http://hawtness Full English

    pigini anyone? (sorry!)

  • Mad Chad

    The other white meat.

  • halfbacked

    hmm im vegetarien….

  • phil

    It’s true, Bacon makes everything better!

    Bacon Bacon Bacon….It’s BACON!!!!

  • doo

    the best kind of H1N1.

  • Leviticus

    Why are you confusing us!?!? I can’t decide if I’m hungry or horny.

  • Brien

    I think he’s gonna pork her!

  • http://www.smiteahippie.com Smite A. Hippie

    Rogue – so just eat the other meat. :-D

  • soulcrusher

    Pigs really are magical animals. We get bacon, ham, hotdo….wait a minute, where do they put wieners?

  • Highland

    OMG. This picture is AWESOME!!!!! Major HAWT WTF

  • Blåbär

    I would “pork” that!

  • Jomar The Great

    i dunno, they’re both a little too thin for my liking. I like a little meat with my – wait a minute…

  • Jebusyoon

    I have a meat they could bone. Yay, I made a joke!

  • L84dinner

    Bacinis!

  • Joebama

    So, does any of this bacon look photoshopped? When I first glanced at this photo, it looked the left breast of the girl at the top was hollowed out. It as quite revolting. But then I saw the rest of the bacon and said WTF?

  • Cubus

    Bacon makes EVERYTHING better.

  • ShmazPro

    … Sigh…

  • Jimmy

    MMMMMM, everything’s better with bacon on it.

  • CannedToo

    That was my first thought (hollowed out). Yeah, definitely looks faked. The bacon casts no shadows. HOWEVER, the girl on top looks like she has the bacon on top of underwear (which sounds like a really good idea).

  • Leviticus

    But not raw bacon.

  • Snippy

    Gosh, those bogus claims about images being Photoshopped are always funny, aren’t they?

    Yeah, that joke never gets old. You guys should be comedy writers. Really. Such fresh, original, humorous ideas….

  • someguy

    tastes like chicken

  • horsecrazy

    this just strikes me as ironic somehow..the girls are so skinny they almost hurt my eyes, and yet they are covered with wondrously fatty bacon :-P

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    Hollowed out?? whoa… she can light my candle any day.

  • Me

    Is this called a bacon strip?

  • Hillbilly

    Streaky bacon?

  • epodon

    I agree with snippy… maybe you guys need a break… it’s a lot easier to get hot ladies to pose with undercooked meat than you think…

  • Al

    They both look like they could do with eating more bacon.

    But then everyone should eat more bacon.

  • Jebus™

    Pop, pop, fried eggs, bacon lies between your legs!

  • CannedToo

    No, really. The bacon on the top girl’s breasts just look like they were pasted on.

  • deadmeat

    Proof that everything goes well with bacon….well not everything….bacon does not goes well with weiner.

  • Jami

    Maybe it’s kosher turkey bacon?

  • LostMemories

    What?!? No immature references to meat curtains? I am thoroughly ashamed of you all!

  • Tyrone Shoelaces

    One of them looks like she has a really nasty rash(er)…

  • George Lazenby

    Casts no shadows? WTF are you talking about? Things that are flat on other things CAN’T cast shadows, because that are flat.

    Duh!

    Photoshop accusation FAIL!

  • George Lazenby

    Right you twit, pasted on to the breasts.

    What a fucking moron.

  • T

    We were waiting for you to mention them, of course.

  • Matt

    Argh. It won’t post my link. Search for InGameNow Bacon Bikini for the original photoshoot and videos of it.

  • slan agat

    See, not all men are pigs. Some just wish they were.

  • Mr. Retro

    Judging by the rib count I’d guess they’ve never eaten bacon. Or eaten it and then tasted it again briefly…

  • Kai

    …..that looks unsanitary. o__O

  • Knob_Jockey

    Bakini

  • Lirki

    Why not both? *wink wink*

  • Emily

    jeez did someone order the ribs too?

  • Katadreuffe

    You mean Bacini? Or better maybe: Baconi?

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    Which one… the one trying to be funny or the one with the bacon stick stuck up his ass?

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    You put baconi in your macaroni?

  • dudecris

    Can I get a dessert with this breakfast?

  • Rogue

    Since you mention it, my girlfriend wants to be the plate for a nyataimori party. That’s a naked sushi party for the rest of you. No, I’m not taking pictures!!! Well, not sharing them here. Okay, if she says I can… maybe.

  • Rogue

    Bacon… Ribs… aw, hell, I don’t really keep Kosher. DINNER TIME!!!

  • gotcanned

    only skinny chicks would plaster themselves with bacon. Its the only way to attrack men.

  • gotcanned

    attract**

  • SumGuy

    Hey. Camera guy. Where’re the rest of those pictures? The one in the back had a hungry look to her eyes… WHADYA MEAN YOU LOST THEM??!??!?

  • Lesmonster

    That’s almost hot. It would be hotter if the bacon was cooked. LOL.

  • -Redsands-

    I could only think of this song when I saw this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sth7Hs2OlD0

  • Rich

    Next morning: “Mommy, this bacon smells fishy.”

  • dono1

    This is the exception to my, “I just don’t dig on swine” rule.

  • Adam

    almost all pictures require a witty caption to go along with it, but not this one. If something is *perfect*, then dont change it!!!

  • A Random Pooka

    Absolutely! I feel exactly the same way. And now I’m reminded of parents saying eat it, don’t wear it!

  • PK Bomber

    Oh god. Now I can’t stop seeing the hollowed out boob…

  • CannedToo

    Pasted as in cut & pasted.

  • Long Before Dawn

    If by hungry you mean, her eyes are as vacant as a Real Doll™’s, sure.

  • George Lazenby

    You are only making yourself look worse by defending your stupid (and totally wrong) accusation of photoshopping.

  • The Disemboweler

    For you people who think it’s shopped, check here: http://ingamenow.com/bacon-bikini-pictures/

  • gould

    But Bacon is a vegetable!

  • Smitty

    Why does everyone seem to think this picture is *better* because of the bacon. Now, I like bacon as much as the next guy. But, it does NOT make this pic better!

  • snizz

    wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG!!!
    that might have ruined bacon for me…
    probably not though

  • Joebama

    Thanks for the link! No more hollowed boob. Just boobs’n'bacon, the way it should be. =)

  • Tori

    I feel if I got close the bacon tentacles would grab and consume me. *shudder*

  • Leviticus

    agreed

  • XiangZhong

    At first glance, it looks like something gouged out part of their tits. Not cool.

    Sexy fail.

  • B Smith

    Sssssizzlin’.

  • Argyle

    I am reminded of the saying: He was such an ugly child, we had to tie a steak around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    And George makes himself look worse by acting like a jackass stalker.

  • CannedToo

    OK, so I guess it’s not ‘shopped. Something about the lighting on the bacon just looked fake.
    Now you just gotta wonder….WHY The F……..

  • CannedToo

    Still much better than girls so fat they hurt your eyes covered in lean bacon.

  • CannedToo

    People are really into some pretty strange things. Bacon bikinis? Of all the perversions one could imagine, it’s pretty out there. Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, caramel, chocolate mousse, cake….ok, these I understand….but bacon?

  • CannedToo

    Maybe it’s our western culture that has us equate sex with dessert rather than the main course. I mean, the Japanese east sushi off of naked girls. Why don’t we eat more meat products off of other peoples’ bodies? In fact, slap some scrambled eggs and some hash browns on these girls and pour me a cup of coffee please.

  • http://www.vagabondsaint.wordpress.com VagabondSaint

    And that, kids, is how trichinosis became a social disease.

  • pbean

    Raised your peenor?

  • pbean

    They look aweful imho, I would rather not see those ribs poke out and have that meat *in* their bodies rather than *on*. Would be much more beautiful.

  • pbean

    Do not worry, you do not have to eat it.

  • the dark ferret

    That is some poorly cooked bacon.

  • Gobbelgobbel

    Do anyone have a link to an uncencored version? =P

  • gotcanned

    They tried doing that once. IN an actaul resteraunt. The health board shut it down. all of them.

  • Dr Mengelmoes

    “Dear diary.. JACKPOT!”
    Quagmire

  • tami

    Hehe, baconcrotch.

  • Trent

    This was actually kind of disgusting..thats raw meat, and for a minute it looked like those were huge bite or clawmarks on them, disturbin..though i did just finish a RE marathon

  • CannedToo

    That’s a good word, combination of attack and attract.

  • gnome-atic

    ffffffffffff……and I just ate…

  • ray

    No, but look. Seriously. The plural of bacon is bacon, not bacons. I can’t believe that no-one hasn’t already mentioned this glaring error. Gah.

  • tempertantrum

    You’re doing it wrong! Unless you’re “hawt” enough to cook the bacon, there’s much better “meat” to put on (or in) your body. What do ya say, wanna try some sausage at my place, next time?

  • Bloodshot

    Bacon: The cure for vegeterianism, now curing homosexuality.

  • The Baconator

    What can’t bacon do?

  • CannedToo

    Ease the blood flow through your arteries. Somehow, you’d think that it would just lubricate them.

  • someguy

    porknography?

  • lizard

    She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny raw and greasy pink bacini… actually the fact that it’s raw makes this slightly disturbing.

  • bla

    it’s not bacon it’s shinkenshpek

  • Courtney

    Bacon has never looked more appetizing.

  • skatcat31

    Has anyone else noticed that the bacon is dangerously undercooked? Although it makes me wonder if salmonella is an STD?

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