Is She Standing In Front Of A Ray Gun?

Just adorable.

the hawtness is obvious.
The wtf is that it’s an Asian girl with pretty nice boobies

Yeah, actually there are some asian girls with huuuuuuge boobies. And the wtf part about that is: they seem to be super soft. How do they do that? O_o

Fuck princess. Im not leaving this castle ever again!

That’s an extremely long lens on a video camera…

i heard something about that they soak em in goat milk for atleast 20 mins daily

No, it’s a movie camera. It clearly has a follow-focus attached and it’s mounted on a tripod. Also, she’s standing in front of a green screen.
That barrel is a lens. Why it’s so freaking long, I don’t know, but I’m sure they’ll get a good shot of her.

mine would also be that long if I was so close to those boobs

I wonder what the danger arrow is pointing at..

ahh, but would you dig a peanut out of her butt?
thats the true measure of a woman…..

Okay, nice chest, but not very cute.

i dont think its a railgun..
i dont think its a camera..

i totally think its a BOOBIE TELESCOPE!

So you mean that they get plastic surgery and then put their boobies in goat milk to soften them? Seriously?

maybe that is some sort of tv game show?

Someone needs to find what “Program” she was filmed for.. and then post a youtube link. She just cute enough to put that effort into.

Nope, it must be a camera with a super-duper zoom especially made to take a picture of her impressive boobies

That must be the famous areola cam!

Eat Her And Magically Get “Bigger”.

I didn’t even need research, it’s the Japanese commercial for Mario Vs. Donkey Kong. Look, she’s holding Mini Mario’s.

Aaaand here’s proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeHBSAldw_Y

Prolly a dolly, not a tripod.

This is the only way I’d ever eat ‘shrooms.

Every teenage boy needs a hobby.

I’d jump on that.

Looks like an Arriflex 435, or 535 film camera. The long lens is a snorkel, though I’ve not seen one that long before. Perhaps they’ve stuck an anamorphic lens on there and then an adapter to de-squeese it, but I don’t think that’s right.

Snorkels are used for close up/macro work. Not sure of the action. Maybe she’s moving the globes around.

I know I’d like to get all anamorphic on her and squeeze her picture!

cabbage patch or barbie?

They’re eating American meat pumped full of hormones.

That reminds me of a T-shirt I saw

There’s the real wtf here.

This image is old as hell.

At the cellular level, apparently.

This bring a whole new view to mario’ s jump-on-top move.

ONE is definitely UP.

Will Mario ever die.

oh wow a new pokemon! “Mario, I choose you!”

Oh wow, she is beautiful.

A follow focus is attached to the focus ring of the lens and can be used on either film or digital cameras.

No matter how much zoom you use the shirt is still going to be there.

No, the camera man was just “happy to see her”.

Eh… I try to avoid girls with large fungal growths on their heads.

Follow focus, tripod mounting and green screen don´t mean that it´s a movie camera. They put video cameras on tripods, too. They use follow focus on vid as well. And green screen is popular among television, too.

That is not a green screen anyway, it´s just a green wall. Look: there are no lights to keep it up to the necessary exposure level. And usually you don´t set up your camera before the light is set.

BUT you can tell it IS a movie camera from the shape of the body and the protruding viewfinder: This is an Arriflex Super 16 camera, probably an SR3.

The lens is so long, because it´s got some sort of macro tube extension to it. Or maybe it´s a probe lens set, made for extreme close-ups. Probably it´s some sort of commercial or corporate filming, since these lenses and/or extenders are extremely expensive to hire. But for sure there is nothing framed but the Super Mario on the shirt.

Phew, it´s so hard to be a know-it-all! I know, this photo is about the girl. Sorry.

It’s probably wrong of me that I’m trying to figure out if that’s a RED Camera or an F-900.

nice boobies!

That’s not the worst place for fungus on a girl, you know…

Only when you stop trolling for customers.

She, and the set-up, are weird.

poetic

With finger or tongue?

now thats what i call a nice macroscope

And everyone fails to notice that she’s playing with Mario’s balls.

Christ, I think I had this photo on my computer back in 1999

notice the camera pointing at her boobs _ /
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Win

*looks down* Yup, those mushrooms are doing the job.