Now This Is A Sport I Can Get Behind

That looks like a pineapple ring…

Ok, let’s get these out of the way.
1) She’s not a guy
2) It’s not Photoshopped
3) She’s not under 18
4) She’s not too fat nor too thin (although that belly sag is weird)

…and the place behind looks like a pool…

That’s no doughnut.

“although that belly sag is weird”

This is not weird. This is how someone looks who has
a) given birth within the last half year or
b) had a lot of belly fat removed

Well, you got the WTF part right.

Yeah… watch her teeth splatter when it hits her mouth.

It’s not belly sag. The dude is holding her up and her skin is being pushed up underneath itself. When she is put down I’m sure it will look just fine.

Its also what a belly looks like when its being held tightly at the hip level and you are being lifted up. Frankly, shes hot.

Yeah, it looks like a pressure fold is all.

That happens when your entire body weight is being supported by a point on your belly right above your hips. Unless you’re disturbingly ripped.

My attempts at lady fishing were ruined when the Mermen refused to let them go.

What the hell kind of pineapple are you thinking of?!?!

(for CannedToo)
That is clearly a fat 15 year old boy that has been photoshopped!

You don’t have to cut the pineapple thin…

Gut flap is kinda creepy.

Hmm, nice to see you clearing it up at the get go this time. XD

Beautiful face on this girl. Your stomach would look funny too if you had some dude lifting you up from behind so you could bite into a pineapple ring.

Has anyone else noticed what seems to be sunburns on her arms and upper torso?

Anyone notice why it’s ‘WTF’ worthy? They’re Asian. Only they would do something so obsurd.

I think it’s cute (because the overall girl is adorable!)

The world’s a prettier place when you don’t look for utter perfection. There is no perfect circle.

I noticed, and it broke my heart! I’d gladly cover her in lotion.

Anyone else get a “Grudge” feeling looking at this?

Sadly, “Synchronized Pineapple Ring Bobbing” is not currently approved for the 2012 Summer Games.

Every circle is perfect.

… or Absurd, even.

Maybe he has pineapple ring and pineapple grenade mixed up.

isn’t anyone gonna put in a homer joke? it may be a pineapple… but it does kinda look like a dougnut…

rofl

She’s fucking hot, even with the belly sag.

a beautiful face, i would kiss it madly mmhm

SEXY PINEAPPLE RACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xanth?

watch her teeth splatter!?!? your violent

The thing about catching mermaids, it’s all about the right bait.

How the fuck is “that looks like a pineapple ring” the favorite comment?! It’s about as clever as “I think they are in water”.

this is NOT a game! she’s just had a water birth & they were using a ring instead of a bullet to bite on. it HURTS!

If it were a donut, this sport would be so much more epic… That and I’d wear a bikini and compete too.

I was happier when it was a donut.

it would be both sexier and more delicious if it was a deep fried pineapple ring …mmm