Help! I Am Not A Skilled Bike Rider!

dont worry lass, i’m from the internet, let me fix that for you

She was bound to have an accident, she has no tires on her wheels! Silly woman.

Talk about low budget. No wires and no seat.

She also is not a skilled panties-wearer

How are you people even noticing things missing on the bike?!

Are YOU not noticing a huge crack alert?

theres a guy behind a bush back there.

Isn’t that Chloe des Lysses?

Don’t worry, ma’am, I have something much safer for you to ride!

I like that she’s wearing sensible riding shoes, also the pose and the underwear ‘falling’ off and also the stockings too. Yes those are the things i like here. Im not liking the look of that arm on the right though, its confusing me.

Dumb Dumb Dumb! That’s not the proper way to peddle yer pussy if your trying to make sum extra cash

I could help get those out of the way

Staged.

Agreed.

This reminds me of the Art Frahm cheesecake pinups of women in everyday situations suddenly finding their panties falling down around their ankles.

No shit, Sherlock.

You know, the more that I look at it, the more her arm that is visible concerns me.

Just me, or does her arm looked shopped?

After looking a few places, I have confirmed that the panties are supposed to go under the garter belt and straps.

..I still can’t draw my gaze from the center of the image to ascertain if your last idea is correct..I simply cannot (and it’s a good thing)!

only if you are a prude and like getting your panties stuck in the garter belt when you are trying to pee. You put the stockings and the belt on first and the panties go on second for mobility for both practical and lewd purposes. A common misconception.

Hawt. I have no idea why, but your answer is hawt. Thanks, babe.

It’s not an arm. It’s a kickstand.

Hmm, I think I see your point, but for photography and artistic purposes it’s going to look better for it to be under. Also, wouldn’t it feel weird pressing into the straps if it was over?

Thank you Elmer Batters for such leggy weirdness.

Thankfully, that is something I do not see.

Apparently not if yer a girl. …

I think we’re all thankful for that..

Does she not have an elbow???

That’s ALL I noticed!

friction is exciting, which is the whole point behind …… well you get the idea

You can ride me instead

Yummy. Unlicked buttcrack.

Does anyone know the source of the pic? Or the artist? It’s quite Elmer Batters’ish, a little more on the artsy side. I couldn’t find anything with that info.

I’d like to have huge poster of that pic on my wall… being a big fan on bikes and girls.

the lack of tires will make anyone fall off