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Hey A Rancor!

Hey A Rancor!

Dan21 Spotted This Rancor With Mandy Morbid

Favorite CommentShitFerBrains: How do you say “Honk Honk” in rancor?

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  • Mark

    Why do creeps always end up with the hot chicks?

  • Corey

    Those are TRULY epic!

  • lovesboobies

    awesome titties

  • jules

    Massive mammaries!! She looks thin too? I wouldn’t mind some better pictures of this one!

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    “Feels like. …”

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    yours?

  • Zerg

    Completely epicly awesome boobs, need moar.

  • 8==D

    wow… those are real!?!?

  • RealDinoDamage

    very nice lips too. Rancor?! i hardly knew hor!

  • WHOA

    Whoa…

    …more…I demand more!

  • http://losbajosfondos.blogspot.com Fenix

    I felt in se-… I mean, love @_@

  • Jimmy

    Me like!

  • IDontSeeIt

    There’s a rancor in the picture?

  • Da Frrit

    I wish I were that rancor, copping that feel with those nasty rancor fingers.

  • SkyDude

    Just plain awesome. Everything I see is nice.

  • Eric the Viking

    I wish we could see the rest of this woman, huge perfect tits, nice round lips, and the rancor ain’t bad either?

  • juggalojohn

    ….WOW the panels on pages “i’m going to fuck the rancor” theme is getting around

  • ba12348

    boobs as big as a rancor? SWEET!

  • Art

    Sweet Jesus.

  • carter

    the picture is of Mandy Morbid her website isn’t up at the moment but you can see more on her blog

  • John M

    Thank you for this ray of sunshine and warmth in an otherwise cold, windy, and lifeless day!

  • Daniel Himself

    That’s the lovely Mandy Morbid. Here’s the link to the pic (http://mandymorbid.blogspot.com/2009/12/rancor.html?zx=4bbf5e275a167d52).

    Look around the blog of her’s for various pics states of undress of her. Well worth it.

  • ShitFerBrains

    How do you say “Honk Honk” in rancor?

  • Kane Von Doom

    If Lucas rereleases Return of the Jedi again, he should have Luke battle her in the pit instead…. And promptly after his victory, Motorboat them ginormous jugs.

  • Dr.Frankenstein

    Those would be the amazing tits of Adria from Suicide Girls, also know as Mandy Morbid in the porn world.
    http://mandymorbid.blogspot.com/?zx=5a3149dd7ca26aab

  • kwily

    coochie coo?

  • James

    FTW! We can stop posting new pics here, we’ve reached the top of Mt. Everest.

  • Nathan
  • CM

    Doo proppa wee Jabba Wookie Nipple Pinchie.

  • Spoon498

    I’m not sure whats more disturbing, him groping her, or the strange fact that she is in fact groping him back

  • awjeahboi

    I’d ran her cor

  • lolwut

    I hate that rancor so much right now :(

  • 4hrErection

    hell yeah, now there’s a girl. Now to actually find these girls in real life………

  • Awry

    That would be pornstar Mandy Morbid.

  • CannedToo

    Did anyone else notice that she’s feeling the rancor’s boob too?

  • CannedToo

    And it looks like hers are real, but the rancor’s are fake.

  • deepdiver68

    I seem to feel some rancor towards the rancor or perhaps it’s just jealousy that I didn’t get to personally rank her.

  • Spicer

    I think the Rancor’s keeper may have had bigger tatas.

  • Joanna

    Now this is a fine example of what is meant by the term “woman”. Please don’t post more ugly dudes.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    One toe over the line, sweet?

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    but, but, but… ugly dudes are so easy to make fun of.

  • Zach

    How is it that everyone besides me knows wtf a rancor is?

  • chris

    i actually recognize this pic. pornstar by the name of “Morbid Mandy” shes a suicide girl too. not in picture: her mohawk.

  • SkyDude

    But not very fun when you have to get out the eye bleach. Remember, when you see something, YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT!

  • SkyDude

    Cause we’re all Star Wars geeks?

  • DainXB

    Her screen name is Mandy Morbid and she’s one of the players at Zack Smith’s (a.k.a Zack Sabbath’s) blog “D&D with Porn Stars”

  • SkyDude

    Tracked the pic (Tineye is great for that), and it seems to be a picture of a porn actress that goes by the name of Mandy Morbid.

  • Dover

    Spectacular rack. Gifted.

  • Neomusashi

    Unless you see when being extremely drunk. Heading to the fridge for a beer … .

  • Neomusashi

    A porn site you said? So Rancor is about to get some on that picture? Life is cruel… .

  • Leif Erikson

    Rancor Win

  • http://www.mandymorbid.blogspot.com Mandy Morbid

    Hi….um thanks everyone!

    FYI I also have TIE fighters tattooed on my thigh.

    If you want to see the rest of me I’m pretty easy to see, google works ok, and I post a lot of photos on Twitter and my blog. I also model for a variety of websites, including SuicideGirls (as Adria.)

  • membreya

    Ok I’m going to get lynched for this but the older I get the less attractive I find big breasts …

    Give me a girl with a nice C cup anyday… I’m over E/F cups

  • carnifex

    i’m with you on this…
    two words: stretch lines.
    when she’s old those boobies will be indistinguishable from the rancor.

  • Dan

    Pretty sure this is a woman and you’re just a bitchy feminist on her period, kthnxbai.

  • Jimmy

    Yeah, but while she’s young, they’re spectacular. I appreciate them.

  • Joanna

    Sorry to burst your bubble but I think they’re fake. One can tell fake boobs by how the nipples are pointing. If they were natural, the nipples would point to the crook of the elbow, where the baby’s head is during breastfeeding.

  • KaBooM

    Who gives a SHIT IF THEY’RE FAKE?

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    Yours might be out-pointers but I’ve seen plenty of forward-lookers.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    But you need those E/F cups to get your eyeballs back into place. …

  • The Disemboweler

    You never did very well on those ‘Reading Comprehension’ tests in school, did ya?

  • ShitFerBrains

    I had to google it,…..Actually that’s her IUD contraceptive and she’s hav’n hell getting it in…

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  • Bob

    They are real. It’s a girl named Mandy Morbid. Here’s a full pic of her – careful, it’s fairly pornographic:

    http://mishkanyc.verbsite.com.lg1×8zmax.simplecdn.net/bloglin/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mandyX.jpg

  • Qix

    Probablly right, Google ‘Mandy Morbid Rancor’ and its the first pic.

  • CannedToo

    I’m with you, a good, full B-cup and I’ll be happy for life.

  • http://www.mandymorbid.blogspot.com Mandy Morbid

    Original image @http://mandymorbid.blogspot.com/2009/12/rancor.html

    But ok, yeah also Zak’s blog.

  • http://www.mandymorbid.blogspot.com Mandy Morbid

    Just because they’re bigger than normal doesn’t mean you’ll get any worse stretch marks than a less endowed lady would as she ages. Small titties stretch and lose their perk too. With proper care stretch marks can be avoided for a very long time, and when they do eventually show up there’s lifts, and botox or something, and little boob jobs to fix it—if you’re really that vain (which I guess most people are).

    Personal tastes aside, I think some of you have been misinformed as to the nature of aging boobs.

  • CannedToo

    Yeah, but B-cups sag less than D-cups. But yes, gravity affects all.

  • captdrastic

    Makes me want to drop a gate on the bastard!

  • Corey

    Your absolutely wrong those are DEFINITELY real.

  • http://www.adultmoviestoday.net jorghahaq

    I assure you, Mandy has very real boobs of astronomical size.

  • ShitFerBrains

    ^^^win^^^,..go ahead and admit it!

  • CannedToo

    Yeah, she has nice boobs, but have you checked out her face? Nawt. And who was it who said tattoos don’t make girls trashy?

  • The_Kid

    Damn those are some nice boobies, nice lips too. Lucky ass rancor.

  • Jessii

    My vote is for real. Fake breasts, for the most part, have definite edges – hers don’t. As for nipple placement, when they’re large enough, you can pretty much position ‘em however you want ‘em and they’ll stay that way as long as they’re restrained in some way.

  • http://www.mandymorbid.blogspot.com Mandy Morbid

    Yeah, natural, sorry.

    Look at the photos where I move around and lay on my back and side and they squish all around accordingly.

    Stop thinking you know what fake or natural boobs ALL look like, there are always exceptions.

  • http://www.mandymorbid.blogspot.com Mandy Morbid

    Saggy skin is not just based on the size of the boob—saggy skin is just aging skin and other things besides the mass of the breast affect how skin will age. Lifestyle choices such as alcohol consumption and smoking, what you eat, how much time you spend in the sun or on a tanning bed, (proper fitting lingerie for boobs specifically), etc contribute to the aging process . You could totally end up with a B-cup looking worse for wear than a D-cup. Just saying.

    But I’ll get mine fixed up if they start to look like shit. Just like you would plan to have some money set aside to pay for your inevitable chemo or heart procedure since most people will end up needing at least one of those.

  • http://isht.tumblr.com/ isht

    Please take a grab.
    Nice pic.

  • papakios

    Great lips
    (+boobs)

  • Pistacchio

    I think it’s hilarious that the actual girl featured in this photo is commenting here, and no one’s giving a shit. Huzzah, public.

  • Raydeen

    Yeah, those are real. Real Nice!

    Exquisite, Mandy dear. Thanks for sharing.

  • Ticklemytaint

    “Tune in Tatooine! Tune in Tatooine!”

  • Benjamin Virnston

    The Force is strong in this one. You’re gorgeous, Mandy.

  • skatcat31

    Like this. “FAP FAP FAP”

  • McMouse

    epic tits>fake tits

  • Xenomorph

    Damn it, why do the less popular monsters always get the babes?

  • quagmire

    rrawrura rawwwf raaah

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