Funbags!

Not hot. Just gross.

The term “glass blower” comes to mind.

So this is what 3D TV will be like!

They look more like testicals

Her areolae must be massive! Tineye don’t fail me now.

we’re going to need a bigger boat

People here really need to get over whether or not individual pics give them wood or not. The WTF is much more important than how much the chick looks like one of 10 million other pictures of girls you can find on the net. The “hawtness” isn’t supposed to refer specifically to whether or not the girl is “hawt,” but simply to the strange implication of sexuality. Look at the original pic of the girl with the hotdog – not really hawt at all, but sexually suggestive nonetheless – that’s the point.

Obviously fake.

I think you would need an ACTUAL motorboat…

She’s got the world by the balls!

Thank god you cleared that out to me, I was getting confused. So the clue here is my brain should think these are real huge tities, but in fact they are fake?

the sheriff was right. they DO travel in pairs.

So.. uhm.. how does she walk?

Welcome to /d/

My only complaint here is that if she rides on top, I won’t be able to see jiggly tits.

We defenitely need favorite comment back. This is total win.

There’s a phrase I use: “sexually disturbing,” meaning, you’re simultaneously disgusted, frightened, and turned on. And those things. Are. Sexually disturbing.

No need for the boat. We have two buoys right there.

Those are fake boobs!

Yes, that’s clearly exactly what I meant. Good job.

Those look to be the breast megaphones.

She’s no Anna Nicole, that’s for sure.

My question is thus: breasticles, chesticles or nonsicles?

yeah… something the size of the Tit-antic.

Not to worry, G, these babies do not jiggle or giggle. When they fall, they go thud.

You feel something sexual? What am I missing here. …

Very Carefully.

For all those who point out that those a fake boobs…NO DUH!!! THAT’S THE JOKE!

More topless girl, less gigaboobs or whatever they are.

No Victoria’s Secret will help now… Victoria’s Doom is more like it…

Lisa, with her meager A-cup, always felt left out at Mardi Gras. She decided ‘This year things are going to be different’
Police found her days later buried under 3 tons of cheap plastic beads.

It simply amazes me that there are tools like you that think that we really give a rats ass about your opinions.

i was thinking boob-lloons. meh.

What Pam Anderson will look like in 20 years

What do you mean its not that kind of Tea Bag Party?

Uhm, Dr. 90210? Yeeeah… When I said “Go big or go home” I was kinda hoping to be able to fit through my front door afterward…

Ass blower maybe?

Has anyone bothered to notice that the artist is topless? To hell with the art, let’s see more of the art-teets!

you are the sole reason I don’t get poptarts anymore…..

She looks asian. And half naked. For me, that’s instant HAWT.

Those look hard, not soft like bags. If she had to carry those around, she’d need a huge dolly. At a minimum…

Now this is the size that Heidi Montag wants for her boobs and wont be happy till she gets them……maybe if we’re lucky it means we wont be able to see her face

>.> Should that not be /dd/? … er.. wait.. more like /zzzzz/ >.>;

I remember a Little Annie Fanny strip in which a group of 1960s feminists whipped off their bras, with a series of increasingly extreme results: “FLOP!” then “FLOOP!” then “FLUMP!” and finally (her breasts falling right out of the panel, out of the reader’s view) “WHAM!”

I think this one would be like the “CRUMP” you feel more than hear when a building collapses.

WIN.

I believe it’s called sarcasm, but I could be wrong.

She’s just a dragon.