Whoa There, Sam Fisher!

Get your boobs off my hand!

You mean boob, instead of boob(s)? As it is just one boob.

It’s his patented Fisher Feelski maneuver.

Was it good for her, too?

Ugly, fat, and stupid. Does this chick have anything going for her?

Haha you are so clever!

The ability to repel those with bad taste, apparently.

I think I’ve seen this girl in a picture with a statue of a holy man doing similar things, is she trying to get famous online for it?

She is not fat. I’d kill to be as thin as she is.

Moments later, he used her as a human shield, shot the camera man in the penis, and blew up Paris. Not bad for a Monday.

Not fat??? I’ve seen beached whales thinner than her. Frankly, I’d rather do the guy, if he shaved and put on some lipstick.

I know, it’s a gift, and a curse.

That’s the professional female gamer Alexis Hebert. If I got paid to play video games for a living i’d be that big too. I just make them for a living and i’m pushing “Land Monster” status.

I’d pee in her butt.

Hey, Joe…
As long as you’re redoing the page (it’s nice to have a new look), how about making it easier to see the quote level? Either using some box color scheme or bigger indents. Something like that.
Thanks for the efforts on the site. Always fun, man.

Well, chunky, yeah. Not unattractive though. She’s a solid 7.5 or 8.0, no doubt. She’s got spunk. And she has a sense of humor. Certainly not as trashy as the sorority girl flashing by lifting up her skirt.
Besides, if she rubbed those puppies up on your hand, I think you’d get a rise out of it.

She should have wiped her chin a little faster, looks like she got a spot on her shirt.

Not WTF-ish… it’s just stupid and not hot either.

Dude, I AM FAT. She’s maybe 140 at the most. I’m 240! She is a perfectly healthy, NORMAL looking woman. Unlike the anorexic sticks you obviously prefer.

Men who do not like women with curves are all really gay and in denial. Because that’s the only sane explanation for why you’d want to sleep with someone so flat chested they might as well be another man.

No, you’re not fat. Fat is what you were 100 pounds lighter.

i wouldnt even say shes chunky. she has boobs and a little bit of a belly. she has nice boobs. shes not bad looking at all, except shes making kind of a stupid expression.
beached whales are thinner?? are you insane?
canman you must like the “8 year old boy physique.” 140 isnt fat canman, youre an idiot.
and 240 can still be hot.

LOL I love everyone who thinks they are a critic. If you wanna make comments on if girls are hot or not go to a bikini site. It’s all in good fun.

I always knew that Sam Fisher was a douché and here’s the evidence!

pwned

Come on, be honest. Chunky isn’t a horrible thing to say. She’s chunky. I think she’s still hawt though.

Hey! Don’t stop short on me, mister!

Must be Lewinsky’s sister.

Dammit Fisher! You were detected, that’s it, I’m pulling the plug, mission over!

…Fisher?

…Fisher!?

Goddam it fisher cut it out!

who is this guy again?

its not a horrible thing to say at all, i like chunky girls. but i just define chunky as a little bigger than this.

A fact is a fact, this qualifies as chunky. And as far as bigger than this, I’d say Pluto.

I bet he cant wait to go undercover.

Funny enough and not totally unrelated, Ninja’s have been doing these kinda things on Hawtness’ pictures all over the site, but well … there ninja’s who’s gonna find out. Alot of people don’t know Ninja is ancient Japanese slang for “silent grabber of boobs”, they might be touching your boobs this very moment … To make you even more unpleasent, you might be pregnant and might be having a ninja baby soon, dont worry though he/she will be gone before you find out.

A lil ninja 101 for you there.

That isn’t the way how the stealth-boob-grab should be done. Clearly Sam Fisher needs to learn a thing or two about handling females

I can appreciate your being irked by heartless bile from a pathetic jerk, but a prejudice against men who like small boobs is not helpful, either. Sorry, but I respectfully reject your idea that all men who like small boobs are, ipso facto, gay.

You were doing fine with your argument (aside from the fact that you’re clearly too pissed off about this) up until you insulted skinny chicks. Sorry I’m not stacked up top, but saying a guy is gay for being attracted to someone like me is really bitchy.

Either the girl has boobs and is too fat or is the right size of skinny with smaller tits and gets called a guy. No one wins.

Except, you know, people capable of drooling over women of multiple body types. Yay!

Oh, I see what she did there! She placed a part of her anatomy on a statue or sculpture so that it looks like it’s molesting and/or fucking her! That’s brilliant – why hasn’t anyone else thought of that before?

Because we can all be as awesome as you. Most of us just like to have fun and enjoy life, but you strive to be the coolest person ever 24/7, thats why you’re commenting on this pic, because you do awesome things like hang out in these comment areas and remind everyone of how cool you are.

We can’t all be*

who here thinks she can guess her bra size correctly?
34D

Canman, I’d REALLY like to see what you look like. I’ll bet you’re HOT. Since you seem to be on “thehawtness” all the time, I bet you get TONS of tail. Idiot.

I don’t care what anyone says. She’s cute and very doable.

Yeah I’ll bet you’re friggen Brad Pitt yourself aren’t ya there Cosmo? Get the frick over yourself, a girl who has a belly and a vague hint of maybe someday developing hips is not fat by any psychotic standard.

::raises hand:: Me!! I like women. Don’t much care what size, just as long as they’re women.

hha hahahha!!! GRIM should known about you!!