Bringing New Meaning To 'The First One To Finish' Wins

this is gonna be the new mario kart game for the wii, with new controllers ;D

That’s it…I am moving to Japan.

blatant != hawt. there is no subtlety here.

Where was this event held? Does anyone know?

Number 3 is cheating!

I understand racing and I understand masturbation. It’s the combination that makes it a bit strange.

I also wonder what tv station broadcasts the race.

Okay, This is actually a full length adult movie, including an in depth look at all the “cars”.

At least that’s what I’ve heard. Yeah. Heard.

I need this DVD.

is it ok for me to be speechless?

OMG. This is AWESOME

Post the title, damnit.

There is a bdsm porn site called house of gord that does stuff like this. The man is a genius.

I was about to reply that they’re ALL cheating, except for #4.
2-Doesn’t have her feet in the stirrups
3-Has someone pushing her from behind (yes, two ways to see that)
5-Has her gag ball out of her mouth
6-Also has a dark, shadowy figure helping her

I am very curious what the name of the race might be? And I don’t mean that so that I can look it up in google, if that’s what you’re thinking.

I need that DVD! Now!

I’m sure we all the recall the picture of the naked blond lady standing on top of the golf cart, inspiring the driver, etc. That was hot to the max. This? Well, the WTF factor does kind of overwhelm, doesn’t it? Too much of a good thing, perhaps.

whoever thought of putting porn and racing together, should be given a medale

I came across the torrent for this a while ago, it’s just one of the oddities you don’t let go of.

The video in typical Japanese fashion was censored as well

You are aware that the dark shadowy figures aren’t “helping” them, right? At least not in the way you put it. You can see the legs of the black figure on 6 coming out from under the girl. And the man on 3 is most likely “helping” in the same way 6 is.

Yes. I need to see this video. How? and Where? Call it morbid curiosity.

Wow. Sure gives new meaning to “coming in first place.” Anyone have a source for this? I’m still in subconscious denial that this is real.

This is a most excellent pastime

#4 is gonna get (literally) screwed in a rapid stop situation

+1

For those who secretly love this mechanical fetish, check out House of Gord and Naked Gord… he has been doing this for years and years… (Girls and women intertwined with machines, controlled via remotes, etc) Google around and you’ll find him.

DUDE What is this?

Well, according to that caption, I just won

Boy, the Olympics sure have changed…

there’s another control stick in the back. heh heh heh.

Some say the Stig… likes these races.

Is this Bernie Ecclestones latest idea to spice up Formula 1?

You might be able to find it under “F**k 1 Grand Prix Japan”. Might. Maybe.

So this is what Hitler meant by “Masturracing.”

So that’s what the “dark shadowy figure” does? Damn, I knew I should have sent in my resume.

WIN.

Yeah, she´s being pushed…

The are no losers in this race.

I wonder what #1 was doing?

This reminds me of the IT machine that Mr Garrison invented. The gyromobile that was supposed to me the alternative to airports.

Okay seriously….what the fuck is going on over there in Japan?

“…and down the stretch they come!“

AY YO SOMEBODY PUT THE LINK TO THIS SHIT

Here’s a link to a higher-res version: http://www.dlisted.com/node/35985

Doesn’t appear there’s any uncensored pic available.

Yes, and I read that Max Mosley, dressed as a nazi is shagging Lewis Hamilton in car #1, just out of frame!

only in Japan…

Seriously, this made me WTF, get speachless and a hard on

hurray for Japan!!

wait… a mario game worth playing once? not to mention repeatedly

hahahas

maybe the one on the back of #3 IS black stig

“This will surely be the most excitng finish yet!”

Why you ask me? I was just as suprised as you when I found this.

#3 looks like she’s been mounted by Man-Bear-Pig.

And here is number 5 cumming in second!

If you didn’t censor the nipples here, why do you do it in other pics?

Hawtness, you are going to have to have a “Yes I am over 18″ opening page if you keep up with the posting of blatant pornography.

Very much a WTF … and more like a what the hell (followed by loud laughter).

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

Wait until you see their version of hockey… where everyone has a built-in net and everyone scores!

Which is not a bad thing, by the way…

I WANT TO BUILD ONE OF THESE!!!!!
AND THEN RENT A PORN STAR AND DRIVE IT AROUND ALLLLLLL DAY!

yes of course, that’s going to help…

Links to video half-way down the page. Standard Japanese pixelization. The pit stops are ridiculous.

It’s more to cover their own arses from legal ramifications. For example, I could currently sue Hawtness if my child (if I had any) were to view this site. With an age check page, even if it’s a “we are trusting you to click the right one” they have protected themselves from lawsuits.

Personally, I have no problems with age check pages. Or a censored image and a “click here to view an uncensored image if you are of legal age” link. But censored images, IMHO, defeat the purpose.

The original material was censored. That’s just how they roll in Japan.

It is a very strange place.

This is awesome. I like that…

You fail to get the joke here…

You’re right, it’s on a torrent site, too: http://adult.monova.org/details.php?id=3523800

Search for “F**k 1 Grand Prix Japan”

http://4gifs.com/gallery/v/PornBloopers/Bondagecarts.gif.html

WAIT,….are you refering to me,…..Hillbilly death squad

IM from WEST VIRGINIA,….

>>>knockin at your front door<<<<

Thanks for the link to a scam place that just tried to install a trojan in my PC, asswipe.

Contrary to the erroneous popular belief, you can’t “just sue because your kid saw some porn”.
If you could, there would be countless more lawsuits.

It has to be actual graphic material ruled as obscene. The type of stuff found on this website is a joke compared to things that actually get ruled obscene by courts.

So they don’t have much to worry about for a while.

Get a Mac so you won’t have to worry about all that Windows crap.

I happily say I watched this whole 4 hour video.

Really? I think it would be much more fitting to give them a trofey

aculy the dark shadowed figures r lucky there aculy fucking the girls