That Snake Is Getting Fresh

At least its better than Brittneys old stuff!

Ohhhhh…Sneaky..and also snakey

Bring on the “She’s fat!” comments. I think it’s cute.

Well, everybody knows:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun!

good job she’s wearing pants – snakes like warm moist dark spaces to curl up in

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hon’….

That’s sad if that’d be considered ‘fat’. That’s sexy hot.

I didn’t think you could train snakes. It must have taken her a while.

At this point, I bet she wishes it were a rattlesnake.

i do like women with curves. *hrrrr*

“Tentacles! It’s supposed to be tentacles!”

“I don’t have anything with tentacles! Just this snake…”

“Oh, it’ll have to do then. I’ll get the camera. Won’t be as popular in Japan, though…”

“Training” a snake just involves getting it accustomed to being handled, and having it assume that people are safe to be around. Easier to start them as hatchlings, curl up the baby snake in palm of hand – hand = warmth = comfort. Then they end up liking being held. This chick has a mighty fine snake I dare say! They make a nice picture

looks like its been there before

I´d say its an albino tiger python.

SO nice

My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon.

…dammit, somebody else beat me to it.

Well, I meant training it to massage her hooha. Training it to be handled is the easy part.

So, “tentacle” then. Still enough for tentacle porn.

If I were that snake I’d be doing the same thing.

ahh! asssnake!

or if you prefer: that’s one fresh snake! sneakysnake.

That snake clearly enjoys listening to “Baby Got Back”! I do too!!

Win.

That snake’s not gettin’ fresh. That snake is holdin’ on.

arghh,now i’ll have that stuck in my head all day!

She’s not fat, but she’s not fit either. It wouldn’t hurt her legs to take up jogging or something like that. But still, she’s fairly “do”able the way she is.

oh yeah! it’s knows what’s going on!

She’s feminine.

Old virgin priests last dying words… I believe in reincarnation, I’m coming back as a snake… one of them exotic albino types… for strippers.

i like snakes, i havn’t thought about why but i am sure that this is one reason why.

it wouldnt hurt her legs to be wrapped around my waist, either. ahem.

You know what annoys me … if a woman is chubby she is either “healthy” “feminine” “voluptuous” “curvaceous” etc ….but if a guy has love handles or doesn’t have a perfect six pack suddenly he’s overweight and unattractive????

In the words of Shakira, “The hips don’t lie.”

I think you mean testicles. You can borrow Canman’s.

Seriously? You think heavy guys have it harder than heavy women? Yeah, name all the overweight actors you can think of. Now name all of the overweight actresses.

Compare. Consider.

She’s anything but “chubby”. Women naturally have a higher body fat percentage than men, and it’s easier for most men to lose weight because of a higher muscle content (bigger muscles require more energy to use, hence more weight loss).
It’s a natural balance that women with some softness are more attractive because that’s how a female’s body is naturally. And it’s hot.
A little softness on a man has never exactly been described as attractive in any way.

Now we’re just a few snake-like objects near the vagina area for this to be considered tentacle rape.

But, no, she’s not even close to fat. Not even close to chunky.

this porno is going one of three ways: she dances around with the snake, she uses the snake as an insertable sex toy, or the snake squeezes her to death and eats her.

Erm, no. Both passerby and I meant tentacles

I’ve herd of tucking back, but this is ridiculous!