They Can Read Signs

How can these two fatties/uglies possibly be considered “hot”? This is the lamest picture yet!

Firs… Argh, *choke* {dies}

YAY!!

There is nothing “hawtness” about this picture.

Lamest after you, of course.

Can such a vision be real?
What do your flowers conceal?
Who knows what secret things your softer side has seen?
Shaped like a lady is shaped
Over her shoulders are draped
Stretches of heaven, Earth and all the worlds between

More hawtness, less lockness

What are you talking about? There’s tons going on in this picture! A metal cigarette disposer has been sitting in the sun for several hours, making it incredibly hot. Sex overfiend Tilokt’l is offended by two of his subjects and decides to burn them. However, he has left the sex slave who handles his brand and the sex slave that can breathe fire at his sex palace made completely out of sex slaves. He improvises quickly and forces the two offenders to place their butts on the hot metal. Later, naked.

If you think those ladies are fat, then you’re half of the problem women have with their self images these days.

Asshat.

you people are idiots, the title “hawtness” is ironic. This website is dedicated to all the random weird crap women do.

if you want to see young women’s tits there are plenty of other places on the internet to see them.

These women are not fat/ugly to you, don’t lie. You’re just jealous of them or the photographer.

The fact that you’re one of the most frequent posters here makes me think that perhaps the interwebs is your only interaction with wimmens..hawt or not…

Finish the story please. Quickly, I’m already lubed up.

This is neither weird, nor is it hot. How about just one of those, if we can’t have both? If they were standing under a sign saying, “Butt Ugly”, then maybe it would be funny (it would certainly be appropriate). If they were halfway good looking, then maybe it would be hot. Get it???

I don’t expect all the pics here to be as hot as that naked golf cart girl a couple of months back. But how about some women that don’t look like they fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

HA! I get it. Place buts here. That’s hawt XD Get it? Hawt? Yea. IT would be funnier if they were hotter. This is more like milfness.

Not everyone has a sense of humour that is as highly developed as yours, so, some people might actually find it funny.

They may be able to read, but their aim needs work. They’re both about two inches left/right of the target arrow.

Milfs? What? These girls are neither mature or mothers (well, that I don’t know for certain… and neither do you)…

I think the one on the left has to pee cause she’s holding her….

They’ve got it all wrong,..judging the top curvature of the device, they need to be straddling it. GET IT RIGHT!

Not mine but those maybe sumones wifes or g/f’s that post here,…be nice

Yeah, but the problem is that MILFs are hot, by definition. These are kinda like MINLFs. (N for “not”.)

that’s not the point though is it? the fitness of the women is an irrelevance.

If you have an issue with the wtfness then by all means complain.

Pure, unadulterated hawtness.

Pure, unadulterated lameness.

And why is the chick on the left so adamant about scratching her bug?

Gross.

What is this the 1980′s?

IMO, they do look pretty old. Even if they were mothers, I wouldn’t consider them MILFs. Without any further info, I’d say that they’re actually cougars.

“If you build it, they will come.”

Mmmm… I wish I was a cigarette bin. Hell, I wish I was a cigarette!

Middle-aged (at best) and ugly, yuck. And not even a little WTF. So they’re scratching their wrinkled, cellulite-ridden asses on a cigarette disposer. Wow. How very very weird.

I don’t think either are middle aged, they probably just smoke a lot. Which would explain why they’re so close to a cigarette butt container.

Or he’s pedo.

maybe there’s some kind of magnet in there

One day, young padawan, you will also be middle aged. Do not assume youth are the only ones who are sexual creatures. Broaden your perspective.

Well then, thank goodness for people like us asshats! Fighting obesity one mind at a time.
Don’t use the brains argument here. They don’t look too smart either.

Win.

My comment was supposed to be sarcastic. LOL.

They’re only not middle-aged if you expect them to live past 70.

She appears to be gathering her skirt in front of her so that het butt sticks out more obviously.

Oh, stfu. They’re on hawtness.com. And they both look old enough to be my aunt or mother. That’s aaall I was saying. They lean more towards milness than hotness in comparison. Allllll I was sayin.
Ziggy’s right, though.

no, clearly they can NOT read or at least not understand signs because the arrow is pointing UP.