Only Because He Is Camouflaged

theres an armadillo?

I’m like that armadillo. I’m frozen stiff too.

It took me a while to see the hidden text. I noticed it right after I wiped my drool after snapping out of my daze when I noticed the armadillo.

Look at how disproportional her arm is…

I also noticed the armadillo before I noticed the text.

My eyes wont focus on anything but LEGS…. lol, There IS an Urban Dictionary definition.

Armored dildo? What for does she need a armored dildo. Tough broad, I guess.

I noticed in this order,
Boobs,Arms, Micheal Jackson nose, Text, Armadillo.

Someone, please help me understand the shoes.

An armadillo? I thought there was two of them, two on her chest!

Armadillo WIN!!!

She puts her feet in them. I now refer you back to the hot woman with the incredible legs.

those shoes! must be a dude dragged up!

Who care about armadillo? WE NEED SECURITY! And i gonna search if she don’t have hidden weapon!

I noticed the armadillo before I even noticed her.
Does this make me crazy?

Not as disproportional as her legs. I’d rather shop the armadillo

That’s because images like this are always photoshopped.

I probably wouldn’t have noticed the armadillo, but since you put the text at the VERY TOP of the picture, I read that first. FAIL.

I saw the text first and then the armdillo. Why is she wearing ballroom dancing shoes?

These just dont go together

“We’ve got y’know armadillos in our trousers.I mean it’s really quite frightening.”

Is it weird that my first thought was, those shoes are really not a good color for her?

her arms and legs are too damn long for her body. they detract from the shot. actually, the armadillo is the best looking thing in that photo, no joke.

I never even saw the text or the armadillo until I read this comment.

someone’s jealous

I noticed her shoes first. Then her legs. Then the armadillo. Then the text. I only looked at her boobs after all of you mentioned them. Honest.

I noticed girl’s face, armadillo, chair, cute shoes, fancy frame and text. I’m a girl (XP)

Lol it reminds me of the new south park episode where they show the kids a porno image and ask them what colour the hanky was . OH noes all of us who didnt see the armidillo now have sexual addiction lol.

I’ve seen this ad before (It’s for some specific bra) and I found it on my school’s network too 0.0 I noticed her, her face, the text (as there’s more at the top) the armadillo, and then went back to her.

I got : bra (want)
shoes (want)
what the hell it that on the chair !!
text

Really, no one is jealous. I see what they mean. Her torso is too short and stocky to even match her arms or legs. Not only were they thinned, but elongated as well with photoshop.

And what the fuck is up with the shoes?