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Miller High Life It Is Drinkable…

Miller High Life It Is Drinkable...

Submitted by: strayers via Submit Page

Out at the beach, forgot your clothes, it’s Miller Time.

-Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentSneaks: *gasp*
HALF A NIPPLE NOT COVERED BY A WEIRD PINK STAR-THINGY!
*dials top secret internet-consorship-whoop-ass-SWAT-team to beat down Joe Hawtness’ door*

And this is why I censor…now I have three broken knee caps. One of them wasn’t mine.

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  • Tony

    she has a serious bad case of man-butt.

  • Flabergast

    With the exception of the slight hint of side boob this could just be some skinny redneck guy with a horrible mullet… but since you can tell its female I’ll say its a skanky girl with a lousy figure and a horrible mullet.

  • Johno

    Fuck, I’d hit that. I know it isn’t just me, but I love public nudity. Hawt as hell. Just wish she had a bit more @$$.

  • Kirkburn

    Christ, “skanky”, “lousy figure”, “horrible mullet”? Your ideals scare me.

    In any case, this picture isn’t really that odd at all. You might as well just post images of nudist beaches.

  • fiendishrabbit

    I’d say it’s just not a very flattering pose (at least from this angle). We can’t always stand around in a sexy pose.

  • Benz

    I’d say she has short legs, but it’s okay. She is naked…

  • Strange Magic

    She’s not fat…I see no problems here.

  • CannedToo

    Redneck guy. N1CE!!! Flab FTW.

  • Sneaks

    *gasp*
    HALF A NIPPLE NOT COVERED BY A WEIRD PINK STAR-THINGY!
    *dials top secret internet-consorship-whoop-ass-SWAT-team to beat down Joe Hawtness’ door*

  • epodon

    You guys are idiots…i think she looks great

  • Noxx

    Haha I laughed :D xD

  • Blue

    Where is her ass?

  • Queina

    Epodon is right, you guys are idiots. She does look great and FYI that’s not a mullet, you wanna see mullets head over to POWM. So what if she’s got small boobs, she’s naked for crying out loud. You’re just jealous cause you can’t see the rest of her.

  • turdo

    Russia kind of looks like fun.

  • dom

    mmm….beer…and a naked girl on a beach. perfect

  • Skil-less

    Where I live, she’s well below average.

  • Me

    Noassatall.

  • Vince

    revoltingly flat man ass is flat and man.

  • Jagonator

    Ok. First off, she’s not bad. I’ve seen far worse. I’ve done worse. I can honestly say I’d be pleased to hit that.
    Secondly, if anyone posting saying she’s gross/unattractive can honestly say they’ve seen better in real life without the chick being passed out or paid or being called a peeping tom, then by all means keep commenting. If not..shut up and let her drink.

  • pdb

    Booze, girls and cars in one pic… epic.

  • Curt

    Canman should enjoy this – hardly any butt there at all.

    But you gotta love her skin and that attitude.

  • ShitFerBrains

    The only way it could get any skanky’r is if she was exhausting cigarette smoke while chugg’n

  • Canman

    I do not like. If it wasn’t for the boobs, I’d call this one a dude. The boobs are small, but if this was a dude he’s not fat enough to have moobs.

    One of the ugliest, non-fat chicks I’ve seen posted here. (There are lots of ugly fat chicks posted, but they’re kind of ugly by definition.)

  • John

    Can’t tell if she’s ugly, but I’m going to start drinking more Miller. Apparenly it tones your ass up.

    My anaconda don’t wan’t none….

  • CannedToo

    Well, kinda hard to tell from the resolution, but it kinda looks like she’s holding on in her beer hand.

  • CannedToo

    (Shhhhhhhhhh).

  • http://none Jim Swanson

    Naked chick on the beach, drinking beer and holding a smoke. I see no problem here. Especially because she doesn’t have the typical tramp stamp.

    This girl likes to have fun and doesn’t give a crap who sees her. Marry me!

  • Damaged

    Even better, in Australia we actually are going to have one of those phone numbers to dial (and yes it will get an image banned from the net, at least in Aus).

    Oh, and because her breasts are not too large, this would be counted as child pornography in Aus, so I better go somewhere else now >.>

  • deadvince

    …and if the little kid behind the truck turns to his left, he’ll remember this day forever

  • ShitFerBrains

    Aha gwasshoppa,..roo opan eyes and rook beta. Cig in hand

  • Sarge

    I’d hit that.

  • horncat

    Sorry, but this picture is boner poison.

  • NorthernTerror

    My, that’s unflattering. Impossible to tell if she’s hot or not. I’ve done nude photography, and trust me: NO ONE looks good at that angle, not even mind-meltingly hot models.

  • Shameless

    Horrible mullet? Is there another type of mullet?

  • Joebama

    I don’t know if it is the angle she’s holding the beer, or the cig in her beer hand, or the fact that she’s naked while everyone else is not, or the odd tanline on her hips, or the shadows on her butt, but my hawt-o-scope says “dirty chick–stay away”.

  • me

    If the person driving the truck keeps looking, they
    ll cause an accident, but judging from the bike trakcs, I see she did already!

  • me

    Yike! *they’ll, tracks*

  • ryan g.

    picture is a fake, has to be. the bottom half is a guy (ass too small and the feet are too large) and the top is definitely a girl (they do have hips, you know), lol. in this picture, the girl has no hips.

    oh, and happy st. patty’s day.

  • agreed101

    conroy is a fag for proposing it!

  • Queina

    It could be photoshopped but then again not all girls have wide hips. I’ve seen some girls who are just skinny as sticks and have no hips or butt at all. Considering she has almost no boobs and you can see her rib cage, it kinda proves my point. And actually if this did get ‘shopped, I’m guessing it’s the grey blur on her back covering up a tramp stamp.

  • forge

    Meh, we can’t all have ghetto booty. She’s a cute girlie.

  • forge

    You’re an idiot, I’m afraid.

  • G

    what? how the hell are her feet too big? You realize that feet are proportionate to height, right?
    yeah she looks odd, but it is totally the angle. why would someone shop a guy’s bottom to a girl’s top? that doesn’t make sense.

  • gotcanned

    its unhealthy to have a flat butt. Causes some serious spinal collumn damage if you sit on your tail bone with no cushion between your bone and seat.

  • J

    Not highlife…

  • Sparks

    Did anyone there was a nude woman walking on a beach? And why is there a kid there too?

  • Iron Hippo

    Good thing I’m not the only one to realize it’s from Russia

  • failure

    REALLY? IF THAT IS TRUE!!!!!. MIGHT NEED HELP

  • Barbie

    I’m amused by how defensive people are getting over the comments about her ugly figure.

    The blog is called “hawtness’. If a picture of some manly assed girl gets posted, it’s going to get comments, and not about her inner beauty either.

    This girl has a terrible figure.

  • Barbie

    Small boobs aren’t a problem. Plenty of sexy ladies have small boobs.

    Weird manly hips and flat ass is the problem. If she was man, this would be a nice figure. Problem is, she’s a she.

    Unless those are some epic moobs, in which case, poor bloke.

  • Malisyn

    Actually, I’m not positive that person isn’t Russel Brand.

  • UnbakedToast

    While everyone else here is fighting over the hawtness of the he/she, I’m more concerned about the beer. I’ve had many a night that I can’t remember but I do remember the neck of the “Low Life” bottle having a gold X outlined in red with some chick sitting in a crescent moon drinking a beer in the middle of that X. That must be some foreign or micro brew.

  • Forge

    *Eliza Frigging Dushku* has no hips at all. None. Her sides are a straight line from her armpit to her thigh. Woman’s got epic chest and her legs go for miles and miles, very very lovely miles, but the woman has no ass and no hips.

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