Usually I Just Write That On Cars

Would like to give her a good waxing as well.

Axe Body Wash Ad

Looks like she has been rolling around in a pig farm full of manure

i’d hit that and hit it hard and dirty

This is so old.

I believe they prefer ‘mature’

I wish my wife was this dirty…

I wish my car was this dirty…wait I screwed that one up, didn’t I?

Now all the Hawtnessers will have dirty thoughts.

You dirty girl… No really.

I’d buff her rear end.

Ah, the old banana in the tailpipe. Classic.

I would enjoy the task & would probably take longer than I should.

now if only that were chocolate… mmmmmm

MMM, I love NesQuik!

Yup. You’re G.A.Y. GAY

If that was chocolate, I would love to lick it off

meh cleaning will take too much time, i just want to have sex with her not marry

Ever see Slumdog Millionaire? It could be something other than chocolate.

I was going to point that out too. That also happens to be the wallpaper on my Blackberry for the last year or so

too much work to turn on the hose yourself young lady ?

honstly youth today expect everyone to do everything for them just because they’re young and pretty

sure.

She needs a bath and a sandwich, in that order Then a better boob job, damn, those are Tijuana melons all right….way too far apart!

Wash yourself you lazy bitch!

am i the only one willing to lick her clean?

Dirty girl!, first you’re grinnin’, then you drop your linen while I bend you over & work up LOTS of froth with your help, of course we’ll have to do this quite a bit until you get all cleaned up, that’s just the way it should be done.