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What confuses me is that the bra and panties aren’t made of Legos. Though, now that I just typed that, I realize that actual bras and panties aren’t made of people. I hope not at least, but it would make Soylent Green a more interesting movie.
loremasterstl: Buffering…. 75% complete.
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Note to self: just because you wear a lab coat and goggles does not mean you are a scientist.
mr. fantasy: Somewhere in the world, there is a double-sided ass…
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If you see these women…RUN. Do not look behind you, do not let your speed falter and, above all, do not let them catch you. They will flay your skin, use your nerves as dental floss, carve your bones into rudimentary tools and keep you alive for the duration of this grisly process.
Anonyminous: Lol… I’ve seen this movie. “Tokyo Gore Police.” From the makers of “The Machine Girl.” It was very bizarre. It should be Rifftrax’d.Agreed.
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Remember when goose used to be a cute term for pinching someone’s rear end? I say rear end because you cannot goose an ass. It just doesn’t sound right.
NBbowler: Since we’re talking party games, I wonder what this person’s “pin the tail on the donkey” looks like?
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So by now everyone knows I play D&D and am pretty much a prototypical nerd. When I can make a Spaceballs* reference, well, I feel like I’m firing on all old-nerd-guy cylinders.
*This is not my favorite Mel Brooks film, that would be Blazing Saddles.
CannedToo: It’s not a staff. It’s a broom. The Firebolt 2000©. She plays quidditch at night.
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And here we see the number one reason trains should be more widely used in the United States. Do you see what we’re missing out on? So vote yes for a revamped continental rail road system. Also I hope the new trains are all maglev, because that would be awesome.
JAWs: Nice caboose.
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There is so much more of this awesome model weirdness at Ridiculous Poses, which I like to think of as Hawtness’ upscale cousin.
Vince: Two photographers, and heaven knows HOW many kittens.
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What the hell is that on her head? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
sierra: I think she’s supposed to be a unicorn, which would also explain the tail and the horrible bootsOoohhh…
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This photo disturbs me in the way crime scene photos are disturbing.
al: “elmo’s lost his crayon, can you help elmo find his crayon?”So creepy and so funny.
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Via: Coed Magazine
I have heard it is this type of unorthodox fighting style that really leads to an unrivaled pugilist.
-Joe Hawtness
Mark E. DeSade: So when do we get to see her box?ZING!
