Hey Hey Hey! I'm Trying To Play Here!

I think you can still make the shot.

Although I’m not sure why all the balls are white

I think the game is snooker…oh wait, I have the colors reversed.

The balls are white because the game isn’t pool it is billiards. I have always enjoyed both and this has always been a fantasy. I need another photo from the other end.

Hey lady, one foot on the floor please.

surprised nobody hasn’t already said ‘I’ve got some balls she can play with’

so I’ll skip the innuendos and just say i would like to have sex with this woman (on or off the pool table… her choice)

I’m gonna hate myself for this one, but:
She can play with my balls anytime.
*sigh* There, I said it, I hate myself for being THAT cliche.

You spaketh too soon

Nine-ball in the rear pocket…

Get off the table, you’re blocking the hole!

Useful snooker tip: if the pink is covered, go for the brown…

I don’t see a stick.

Last week was full of epic asses, and this week is looking up so far. That is incredibly fine, and I don’t care if her panties ARE on backwards….

I have a stick she can play with……there, we happy now?

Sticks, balls, holes. Yeah, we got it. Now, let’s work on really making jokes.

Because it’s not interracial porn.

I don’t know either….mine are blue. I got a phone call mid-wank.

The red ball averted his eyes and was the only one not turned to stone by her Medusa-like face.

Oh, and nice rack jokes are prohibited too.

Be courteous, Plz allow hotter players to play through…

Well, no… cause she wants to poke the balls with a 6 foot long stick and… well… she’s hot but I’m just not into that.

You also forgot “sink one in the center pocket”.

I guess that’s my “cue” to remove my clothing? I hope I don’t half to rub chalk on the end of my stick.

Wait wait, this one’s much better: “When you said pool sex, this wasn’t what I had in mind…”

I think the game is better described as hooker, WAIT. Ya, I think that’s the name of the game.

It’s bumper pool. That’s why you have white balls with a red dot and red balls with a white dot…..That being said… She can rack my balls any time!!

Wow, the bottom half of her is reaaaaaaaaaally wide. Also that is a lot of cue balls!

Ok lady, grabbing my Queue…

By the way, does she look like Christina Applegate?

Nice.

Ok…. this one is bad too

“Maybe we can get a hole in one” …. *HAHAHAHA*

I know …. wrong game

Someone get the CSI team to enhance that reflection in the mirror.

Well done!

It looks like she has seen more balls than David Beckham……

You enjoy getting kicked in the nuts?

You spanketh too soon

Nice!

She likes getting felt up on a felt top.

HEY!!!……… that’s cheating!

Mirror, mirror on the wall who has the best view of all?

no jokes here…how great is the hip to waist ratio on this one? makes my head spin.

The ads that are triggered in the background are fucking annoying.

Oh yeah and this chick is hot.

She can come over to my place and play with my balls any time she wants.

its hard to pose your face when you are posing your butt. She happens to fail at both

an all new meaning to the phrase…two balls one pocket…

“Queue” = waiting in an theoretic line.
“Cue” = pool stick.

“You know, … for a chick … you got a lot of balls.”

That’s something I can get behind…giggedy giggedy

there are so many ball and stick related jokes here that Im not even going to start

I’m not very good at bowling, but i think i would still challenge her to a game.

Anyone notice that she has no left hand and her left forearm has been chopped off?

At least we know she really likes playing with balls.

I think the name of the game is snook-her

She is obviously a cat person

No…No…No….
Get off ON the table!
Then finish playing

“Hook rest
Identical to the normal rest, yet with a hooked metal end. It is used to set the rest around another ball. The hook rest is the most recent invention in snooker.”
This is what Wikipedia says!

The problem is, you two homosexuals are looking at a picture intended for straight men. Go back to your Justin Bieber-heavey celeb site for pictures that appeal to you.

Waitasecond, Justin Bieber is a MAN? D8

Not a man, but a mere toddler.

I though s/h/it was an alien version of pedobear?

Get the game done first, I don’t like rough tables.