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Submitted by: strayers via Submit Page

I enjoy playing billards quite a bit. So please, get off the table and let me continue to play.

Favorite CommentSnookered: Useful snooker tip: if the pink is covered, go for the brown…

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  • Hoilesterer

    I think you can still make the shot.

  • Hoilesterer

    Although I’m not sure why all the balls are white

  • Mustachio

    I think the game is snooker…oh wait, I have the colors reversed.

  • Leviticus

    The balls are white because the game isn’t pool it is billiards. I have always enjoyed both and this has always been a fantasy. I need another photo from the other end. :)

  • Monty

    Hey lady, one foot on the floor please.

  • Flabergast

    surprised nobody hasn’t already said ‘I’ve got some balls she can play with’

    so I’ll skip the innuendos and just say i would like to have sex with this woman (on or off the pool table… her choice)

  • The Gr8 One

    I’m gonna hate myself for this one, but:
    She can play with my balls anytime.
    *sigh* There, I said it, I hate myself for being THAT cliche.

  • Hoilesterer

    You spaketh too soon

  • http://www.jonesalley.blogspot.com Milo Johnson

    Nine-ball in the rear pocket…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVDrN0k2NNA Al

    Get off the table, you’re blocking the hole!

  • Snookered

    Useful snooker tip: if the pink is covered, go for the brown…

  • http://awesome-mediocrity.tumblr.com Gabriel

    I don’t see a stick.

  • John

    Last week was full of epic asses, and this week is looking up so far. That is incredibly fine, and I don’t care if her panties ARE on backwards….

  • Noobgonewild

    I have a stick she can play with……there, we happy now?

  • CannedToo

    Sticks, balls, holes. Yeah, we got it. Now, let’s work on really making jokes.

  • CannedToo

    Because it’s not interracial porn.

  • CannedToo

    I don’t know either….mine are blue. I got a phone call mid-wank.

  • CannedToo

    The red ball averted his eyes and was the only one not turned to stone by her Medusa-like face.

  • CannedToo

    Oh, and nice rack jokes are prohibited too.

  • dunno

    Be courteous, Plz allow hotter players to play through…

  • Starsky

    Well, no… cause she wants to poke the balls with a 6 foot long stick and… well… she’s hot but I’m just not into that.

  • Starsky

    You also forgot “sink one in the center pocket”.

  • Lance

    I guess that’s my “cue” to remove my clothing? I hope I don’t half to rub chalk on the end of my stick.

  • Lance

    Wait wait, this one’s much better: “When you said pool sex, this wasn’t what I had in mind…”

  • phillymingion

    I think the game is better described as hooker, WAIT. Ya, I think that’s the name of the game.

  • http://hawt Greg

    It’s bumper pool. That’s why you have white balls with a red dot and red balls with a white dot…..That being said… She can rack my balls any time!!

  • Andy

    Wow, the bottom half of her is reaaaaaaaaaally wide. Also that is a lot of cue balls!

  • blueish

    Ok lady, grabbing my Queue…

    By the way, does she look like Christina Applegate?

  • CannedToo

    Nice.

  • Hutch

    Ok…. this one is bad too

    “Maybe we can get a hole in one” …. *HAHAHAHA*

    I know …. wrong game :(

  • Canman

    Someone get the CSI team to enhance that reflection in the mirror.

  • Neomusashi

    Well done!

  • Don

    It looks like she has seen more balls than David Beckham……

  • Joebama

    You enjoy getting kicked in the nuts?

  • Joebama

    You spanketh too soon

  • Joebama

    Nice!

  • Joebama

    She likes getting felt up on a felt top.

  • Bird

    HEY!!!……… that’s cheating!

  • oldlegodad

    Mirror, mirror on the wall who has the best view of all?

  • straitperv

    no jokes here…how great is the hip to waist ratio on this one? makes my head spin.

  • dsd21

    The ads that are triggered in the background are fucking annoying.

    Oh yeah and this chick is hot.

  • Sarge

    She can come over to my place and play with my balls any time she wants.

  • gotcanned

    its hard to pose your face when you are posing your butt. She happens to fail at both

  • DstrbTech

    an all new meaning to the phrase…two balls one pocket…

  • Andy

    “Queue” = waiting in an theoretic line.
    “Cue” = pool stick.

  • unohoo

    “You know, … for a chick … you got a lot of balls.”

  • trukaos

    That’s something I can get behind…giggedy giggedy

  • ba12348

    there are so many ball and stick related jokes here that Im not even going to start

  • mclovin

    I’m not very good at bowling, but i think i would still challenge her to a game.

  • Don

    Anyone notice that she has no left hand and her left forearm has been chopped off?

  • Thowell3

    At least we know she really likes playing with balls.

  • Sun

    I think the name of the game is snook-her

  • KJW

    She is obviously a cat person

  • http://n/a Gbrad

    No…No…No….
    Get off ON the table!
    Then finish playing

  • aphexZero

    “Hook rest
    Identical to the normal rest, yet with a hooked metal end. It is used to set the rest around another ball. The hook rest is the most recent invention in snooker.”
    This is what Wikipedia says!

  • Pugiron

    The problem is, you two homosexuals are looking at a picture intended for straight men. Go back to your Justin Bieber-heavey celeb site for pictures that appeal to you.

  • olol

    Waitasecond, Justin Bieber is a MAN? D8

  • Brinneh

    Not a man, but a mere toddler.

  • Hanhula

    I though s/h/it was an alien version of pedobear?

  • Purianite

    Get the game done first, I don’t like rough tables.

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