PlayStation 4

It only does everything.

Mmm.

I kind of feel like a perv.. but damn, that would be a fun toy.

I’d play it for sure… but I’m pretty sure the controller would be wireless

“…and it turns into Skynet two months later.”

Well… That gives me two months to enjoy. Doesn’t it?

I think the controller is plugged into the wrong recepticle

wow this made me think of eXistenZ with a “hotter chick” and its plugged into her belly not her back lol

Highland where would you plug it in? the other recepticles I’d want to keep open for use.

The way i play it, i don’t even need the controller

oh and anyone know who she is? I think she’s really beautiful

mmmm robot sex mm….

↓↘→ B

Typical. Women get a simple joystick with no buttons necessary for easy control, and men have to struggle through figuring out about 10 buttons, 2 knobs, and no doubt a couple of hair triggers.

I guess I would just try Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right BA Start. If that didn’t work, I would just go get a beer.

Highland beat me to it, but nobody is right.

does it come with a reboot button for when it starts to nag.. erhm i mean lag too much?

What? No wireless?

Where do you put the disc?

hum… wired. why..the f*ck?

That´s exactly what I was thinking too:D

That’s MY sexbox….and her name is Sony!

there’s a simpler cheat code: unplug controller, strip woman, rape.

Feh, watch it follow classic design, and you have to keep buying ‘accessories’ to keep it acting the way you want…. flowers, chocolates, jewelry….. and if you want to try multiplay (ie 3way), well, I hope your credit rating is good…..

You guys do know what this image stands for, right? It’s ‘Plug and Play’

If only that were true of all women…

Fake. The controller will be wireless.

i can’t wait to see where i insert the disks

She’s obviously airbrushed very heavily. Not sure she’s all that in person.

Oh, please. You’re all a bunch of noobs. You wouldn’t even know how to hit the button to get it to respond.

Amen, brother.

After Sony’s software update which disables linux support on the PS3, I was going to boycott the PS4. This will change my mind. I’ll buy two.

Looks high maintenance…

No, if it was plugged into the other one, she’d shut off every time you wanted to…

She could be real, just covered in a nice sheen of oil to give her that shiny look.

From Chobits, I’d assume the button is somewhere in the nether regions…

Honestly this plataform sucks! It takes the fun out of sex and takes the fun out of playing! I don’t want to use a controller to have fun with a girl! And you can only play the same game! I wonder if the ending is always the same…

Yes. “Happy Ending.”
**SPLORT!**

I think it’s called The Netherlands.

I still have no idea how to play this game.

That’s because the rules change constantly and there is no manual. Sometimes you can use cheat codes, but the consequences for using them are often too severe to make them worthwhile.

I think you spelled that last word wrong. =)

This is one of those games that will keep you up all night.
I love it.

holy fish… you just converted me from a 360 fanatic to a sony lover…

Quick, someone enter the Konami code!

No, but it does become a Terminator once a month.

I wnder what Microsoft will think of to keep the X in XBox…

Imagine playing it ‘two player’ – haha hahahahha!

Maybe there will be some 4-players coop mode!

Just Like MegaTokyo said!

funniest ever

damn, i want one )

No two-player (only one navel per console), but it may just revive the now-defunct “System Link” multiplayer setup.

may not know where the discs go but I know where something else goes

Ooooohh I hope THIS comes with vibrating features

Damn she`s not even wirless

id like to plug in my cord….

What a horrible place to put the controller port. Why don’t they put it somewhere where it won’t get in the way, like the face?

Now, Where to I put the disc…

Is there a reset button? The idea of having a virgin for each game is enticing!!!!!!!!!!! how about warranteee?

Agreed. And don’t feel bad about being a perv. The first step is acceptance. XD

Dude !!! why ???
True gamers know that it is actually called the GAY STATION.
So you wont get anything from this model – only your girlfriend will.
Unless this is the tranny model of course

I always knew the japanese were behind skynet, but I never thought they were so hot.

Anyone know the cheat codes for this? Oh, that’s right… it’s called ‘money’.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

see and here i bet there still isnt a mute button

Super