Make Your Own Pasties!

It’s all fun and games until it’s time to remove them.

Nice bra

I don’t see why the fun and the games have to stop there.
On contrary, I’d say the fun is really getting started at that point *grins*
(And no, it won’t hurt her nipples, just make sure it’s wet and all will be fine)

This would be hawt if she had tits…

Lol, so today is ‘make your own pasties day’ AND my birthday? Awesome. (now I have a party game!)

Those are decent handfuls! Any more than that is just like extra frosting, nice but not neccessary. And her arms are back a little bit so the girls are a little more flattened than usual. Plus the face and everything else visible is above average.

I think she’s quite adorable.

I agree with the extra frosting comment. I think her boobs are quite nice, but I prefer a bit more frosting on the cupcakes I devour. The more the better, as long as it’s “home made”, not “store bought”.

Totally disagree on the extra frosting bit…the more the merrier; however, regarding her chest…looks perfect sized to me!

Nah, tha dawg has it right. Look, I like all shapes and sizes, and hers are certainly adequate, but they’re a bit on the diminutive side.

Would love to bite into those sexy shoulders.

On a scale of 1-10, it looks like her breasts have already been rated and labeled….5.5.

Is it just me, or does it look like she has some more labels under the water?

Big tits just get in the way, they are just nice to look at. The chick in the pic is def hawt.

xzor has heard that before… it won’t hurt… just make sure it’s wet and all will be fine!

If big tits get in the way then your not trying hard enough!!!

On my fruitless grammar and language crusade.

If anyone feels the need to send in their homemade pasties pics, I’d be more than happy to post them! And if I don’t receive any pasties photos, then you’ll have to see me wearing pasties…

Commas should be placed carefully, not arbitrarily.

Alt text:
And I made my own pasties, and I am wearing them right now!

That is technically correct, but it makes you sound like Borg.
Use contractions!

…and I’M wearing…

Ah, yes, it’s my birthday, and sharing a date with this holiday is better than any present I’ve ever gotten.

Those are tiny but I’ll be forever grateful for the many girls like this one being easily impressed, moistened even, that idiotic social spangles like me are in bands.

Shutup, you’re ruining, my moment with, pastie girl,

Wow, that’s great beer.

actualy that would be an 11 (5.5 + 5.5)

wink wink

Another thing for me to celebrate on my birthday. National Pastie Day!

I have got to get me a set of those. And the beer labels, too.

Guys, guys. Think here. If we don’t send in pictures, we can see what Joe really looks like. I hereby petition to see Joe. (Fully clothed is preferred)

As if you ever get to see any outside the porn you watch…

A contraction at the beginning of a sentence needs a comma after it.

Also it is not required for if/then statements to use a comma between the if and then. Plus you missed a the point of the ellipses. But, I do appreciate the correction in the first sentence. As for the alt text, I hate typing in ASCII. P.S. there are two commas missing in this comment. P.P.S. I love trolling.

Yeah, she definitely needs bigger tits. Those are ridiculously small. She looks hot, otherwise.

Yep, she’s cool.

I would like it better if the labels weren’t covering quite so much.

They say only the first inch hurts with anal, so if you just jam that part in real fast then the rest can’t hurt, right? While we’re on the topic of things hurting, that is

I wonder if she has the rest of that six pack to share

<– gets Sarge some implants, but doesn't think they look quite right. "Did I waste my money?"

A thing or two of beauty is a joy forever

Birthday buddies! April 13th forever! Woo!

Small breasted women make better lovers.

It was a case. The three of us can split the rest.

For once the East German judge and the West German judge agree. You have to average the two ratings, not add them together.

I likem, I likem long time, Get the sticky!!!!!

OH MY GOD! THE ONE HAS APPEARED!

I think he is making an allusion to her having two of them … .

Yep brace yourselves, we’ ll be agents soon, damn.

“And, if I don’t receive any pasties photos then you’ll have to see me wearing pasties…this is a threat.”

do it faggot

Yeah, never get to see my wife’s….Love how internet anonymity makes people brave.

LOL yeah cuz it took such bravery for him to say that? LOL your so badass.

Lame. Pointing out grammar to people is so 2004

A little gentle steam exposure should make it easier to get those off.

Or maybe if she got real sweaty, that would weaken the adhesive. Yes. I could help with that.

Contractions are merely colloquial, though hugely popular. And it *is* better to avoid contractions if you *are* wanting to be emphatic.

Use Post-It notes instead – peek-a-boo pasties!

Doh! Beer!

Those are perfect breasts. Some may think differently, but those some are completely wrong.

LOLWTF, Trinity?

I’d take a small breasted beauty that puts out daily over a over a boobalicious babe that doesn’t.

This babe if fine. If she has the right attitude (and from the looks of things, she does!), she’s a keeper.

when’s “make your own panties” day?

…i love beer even more now…

Die in a fire. People who look at women with perfectly nice b-cup breasts and say things like “would be nice if she had tits” or “so sad she never developed breasts” just need to go rot in Hell. Small tits ROCK. Big boobs are nice too mind you, but don’t disrespect small-breasted women because small boobs are wonderful.

Idiot. Not all breasts are like the ones you see in porn.

She should have some tits first in order to try and cover them.

I guess she ran out of bandaids for those mosquito bites…

Like I told my wife, anal doesn’t hurt at all, it feels *great*!

So, how do you know it doesn’t hurt? Spend some time in prison, did you?

Those aren’t B-cup. They’re A-cup. They look good to me, but could stand to be a bit bigger.

Noop, I’ve dated a couple of a-cup women and one aa, and this young lady’s a small b. Measure around the fullest part of the breast, then around the chest just below the boobs, and subtract. A two-inch difference is a b cup. This is not less than that.

I found Joe!
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/joeolk.jpg

That’s not retarded looking. He’s actually kind of cute in a geek-bear kind of way.

Cool, I coulda seen him clothed before I saw im half naked…too bad I didn’t come back and check till now…