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Make Your Own Pasties!

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That’s right! April 13th is Make Your Own Pasties Day!!!
If anyone feels the need to send in their homemade pasties pics I’d be more than happy to post them! And, if I don’t receive any pasties photos then you’ll have to see me wearing pasties…this is a threat.
Your move, interwebs.

P.S. If you would like inspiration in crafting your own pasties check out The AntiCraft.

Favorite CommentTsubashi: Guys, guys. Think here. If we don’t send in pictures, we can see what Joe really looks like. I hereby petition to see Joe. (Fully clothed is preferred)

Well, if i was fully clothed it wouldn’t be a threat; also there are a few pictures of me out there.
Hints: Riverfront Times, and It Made My Day (and yes I’m pretty retarded looking.)

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  • xzor

    It’s all fun and games until it’s time to remove them.

  • Lurch

    Nice bra

  • Vincent

    I don’t see why the fun and the games have to stop there.
    On contrary, I’d say the fun is really getting started at that point *grins*
    (And no, it won’t hurt her nipples, just make sure it’s wet and all will be fine)

  • Dogg

    This would be hawt if she had tits…

  • Monday’s Child

    Lol, so today is ‘make your own pasties day’ AND my birthday? Awesome. (now I have a party game!)

  • Matthew

    Those are decent handfuls! Any more than that is just like extra frosting, nice but not neccessary. And her arms are back a little bit so the girls are a little more flattened than usual. Plus the face and everything else visible is above average.

  • Mortis

    I think she’s quite adorable.

  • Clovekitten

    I agree with the extra frosting comment. I think her boobs are quite nice, but I prefer a bit more frosting on the cupcakes I devour. The more the better, as long as it’s “home made”, not “store bought”.

  • Steve

    Totally disagree on the extra frosting bit…the more the merrier; however, regarding her chest…looks perfect sized to me!

  • CannedToo

    Nah, tha dawg has it right. Look, I like all shapes and sizes, and hers are certainly adequate, but they’re a bit on the diminutive side.

  • CannedToo

    Would love to bite into those sexy shoulders.

  • CannedToo

    On a scale of 1-10, it looks like her breasts have already been rated and labeled….5.5.

  • CannedToo

    Is it just me, or does it look like she has some more labels under the water?

  • Noobgonewild

    Big tits just get in the way, they are just nice to look at. The chick in the pic is def hawt.

  • Joebama

    xzor has heard that before… it won’t hurt… just make sure it’s wet and all will be fine!

  • shane

    If big tits get in the way then your not trying hard enough!!!

  • Max

    On my fruitless grammar and language crusade.

    If anyone feels the need to send in their homemade pasties pics, I’d be more than happy to post them! And if I don’t receive any pasties photos, then you’ll have to see me wearing pasties…

    Commas should be placed carefully, not arbitrarily.

    Alt text:
    And I made my own pasties, and I am wearing them right now!

    That is technically correct, but it makes you sound like Borg.
    Use contractions!

    …and I’M wearing…

  • John

    Ah, yes, it’s my birthday, and sharing a date with this holiday is better than any present I’ve ever gotten.

  • Flynn

    Those are tiny but I’ll be forever grateful for the many girls like this one being easily impressed, moistened even, that idiotic social spangles like me are in bands.

  • Bill

    Shutup, you’re ruining, my moment with, pastie girl,

  • gplongwood

    Wow, that’s great beer.

  • popa

    actualy that would be an 11 (5.5 + 5.5)

    wink wink

  • trickflip1

    Another thing for me to celebrate on my birthday. National Pastie Day!

  • Sarge

    I have got to get me a set of those. And the beer labels, too.

  • Tsubashi

    Guys, guys. Think here. If we don’t send in pictures, we can see what Joe really looks like. I hereby petition to see Joe. (Fully clothed is preferred)

  • KaBooM

    As if you ever get to see any outside the porn you watch…

  • http://ichcjose.wordpress.com Joe Hawtness

    A contraction at the beginning of a sentence needs a comma after it.

  • http://ichcjose.wordpress.com Joe Hawtness

    Also it is not required for if/then statements to use a comma between the if and then. Plus you missed a the point of the ellipses. But, I do appreciate the correction in the first sentence. As for the alt text, I hate typing in ASCII. P.S. there are two commas missing in this comment. P.P.S. I love trolling.

  • Canman

    Yeah, she definitely needs bigger tits. Those are ridiculously small. She looks hot, otherwise.

  • Datflx

    Yep, she’s cool.

  • Jimmy

    I would like it better if the labels weren’t covering quite so much.

  • A Random Pooka

    They say only the first inch hurts with anal, so if you just jam that part in real fast then the rest can’t hurt, right? While we’re on the topic of things hurting, that is

  • A Random Pooka

    I wonder if she has the rest of that six pack to share

  • A Random Pooka

    <– gets Sarge some implants, but doesn't think they look quite right. "Did I waste my money?"

  • Kurt

    A thing or two of beauty is a joy forever

  • Monday’s Child

    Birthday buddies! April 13th forever! Woo!

  • Sparkmeister

    Small breasted women make better lovers.

  • CannedToo

    It was a case. The three of us can split the rest.

  • CannedToo

    For once the East German judge and the West German judge agree. You have to average the two ratings, not add them together.

  • exnihil

    I likem, I likem long time, Get the sticky!!!!!

  • MCvJJ

    OH MY GOD! THE ONE HAS APPEARED!

  • Neomusashi

    I think he is making an allusion to her having two of them … .

  • Neomusashi

    Yep brace yourselves, we’ ll be agents soon, damn.

  • anon

    “And, if I don’t receive any pasties photos then you’ll have to see me wearing pasties…this is a threat.”

    do it faggot

  • Dogg

    Yeah, never get to see my wife’s….Love how internet anonymity makes people brave.

  • lol

    LOL yeah cuz it took such bravery for him to say that? LOL your so badass.

  • lol

    Lame. Pointing out grammar to people is so 2004

  • J

    A little gentle steam exposure should make it easier to get those off.

  • J

    Or maybe if she got real sweaty, that would weaken the adhesive. Yes. I could help with that.

  • http://paperorplastic.comicgenesis.com Astragali

    Contractions are merely colloquial, though hugely popular. And it *is* better to avoid contractions if you *are* wanting to be emphatic.

  • http://paperorplastic.comicgenesis.com Astragali

    Use Post-It notes instead – peek-a-boo pasties! :)

  • H.J.S.

    Doh! Beer!

  • Zero

    Those are perfect breasts. Some may think differently, but those some are completely wrong.

  • uLoop

    LOLWTF, Trinity?

  • rdh

    I’d take a small breasted beauty that puts out daily over a over a boobalicious babe that doesn’t.

    This babe if fine. If she has the right attitude (and from the looks of things, she does!), she’s a keeper.

  • The Unpleasant Saytr

    when’s “make your own panties” day?

  • mastarboomar

    …i love beer even more now…

  • forge

    Die in a fire. People who look at women with perfectly nice b-cup breasts and say things like “would be nice if she had tits” or “so sad she never developed breasts” just need to go rot in Hell. Small tits ROCK. Big boobs are nice too mind you, but don’t disrespect small-breasted women because small boobs are wonderful.

  • forge

    Idiot. Not all breasts are like the ones you see in porn.

  • Courtney

    She should have some tits first in order to try and cover them.

  • G

    I guess she ran out of bandaids for those mosquito bites…

  • Nick

    Like I told my wife, anal doesn’t hurt at all, it feels *great*!

  • CannedToo

    So, how do you know it doesn’t hurt? Spend some time in prison, did you?

  • CannedToo

    Those aren’t B-cup. They’re A-cup. They look good to me, but could stand to be a bit bigger.

  • forge

    Noop, I’ve dated a couple of a-cup women and one aa, and this young lady’s a small b. Measure around the fullest part of the breast, then around the chest just below the boobs, and subtract. A two-inch difference is a b cup. This is not less than that.

  • Anon
  • Twolly

    That’s not retarded looking. He’s actually kind of cute in a geek-bear kind of way.

  • Tsubashi

    Cool, I coulda seen him clothed before I saw im half naked…too bad I didn’t come back and check till now…

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