WTF Friday: Sexy, Sexy Atlas!

The G-Spot, even some women need help finding it!

I bet she’s looking at Italy

She’s probably looking at the Eiffel Tower and wondering how much of it she can get in.

Are you 100% certain that that’s not a guy?

clearly it’s “Big Ben”

She has a foot fetish then?

Yuck. That could easily be a dude.

Gawd, looks like a right skank!

idd i was looking at the hands etc for clues but i’m still not sure if its male or female….defo not hawt imo.

If you’re having trouble wondering if this is a girl (it is) then keep the hell away from Thailand. Your head would probably implode.

When a dude’s balls itch, he’s gotta scratch em.

I think no dude, look a the fingers. Do male fingers look like this? Even mine look different and I’m a slim person.

Looks like a pasty dude. If it’s a chick…. .

My comment was “BARF”. (This software doesn’t like angle brackets, I guess.)

i’ts obviously a girl i bet, (kinda horney this days D:)

Nah, you have it all wrong; she’s obviously looking at a picture of the state of Florida!

The greater and less than signs here make the forum see it as an html command.

The most WTF thing about this picture is, “Who still uses film?”

Surely stop at the temple picture in India…

If you all are going to come here to obsess over guys, you are choosing the wrong website. There are much better places to find pictures of hot men. Here’s one:
http://www.jellyfishswimwear.com/_catalog_60514/Full_Collection
Go there, you’ll be happier for it.

Was thinking the same thing. and because of that really considering not coming here until this thing moved on to page 2.

But then again, what if the next pic is a really really really really hot chick?

I was wondering where the WTF Hawtness site with men on it was

Wearing panties?

Agreed. Must be OLD, or a verrrry fancy camera.

Khajuraho wouldn’t be in that atlas. It says Europe at the bottom.

Y’all are gay.

Real women + OLD film + Large atlas to disrupt perception = dude? nah. That’s Female. Or maybe I’m just the only guy who enjoys going down on women and can verify from that angle.

You and me baby are just a couple of mammals! Let’s do it like they do it on the Discovery channel!

Look at the fingernails. Definitely a chick. That and the fact that the musculature of her arms is definitely feminine. But I notice odd things about girls, so whatever.

She must be looking at a topographical map. Her stomach is rippled like the rolling hills of Burgandy.

*Burgundy—I knew it didn’t look right.

Silly girl. The National Geographic magazine has the naked people in it, not the Atlas.

There’s a PINK cushion under her head. I’d say that rules out guys, unless VERY seriously gay.

There really should be one!

Wtf indeed… Who still uses a paper version atlas nowadays anyways?!?

Lol – you guys jerking off looking at a skinny guy playing with him self hidding his face behind a book – could even be a tranny!

If you have to look for fine details to prove someone is really a chick and not a dude, then STAY AWAY from that chick/dude!

If you’re calling her fat, I’m hoping that you never, ever see a real woman naked.

Hard to tell if s/he’s fat or not. But she/he sure lacks any muscle tone.

I bet she is imagining a three way between Norway, Italy, and Florida. “Oh yea, Norway, complain about how cold it gets in the winter. Hmm, Florida, you nasty state, I bet you are so humid right now. And Italy, you are so historically empirical, I am sure you know how to take what you want . . . “

Not calling her fat at all. Don’t those belly bumps bother you though? Don’t they look like rolling hills?

And shaven legs don’t suggest that?

The pink cat in the back right of “IT” makes me believe it is a Girl.

You mean she’s not looking at Djibouti?

Um, there’s a book resting there. And shadows. Apparently reality needs to be photoshopped away before something is hot.

Whatever page she is on, it is clearly some very steamy hardcore geography.

[I can't believe nobody else has said that already]

I know, right? It’s like, how am I supposed to maintain the fiction of my heterosexuality when people aren’t strongly gendered enough?
I DON’T KNOW IF THIS MAKES ME GAY!!!
*sob*

Absolutely. You might catch the gay.
Stay straight, my brothers. Constant vigilance!

Women have organs. They keep them in the abdomen. I’d be more bothered if they went away.

It have to be Bangkok

Obviously she is looking at a map o’ tassie (sorry that one’s just for the Australians).

The perfect kodak moment.
I personally can’t believe no one has picked up on that one yet

Saw the Bering sea.
Thought of Crab Fishing.
Felt a Freudian itch.

Don’t those belly bumps bother you though?

Bumps are attractive, that’s how you know you’re looking at a human being rather than an airbrushed photo of a model made even more artificial by bulemia and plastic surgery.

Looks like a very young, femmy gay boy I knew in highschool

Florida? But that’s America’s wang!

Strangely enough, I own this very atlas. And yeah, there are boobs in it. Everyone knows National Geographic is just softcore porn…

So for the record, this is what lesbians did for their fix before teh interwebs; NatGeo and underwear ads. Just like most boys did.

I have a bad habit of picking my nose when flip’n thru Nat geo mag’s. Don’t get confused, just picking, not eating

Sorry……

.. it’s a guy. just sayin’ cuz, yanno, wimmins don’t read NG.

She cums from the land down under…or maps of it anyway.

Yes, we’re sure it’s not a guy… http://donarita.deviantart.com/art/O-GRANDE-ATLAS-126631665

And here’s her gallery
http://donarita.deviantart.com/gallery/

Shoes probably

I see England, I see France, umm… Your hand is in your underpants?

And you’ve seen this femme gay dude pantsless from the waist down?

Choose this one joe, fucking tie my shoe people

WIN

I know what causes them. I’m just saying it looks weird. Not ugly, not like fat, just weird. Maybe lack of a belly button to define ONE of those hills does too.

Oooooooooooo never knew deviantart has these on there!