He Is A Chess Master..bater. Get It?

FIRST!!!!!! That old chick has a BIG ass!

Strip chess?

NIce dimples! Love the stockings too.

In before some worthless asshole complains about the size of her (very nice) butt….

strip-chess ?

Strip Chess, my new favourite game!!!

I really hope you are wrong and no one complains about her butt. Butts are supposed to be rounded and peachy and, most importantly, comfortable for the owner of said butt to sit on lol.

In all seriousness tho she has a wonderful bum. I don’t personally think it looks that big but its more of the angle of the camera and her position which makes it look bigger than it is.

I’ve got just one word for this: SPANK BANK!!

Great ASS. Must also be a very nice view from the front with the sheer top.

1. Nice butt

2. Dude looks like Bill Murray.

3. Alt text: King takes Porn.

I’m calling shopped on this one. Its obvious that both white bishops are on black squares.

Oh I LOVE Strip-chess!!

#2 and #3 prolly love kim kardashian (or however it’s spelt), too. not everybody loves jiggly plumpers, though. yes, i deny!

anyway, that guy in the picture, and where’s he’s looking, looks more like a chest lubricator, anyway.

/me hopes he’s a grandmaster, otherwise this strip chess will go quickly downhill from its current altitude …

I would definitely do her. Gives me a chubby thinking about it.

Call me old fashioned, but I love good butt dimples.

ha! my first thought aswell.

I love the dimples, too.

I didn’t know Bill Murray played chess

Very nice posterior, but I am definitely not impressed by what I can see of her face…

she has a big butt and that is excellent.

She may not look that impressive in the face, But I would like to find out if she is a tube steak terror.

I bet he polishes his bishop tonight.

Yes! strip chess!
Can I play too?

I wonder who’s winning?

She was young when the begun strip-chess!

“NO FAIR, eyes on the game asshole.”

“Are you kidding Me? That IS the game!”

Grayscale, and completely posed nature of the pic wasn’t a giveaway?

You can’t see her face from behind.

Btw, you fail the gaytest for even noticing her face… (Yes I did too and it IS hideously ugly, but it’s more fun to pick at ya)

No wonder she always wins!! But i will always ask for a rematch

Old fashioned.

Her face is not so bad from what I can see. Just bad hair and weird angle. Besides with a bum like that I didn’t even check until someone complained.

One sweet ass.

i see 2 words

Too late…

Only one word for this: Magic Darts!

you can play the winner…

I’m a bisexual female, so I don’t have tunnel vision when a nice ass is involved. And…a girl’s face is just as important as her body to me.

But don’t worry, I don’t mind being picked on

We commentators are always here to ruin your fantasies.

Granted, I’m still sad about that Mass Effect pic a few pages back…I totally thought it was twins until I read the comments :’(

Looks more like Kevin Kline.

I don’t think it’s true about female bisexuals, but with male bisexuals, I think they’re just gay men who don’t want to admit it. Thoughts?

Thoughts? I think that’s insulting bisexual people (I was bicurious for a long time. I don’t care right now since I’m in a relationship with a woman, but if we split up, I’ll go back to wondering).

I love sacroiliac dimples. That is a very very nice bottom. It only looks big because she’s got her back arched so hard, give it a rest people. In fact, rest it right on that ass.

the male bisexuals I have known were open about it, and basically man-whores, so I don’t agree with the “in-the-closet gay men” theory.

female bisexuals vary a lot more, for instance- I am more attracted to girls physically, but I prefer relationships with guys because there is WAY less drama and I get along with guys better.

What a master bait you gave us to get the joke…

Do you close your eyes and picture Ryan Seacrest when you’re making love to her?

I never said in-the-closet, just gay.

No. I don’t. This is because a) we’re not at that stage in the relationship, b) I don’t know who Ryan Seacrest is and c) why the hell would I want to?

I dunno, he’s some teen idol kinda thing. Does Johnny Depp work better for you? All I’m getting at is this…when you’re making love to a woman, do you think of a man?

A) and c) still apply. I was bi-curious. That doesn’t mean gay. That means I’m curious about bisexuality. And, as you’d have noticed if you’d bothered to read, I don’t care right now. Bi-curious means that I KNOW I am attracted to women, but I’m curious to see if I like men as well. Since I have a lovely girlfriend right now, I don’t care if I’m also attracted to men as well. Why would I?

Face D3 to Ass E4 checkmate!

somebody get me a mop! That is a Phat ass son!

Wouldn’t this count as cheating?

Interesting distraction technique, but it would be more effective if her seat was turned around…

Wait, they started with 16 pieces each? And there are a lot of them left.
How did it start and where will it end???

i often see my pictures in the web all over the world without my copyright … so i think you should very fast contact me!
Johannes Barthelmes

Chess players ale well known for their concentration