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He Is A Chess Master..bater. Get It?

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Favorite CommentPunisher: I didn’t know Bill Murray played chess

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  • Firstisbest

    FIRST!!!!!! That old chick has a BIG ass!

  • Incidental observer

    Strip chess?

  • Joe

    NIce dimples! Love the stockings too.

  • slan agat

    In before some worthless asshole complains about the size of her (very nice) butt….

  • Wazz

    strip-chess ?

  • William

    Strip Chess, my new favourite game!!!

  • monnanon

    I really hope you are wrong and no one complains about her butt. Butts are supposed to be rounded and peachy and, most importantly, comfortable for the owner of said butt to sit on lol.

    In all seriousness tho she has a wonderful bum. I don’t personally think it looks that big but its more of the angle of the camera and her position which makes it look bigger than it is.

  • Mustachio

    I’ve got just one word for this: SPANK BANK!!

  • highland

    Great ASS. Must also be a very nice view from the front with the sheer top.

  • http://er? The Narrator

    1. Nice butt

    2. Dude looks like Bill Murray.

    3. Alt text: King takes Porn.

  • Michael Kaufman

    I’m calling shopped on this one. Its obvious that both white bishops are on black squares.

  • Bird

    Oh I LOVE Strip-chess!!

  • moogie

    #2 and #3 prolly love kim kardashian (or however it’s spelt), too. not everybody loves jiggly plumpers, though. yes, i deny!

    anyway, that guy in the picture, and where’s he’s looking, looks more like a chest lubricator, anyway.

  • dijjnn

    /me hopes he’s a grandmaster, otherwise this strip chess will go quickly downhill from its current altitude …

  • Sparkmeister

    I would definitely do her. Gives me a chubby thinking about it.

  • Mortis

    Call me old fashioned, but I love good butt dimples.

  • carnifex

    ha! my first thought aswell.

  • bubba

    I love the dimples, too.

  • http://www.myspace.com/banageddon Punisher

    I didn’t know Bill Murray played chess

  • ekahnicole

    Very nice posterior, but I am definitely not impressed by what I can see of her face…

  • dp

    she has a big butt and that is excellent.

  • Sparkmeister

    She may not look that impressive in the face, But I would like to find out if she is a tube steak terror.

  • CannedToo

    I bet he polishes his bishop tonight.

  • http://www.volny.cz/tprentis =8)-DX

    Yes! strip chess!
    Can I play too?

  • dwight

    I wonder who’s winning?

  • Your innerself

    She was young when the begun strip-chess!

  • Ghoulina

    “NO FAIR, eyes on the game asshole.”

    “Are you kidding Me? That IS the game!”

  • Loki

    Grayscale, and completely posed nature of the pic wasn’t a giveaway?

  • Loki

    You can’t see her face from behind.

  • Loki

    Btw, you fail the gaytest for even noticing her face… (Yes I did too and it IS hideously ugly, but it’s more fun to pick at ya)

  • Zack

    No wonder she always wins!! But i will always ask for a rematch

  • master baiter

    Old fashioned.

  • RC

    Her face is not so bad from what I can see. Just bad hair and weird angle. Besides with a bum like that I didn’t even check until someone complained.

  • TOMMY

    One sweet ass.

  • leo

    i see 2 words

  • Xenon

    Too late…

  • Xenon

    Only one word for this: Magic Darts!

  • http://ichcjose.wordpress.com Joe Hawtness

    you can play the winner…

  • ekahnicole

    I’m a bisexual female, so I don’t have tunnel vision when a nice ass is involved. And…a girl’s face is just as important as her body to me.

    But don’t worry, I don’t mind being picked on :P

  • ekahnicole

    We commentators are always here to ruin your fantasies.

    Granted, I’m still sad about that Mass Effect pic a few pages back…I totally thought it was twins until I read the comments :’(

  • CannedToo

    Looks more like Kevin Kline.

  • CannedToo

    I don’t think it’s true about female bisexuals, but with male bisexuals, I think they’re just gay men who don’t want to admit it. Thoughts?

  • Xenon

    Thoughts? I think that’s insulting bisexual people (I was bicurious for a long time. I don’t care right now since I’m in a relationship with a woman, but if we split up, I’ll go back to wondering).

  • forge

    I love sacroiliac dimples. That is a very very nice bottom. It only looks big because she’s got her back arched so hard, give it a rest people. In fact, rest it right on that ass.

  • ekahnicole

    the male bisexuals I have known were open about it, and basically man-whores, so I don’t agree with the “in-the-closet gay men” theory.

    female bisexuals vary a lot more, for instance- I am more attracted to girls physically, but I prefer relationships with guys because there is WAY less drama and I get along with guys better.

  • Me

    What a master bait you gave us to get the joke…

  • CannedToo

    Do you close your eyes and picture Ryan Seacrest when you’re making love to her?

  • CannedToo

    I never said in-the-closet, just gay.

  • Xenon

    No. I don’t. This is because a) we’re not at that stage in the relationship, b) I don’t know who Ryan Seacrest is and c) why the hell would I want to?

  • CannedToo

    I dunno, he’s some teen idol kinda thing. Does Johnny Depp work better for you? All I’m getting at is this…when you’re making love to a woman, do you think of a man?

  • Xenon

    A) and c) still apply. I was bi-curious. That doesn’t mean gay. That means I’m curious about bisexuality. And, as you’d have noticed if you’d bothered to read, I don’t care right now. Bi-curious means that I KNOW I am attracted to women, but I’m curious to see if I like men as well. Since I have a lovely girlfriend right now, I don’t care if I’m also attracted to men as well. Why would I?

  • R0bot_Egg

    Face D3 to Ass E4 checkmate!

  • Blast from the past

    somebody get me a mop! That is a Phat ass son!

  • http://boxtop.freehostia.com Boxtop

    Wouldn’t this count as cheating?

  • Chris

    Interesting distraction technique, but it would be more effective if her seat was turned around… :)

  • aphexZero

    Wait, they started with 16 pieces each? And there are a lot of them left.
    How did it start and where will it end???

  • http://www.johannes-barthelmes.net Johannes Barthelmes

    i often see my pictures in the web all over the world without my copyright … so i think you should very fast contact me!
    Johannes Barthelmes

  • Vajgl

    Chess players ale well known for their concentration

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