The Time Has Come

That second photo looks like it’s of a mannequin.

Danm they are fugly!

In spite of the obvious attempt to look hawt, I’m just not feeling the first three.

Regarding the brunette, I keep hearing the Charlie’s Angels theme. Not the movie, but from the origional show…

Those first three look like they’ve had a LOT of work done–and they can’t be described as “hawt”, they’re damn ugly.

As Peter said: “Damn, they are fugly!”….Yes, they are…I guess that is WHY the have to have big boobs…so that you won’t notice their face!! eek!

Boobs couldn’t look more artificial if they were made of plastic

There’s something seriously wrong with the second picture chick’s rack.

I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed, but none of them really so sexy that I am jumping up and down with excitement. At least not in the first photo.

Are these Pre-Op or Post-Op Pictures?!???
I’m not a professional with trannys…not lookin to be either. But i do know they are NOT true women….
**Shudders** (I just threw up a lil in my mouth)

Um… no. The first three are just a bit scary looking and the second photo is a great example of fake-boob-fail.

OH MY GOD!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MIDDLE GIRL’S FACE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I would. The three pink ones aren’t welcome. The waitress is welcome, but the pink ones definitely not.

Y’know, until you guys mentioned it, I hadn’t even looked above the neck on the first pic, or below the neck on the second.

Thanks. Not. You spoiled both. Just for that, I’m voting YES. And we’re winning at the moment, too…

The left-most one could be your brother. Ladies, do pasties itch after a while? They sure seem like they would.

“The time has come,” the Walrus said. “To talk of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings.”

And definitely NOT of these women. With the possible exception of the one on the right in the top photo. The one in the background. We can’t see her body, so she might be hot. The rest are just .. BLAH. Would rather see a big hairy guy in pasties.

Honestly I voted jesus christ etc. just because it was the most fun option. In retrospect yes would probably have been the more fun option, if not the most interesting.

If hello kitty really looked like the chick in the middle, Im sure we’d all want to fuck the shit out of her >.>

The first pic: Hello Titty!

Yeah. Both of these photos are good examples of fake boob fails and not much else.

it was after this coment i really payedatention to the second pic lol. Damn those bobbs look weeird :S

Nice job, Joe. Given the comments already, you’d probably get more thumbs-up than these… uh, creatures. Although I’m kind of wondering what the top pictures is from: a bachelorette party, or a Hello Kitty Intimates party, or some other party that I wasn’t invited. I could never get that kind of even bake, I mean, tan.

I think the top pic is from a Playboy Mansion party.

I hate fake boobs… fake noses, fake people… god damn it… where do we live!!!!

nah but i think the plastic to brains ratio is just about the same

She’s a MAID, not a waitress

The 3 in the top picture look like they share half a brain.

Yeah, well, there’s a recurve in breasts with implants because the implants are not actually attached to the ribcage, and therefore are separately affected by gravity, and have that recurve. Plus, some hack tried to retouch it, and just made things worse.

the 3 girls faces are in dire need to powder their noses

In your panties at my place,…this saturday night
Ill supply the alcohol,..
-=+>xXx<+=-

I guarantee I wouldn’t be in that line

I only voted yes just to see your mom’s basement… I mean your underground lair of darkness. Try to get the mini-fridge in the background.

omg i agree. those are some fugly chicks. the one in the middle has a fucking terrible nose job. and terrifying boobs. ill never understand the appeal of implants that size… they’re what has been described as “clown boobs.”

you… had a disturbing thought.

seriously I KNOW!!! you go to all the trouble the give yourself a cyborg body and then cant bother to put a little powder on at a party?

She could be many things. It just depends what you pay her to do.

I think they’re all post-op pictures.

Yup. They’re all a train wreck…with the exception of the chunky girl on the right. She may be a little big (no, not fat), but she has a pretty face, and although it’s hard to tell with that getup, but her breasts are potentially real—they look as though they might be possible for her proportions.

Right, so, joining the chorus, the first pic are three women who think that having giant ugly plastic boobs can compensate for having a face like a horse’s patoot. I hate to say that about anyone but these women, these are NOT pretty women. On the other hand the woman in the second pic has a GORGEOUS face, such bone structure OMG, and the hands and the waist-to-hip ratio say no, that’s not anyone who was formerly a boy, but what the F*CK did she do to her chest? She looks like she *literally* cut a ball in half and glued the halves to her front. Maybe she’s shy and didn’t want to show her real boobs. Or something. But oh my GOD that’s NOT a good look.

So Joe, if you are in pasties, and you are as hairy as you claim, can you also put up a video clip of you removing them?
I voted “Yes” btw

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Possibly…

Yah but the Goddess Jaclyn Smith would as soon chop off her legs as get ugly plastic boobs taped to her chest.

A pasty is delicious, sure, but sexy? WTF are you on?

I think I might be mentally disturbed now.

In the first pic you have what appear to be Snooki cosplayers, two of whom have the “OMG my tit size must match my head size!” thing going on. In the second, you have a girl who really got ripped off by her surgeon–her boob job is obvious and terrible. Boobs should not look lumpy.

Hey, the “yes” won yet no pastie picture? What gives?

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