WTF Friday: Oh No! My Teleporter Experiment Went Horribly Wrong!

FIRST!!!

I was just about to question the title “wait, how did it go horribly wrong? This would have been pretty dam awesome.” and then it clicked…

oh no! where do I put it… oh wait she has 2 mouths so we’re good

I have got. to find. the other one!

Ok, so you feed them, and then what?

And then you get the beginning of 2girls1cup..

Double your pleasure, double your fun!

If 2 upper bodies have teleported here, then where are the lower ones?

OH LOOK!

I just found the other halfs!

http://pinoypowerplay.vox.com/library/photo/6a01101843ad46860f011016b0815c860d.html

I’ll take em!

“I teleported home one night with Ron and Sid and Meg,
Ron stole Meggie’s heart away, and I got Sidney’s leg.” – Douglas Adams

This site is becoming Friday FAIL! Pictures sucketh beyond all other days prior/

At least you don’t have to worry about babies. One hopes.
Nice WTF on this one. Bollocks to anyone not liking it just because they can’t wank to it.

Somewhere there is a very pleased vulcan on the teleport deck .

hmmmm,…this could be interesting,…warped but interesting
-=+>xXx<+=-

What, no ‘Shopped!’ comment yet?

Somewhere in the world, there is a double-sided ass…

Fortunately, they’re both bulimic.

Why give us the two of most annoying part of a female? I mean guy’s brains are maligned.. but… really?

haha cat dog

Fake!

Another, more practical, combination:

http://fukung.net/v/27364/a_leghatalmasabb_tal_lm_ny_a_vil_gon.jpg

Where does the poop go?

At least no one can claim they have a fat butt.

Why, have you got two penises?

And that double ass will get elected to office.

Twice.

You win the internet, sir.

This site is becoming Comments Fail! Joe sucketh beyond all other days prior/

Ok ok… no more beer

Let’s hope not.

doubt she’d say no to a blow job…..or her either

The other half of this experiment is a perfect woman.

Because it isn’t!!

Pushmi-Pullyu

haha theres no vag, u guys might as well just give up now!

I feel bad for her/them. It’s bad enough they’re kinda flat on the front, now they don’t even have a pussy.

Of all the questions….LOL.
I probably would never have considered that aspect.

The first failed experiment of “The Human Centipede.”

I thought maybe Canman would love this – no butt at all!

A woman with one mouth is bad enough….but one with two mouths and no vagina is a man’s worst nightmare.

If I’m not mistake, this is a part of the liner notes in Norma Jean’s O’ God, The Aftermath.

doesn’t everybody?

see what too much scissoring leads too girls – don’t try this at home!

…or horribly right

no shit sherlock

You ever see the South Park episode where Cartman sticks food up his butt and poops out his mouth?
Which one do you think eats, and which one poops?

They decide by thumb wrestling–and then it escalates from there.

Don’t you mean whore-able?

Win!

Totally wrong, thats too much bitching, even if shes blowing you,she can still bitch. The other side would be the ultimate woman, you could have a three some and still not be cheating, and you wouldnt have to introduce her to you parents, or anyone else for that matter,cause you know all you friends would be trying to double tap that!

That my friend is FREAKING AWESOME, can you get one by mail, or is there an online store! LOL Perhaps a do it yourself kit?

anyone agree? new position is now 68

those would be Mannequins from silent hill 2

“they always said two heads are better than one… but how does it fart?” – sam “serious” stone