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WTF Friday: I Don’t Even Know Where To Start

Submitted by: Bergkamp via Submit Page

If you see these women…RUN. Do not look behind you, do not let your speed falter and, above all, do not let them catch you. They will flay your skin, use your nerves as dental floss, carve your bones into rudimentary tools and keep you alive for the duration of this grisly process.

Favorite CommentAnonyminous: Lol… I’ve seen this movie. “Tokyo Gore Police.” From the makers of “The Machine Girl.” It was very bizarre. It should be Rifftrax’d.

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  • Jasman

    Ah, Tokyo Gore Police. The still images don’t do the craziness justice.

  • Gabe

    OMFG… Tokyo Gore Police!!

  • zem

    Is… is the left one’s nose supposed to be what I think it is?

  • Jeky

    yeah… ummm… wow. I don’t know if I’m more scared of the one with the penis nose, or the one with her eyes sticking a foot out of her sockets. The one on the right is cute, just with a boob job gone horribly awry. Poor thing. Suprized she isn’t scared of the other two.

  • cakeman

    Tokyo Gore Police, right?

  • Anonyminous

    Lol… I’ve seen this movie. “Tokyo Gore Police.” From the makers of “The Machine Girl.” It was very bizarre. It should be Rifftrax’d.

  • MB

    Wondering what the “hawt” part would be. Oh well I guess it is Friday…

  • BillsBayou

    Tokyo Gore Police!!! Fantastic movie!!!

  • K9 William

    umm the pic doesnt work for me :(

  • Sparkmeister

    Take away the gore, they are pretty hawt to me. I’ll give it a thumbs up.

  • Me

    I get a 502 error on the image.

  • anon

    creepy asian stuff

  • Kyle

    I’m a little tired of this site. Apparently the “VOTE rate new hotties” button is just there because the “HOME” and “UPLOAD” buttons were lonely. I, along with the vast majority of people who voted, gave this photo a definite thumbs down several days ago, but it still managed to show up on the site.

    So I guess the question behind my pointless internet rant is this: why even give us the option to vote on hotties at all since our votes are meaningless when it comes to deciding what makes it on to the front page?

  • http://www.mktactical.us udaman

    Is the one on the left from “A Clockwork Orange”?

  • Octoshooter

    I know right? And there are so many pics that have several THOUSAND positive votes that never make the page like that one Morrigan cosplay. It’s annoying.

  • Ferme la Bouche

    The one on the left needs one Moirae!

  • http://mockmock.ca/ Geoff

    Makes me want to watch RoboGeisha.

  • AnonymousCoward.III

    Don’t be surprised if you get grumbled at. I brought this up a month ago with no positive results.

  • Groggy

    Reminds me of what I last said after a night of drinking “Cock nose when eye was last sew titted”

  • http://EVEONLINE.com __ECHO__

    This is soo wrong on soo many levels,……

    -=+>xXx<==-

  • Ghoti

    The scary part is, I guarantee you that there’s someone out there whom this DOES work for.

  • Snippy

    Um, “grizzly process”? Unless a bear is involved in some way, the word that Joe meant to type is grisly.

    Also, I’m surprised to see none of the usual comments shouting that this looks Photoshopped.

  • BillsBayou

    I would think that the Vote option is a guage of reader opinions. Ultimately, it’s the site moderators who put it up or not irrespective of reader opinion.

    The Vote page also gives the site more content. However, with more content comes crap photos. The front page is what the moderators think are best for the site.

    As for why this particular photo made it? Take a look at the title “WTF Friday.” I read that as “The WTF of the WTF”. Poor quality photos are one thing, but this photo just screams WTF! and makes you want to clean your eyeballs out with a spoon.

    I like the site just the way it is. I’ve given up on thinking that any site gives a rats ass what we think. That is a liberating and stress reducing realization.

  • Gero

    The point of WTF Fridays is to take the disgusting/weird/insane ones and post them. It’s the one day that the images aren’t picked by votes. Look at any picture up here without “WTF Fridays” in it’s title, and it has more positive votes than negative. As for the ones in voting with hundreds of votes, they’ve been in there for months. New ones get added, and those are the ones that are looked at first by the site owners. Go to any Cheezburger site, and if you go back in the voting about 10 or so pages, all of them start to have hundreds of votes. They’re just too far back for the site owers to bother with, when they have new stuff coming in everyday. If it doesn’t get a bunch of positive votes in the first week or so, it’s not going up…

  • Starsky

    I pitty the one on the right.
    Bewbs with no nipples are “pointless”.

  • SarX

    Wait, aren’t those the Stygian Witches from Clash of the Titans?

  • jesi

    if it were photoshopped the eyes in the middle would look more realistic, but they’re obviously prosthetic.

  • dw

    Okay, who said Beetlejuice three times?

  • jebusyoon

    So that’s what Reavers look like?

  • StingJay

    I’ll take…
    –> the face from the girl on the right
    –> the tits from the girl in the middle
    –> and the girl on the left can try to give me head, but looks like she’ll be just watching instead

  • Vince

    Indeed. There are no words to describe the WTF that is this movie.

  • http://www.myspace.com/banageddon Punisher

    There is absolutely nothing REMOTELY “hawt” about this. Nothing whatsoever.

  • Molly

    I just think they wanted to be a bit more loved. And then something went horribly wrong…

  • nom

    Oh the nose! I want to touch that nose!

    Did I mention the nose? Can I hold it?

  • Ryan

    WTF doesn’t do this movie justice. something more along the lines of “what in God/Devil/Morgan Freeman’s name is that?!?!?!” i think would be better suited

  • http://www.offwithherhead.org Manda

    This is from Tokyo Gore Police. Great movie!

  • The Mighty Vastardikai

    This is actually somewhat normal when you consider some of the other parts of this movie.

  • AmericanD

    Point 1: Yes, and that will be the downfall of the site.

    Point 2: No, actually the ‘Upload’ page gives the site more content. The whole ‘Vote’ area is pretty pointless, it’s like a possible preview of what’ll come, but you have no ability to make comments.

    This was a WTF is this image doing on here moment for me, but it’s pretty much the status quo recently.

  • http://sarcasmatron9000.blogspot.com TheRyno665

    Dammit, just when I thought I forgot about Tokyo Gore Police!

  • loremasterstl

    That’s it. This is what we’re watching as the laugh-at pick for our next movie night. And we thought Super Mario Bros. brought the cheese.

  • the unpleasant saytr

    when did we go from sausage eating woman to THIS?

  • SRSLY

    Watch out for scar-tits, she bites…

  • A

    Probably the people in the movie, if I’m not mistaken, these three are from a sex club.

  • Bird

    Speak no evil. See no evil. Boobs no evil?

  • Anonyminous

    You have NO IDEA.

  • Jabraille

    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE??!!

  • ATHF

    WINRAR!

  • Jake

    OMG you startled the witch! You n00b!

  • http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-Sylderon/ sylderon

    Instant boner kill.

  • Freedom

    I know where to start. The girl on the left has a penis for a nose..wtf

  • N/A

    Watch out!
    The one on the left is about to sneeze!!

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