WTF Friday: You Know What Time It Is!

MY UNCLE HAD THIS VERY SELF-SAME WATCH!!! When I was about six, I found it in one of his desk drawers while I was at my grandparent’s house. I was positively AGHAST! And amazed! And amused! Adults really thought this stuff was funny? Wow. The world suddenly became much more complex for me.

He also owned a ’72 Corvette, so that made him extra cool. The first time I ever went a hundred miles per hour was in that car.

And I thought all you’d do is post “FIRST!”

Ah, Larry Flint (publisher of Hustler Magazine, and owner of Leasure Time Products back in the day), always classy.

Nowadays, Leasure Time has become Hustler Hollywood, and sells such gems as the “Hung Like a 5 Year Old” infant onesie and Filthy Mouth Bedding.

In which universe would this be considered “subtle”?

“A subtle way to break the ice.”

As subtle as a battering ram.

Are they still available? just askin’ . . . you know–for historical purposes . . .

i don’t know if it is still available, but i want one for the parties i go to

That just oozes class like a giant infected boil oozes pus.

Good one, but I prefer “Subtle as a sledgehammer”, personally.

4 weeks for delivery? I’m missing over 40,000 pick up lines!

So…a lot of class, then?

Gooey, infected class.

I believe this advertising page was from Playboy many years ago.

They had several “versions’ of this watch over the years and I’ve known guys that have had them. The one that I remember the most was the one with a polarized disc that went around with the second hand and you had to look at it for a few seconds before you could read the message.

It’s good for masochists though. If you want to get smacked in the face everytime a woman asks you what time it is…

Does it work?!? Hell, yes! Its guaranteed for TWO years!!!

Ever seen the first ten minutes of the opera “Falstaff?” THAT universe.

Being that I’m a high school teacher, I think I’ll have to pass on this watch. Either that or look for me on http://probablybadnews.com/

My mom says I waste my money on worthless crap I don’t need, and that’s why I’m always broke. But she doesn’t understand. I NEED THIS!!!

It’s just a matter of bringing it “subtle”

“Honey, If you want to know what’s on my mind every 30 seconds, just check this watch.”

When I was like 17, I had a “business card” made out of Tyvek (Tyvek is house wrap, and CANNOT be torn, cut yes) that said something like “If you don’t want to have sex with me, rip this up and hand it back”.
Always fun for a laugh, but actually worked a couple of times. This watch is way more classy.

Was two years the warranty on the watch or the average sentence for offering the time?

I’m too cheap to spend $49.95 on a watch for this purpose…instead, I have the ultimate line. If a girl asks, “Do you have the time?”, you answer, “Hell yeah, if you have the place.”

HAHA , I got a watch kinda like this one, but the hours are two people having sex in different positions, I couldnt believe it when i saw it, especially cause my grandma gave it to me, course it was in a box with a bunch of my grandpas stuff,so maybe she didn’t know. Still havent taken it to get fixed, but what do you say to the person fixing it?

I guess I could use one of these. I keep thinking its Adventure Time.

Time is relative. It’s illegal to fuck your relatives.

I think this would be more appropriate for the Failblog…

Except in West Virginia and most Muslim countries.

To those of you who remember seeing this in Playboy–what year?

I’d like to send the link to my boyfriend, but seeing as his mother gave him a Playboy subscription for his 15th birthday (in 1981) and kept it up for 10 years, he may already have seen it too many times for it to be funny to him any more.

Yes, I see the double entendre. No, I did not intend it in reference to his mother, but seeing as it was a teen ager and Playboy, keeping it up is probably not inaccurate.

Such high class items!! heeheehee

The 70′s and such was such a horrible time, guys wearing a half dozen gold chains around their neck, half buttoned shirts showing too-hairy chests, driving around in vintage Corvettes… Oh wait – the Corvette part was pretty cool.

Its not that I hear this so much, “Hey, What time is it?” from the ladies, its more like, “Huh, whats that smell…? Ew! What are you?! OH My GOD! Get away from me!”

My grampa had this watch too, it should be noted that until the two arrows line up you cannnot read the “time to fuck” because there are two pieces of tinted plastic that angle to hide the face.
My grampa aways had shit like this hidden in many of the junk drawres around the house.

They may have been horrible, but I still wouldn’t want to fuck with Mr. T.

This is a repost from Gizmodo site a week earlier: http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2010/04/its-that-time-again-but-im-so-tired/

They forgot to add the word “OFF.”

the first time i went over 100 mph was also in a corvette, but it was an ’84

You knew enough to be “aghast” at “TIME TO FUCK” when you were six?! I’m a little shocked, I don’t think I knew that word until I was at least eight.

i have this watch anyone interested…..make an offer