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WTF Friday: Stop Sending Me Pics Of Dead Girls

Stop Sending Me Pics Of Dead Girls

Submitted by: <3hawteez via Submit Page

I don’t care what you all do in your free time, but filling my hard drive with stills from snuff films is super uncool.
At least send me the full video.

-Joe Hawtness

Favorite Commenterinblue: This is a yoga pose, and it’s actually very easy. You don’t have to be incredibly flexible to do it.
But I can’t imagine doing it in underwear, because you stare right at your crotch… Awkward.

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  • jonten

    FIRSIRSERRSIST

  • Jeky

    She would probably fit well into carry-on.

  • Kyle

    I fail to see how this is a useful ski… ooooooh… nevermind. Fap fap fap fap.

  • innocentophelia

    just…odd…

  • Darth Goofy

    wouldn’t she just keep tipping over?

  • Jules ♂ ♪

    Oh look, I can see my house from here.

  • Ben

    The first thing which went through my mind was, “This girl could lick my thighs while we did it doggy style. How awesome would that be?”

  • Ogre

    Wow…just….wow!

  • Tenshi

    Never run around the house, if you trip you could end up like this. ^.^

  • Noobgonewild

    Thats my kind of woman.

  • Rowan

    From that pose she can see all the crap under the her bed. Dock her a days pay for nappin’ on the job.

  • Ye Olde Devil

    This picture can *barely* contain all the hawt.

  • rahowa

    Where can i find her and , what is the hourly rate ?

  • 14Finders

    This contortion is the wrong way round.

  • erinblue

    This is a yoga pose, and it’s actually very easy. You don’t have to be incredibly flexible to do it.

    But I can’t imagine doing it in underwear, because you stare right at your crotch… Awkward.

  • Joebama

    She likes to watch.

  • Anony-mouse

    I apologize ahead of time for saying this, but it sure would make the “facial” easier.

  • OhYeah

    I’d do it in her underwear.

  • not-so-flexible

    Yeah, it’s actually pretty manageable.

    Definitely easier if you are a woman, but even most men can pull it off if they work at it for a week or so.

  • dom

    stay like that, honey, I’m lubing up

  • Skill-less

    And this is what happens when girls want to eat out, by themselves.

  • Jeky

    Maybe she’s just into that sorta thing

  • Mistrblank

    Except that her chin is on the floor and she’s looking to the right, not at her crotch.

  • CannedToo

    I can’t tell if she’s cumming or going.

  • Hillbilly

    “I know I put that ipod in here somewhere”

  • Jason

    Limber. That’s good. She’d make a great girlfriend.

  • Kitten

    I’m a kitten. That is all.

  • The Wise Man

    haha, awesome ^^

  • R0bot_Egg

    She could crap on her own forehead.

  • http://www.failblog.org Baktor

    **Panty Check!**

  • aznhavsarz

    no that’s what her arms are for

  • weregoat

    so….YOU would wear HER underwear? alrighty then.

  • Tommie

    “She could crap on her own forehead”

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  • Jester

    She looks like she could make the sequel to ‘Tubgirl’

  • Rohandrius

    …Did it once myself actually. Back hurt a bit afterwards, and unless you’re into that sort of thing then don’t do it whilst naked.

  • Poopers

    This is how I shoot my load in my own mouth.

    Yummy.

  • red

    the back of her head is on the floor. she’s looking at the ceiling/her crotch. just look harder.

  • Nina

    She’s just dead, Joe

  • -..

    hahaha! look again, please ;)

  • DzPshr13

    I’m not sure I could be with a girl like that. I hate it when people look over my shoulder while I work.

  • Bugle

    Hey Joe, I love your page and everything but what the hell happened to the favorite comments you used to put on the pictures?? That made this page special, sometimes the comment was way funnier than the girl or whatever… just saying.

  • Name

    Actually, this is a very difficult pose to do, and it requires lots of flexibility. Whoever think it doesn’t, trying it for yourself. You’ll be surprised :) And since this is meant to be a relaxing pose where you find stillness within, she’s probably closing her eyes.

  • HeavyKitty

    At first glance I thought her spine was bent backwards and her face was against the floor, but after thinking it through I realized her back is actually hunched, and her face is upwards.
    Having established this knowledge for myself, I tried it and it really isn’t that hard. Takes a couple tries, but it’s possible.
    Interesting.

  • HeavyKitty

    I am a heavy one.
    Together. Imagine.

  • Hern

    Great pose for sex, but I don’t think it’s sustainable, as I don’t don’t think she can breath properly like that.

    Too bad.

  • Kiki

    It’s an optical illusion! For the life of me I can’t decide which way she’s facing…

  • METROIDMASTER(Respawned)

    Hi Floor! Now make me a sandwich!
    -GIR, Invader Zim

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