One Riot, One Ranger

You caught me sheriff, you had better frisk me!!!

Epic breast enclosure is epic.

lone ranger rule 34?

giggety giggety goo…
all right ;D

THE GAME

Unfortunately those boobs are 100% fake.

Well, we’re gonna have to pin yer new badge on, Sheriff!

Um… here… no… um….

I shot the sheriff, but I shot off on the deputy.

damn small to be fake

Everything’s bigger in Texas.
…
I meant the badge, you perverts.

sometimes apparently barely covering armour CAN offer protection.

Those breasts are bigger than they look, Mustachio

Those are not small, lol.

And if you are an A cup, you can get implants that make you a B cup, C cup, etc. Not everyone gets implants that are double D’s!!

I would rick the stds for a piece of that

Walker: Texas Whore.

Streetwalker, Texas Ranger

King Edward….. EDWARD *drools*

who cares if they are fake. They look delicious.

Oooo, oooo, frisk me, sherf, I NEEDS friskin’ quick

That’s a pretty impractical place to wear your extra bullets.

Her AC must be through the roof.

Not often you find women of her calibre.

Name. Please. Now.

Bet they taste real though.

Holy cow!! I never thought I’d see a Deadlands reference on this page!!

Oh, and those are really nice… It’s a shame a ranger’s badge never breaks…

Which appears to be .223 Remington…

Everything’s bigger??

I thought you were talking about my dick after I saw this photo…

I like your style, sir.

Lol.

Fabio, all lickin his lips,”mmm! Tastes just like the real thing!”
Introducing, I Cn’t Believe It’s Not Tit.

sad thing is the first thing I noticed is that those bullets are too high caliber to use in a hand gun, but more of a belt fed machine gun…

that is pretty sad.

Win! ^

Ridiculously hawt.

Me and her need to make a film, she needs my hot white cream all over her boobies!

nice

the star’s a little off center, does that mean one boob’s bigger?

The question is: if you had a chance to play with those boobs, would you complain if they weren’t real?

Deadlands? That was a Rangers Apprentice reference…. Right?

Underboob!

No, she’s just slightly left of the law.

Marie-Claude Bourbonnais

Hell yeah, sir! I played the hell out of Deadlands for years. Still do. 1k interents!

It’s both. It is where Deadlands got it from. But, I first learned the phrase through playing the old Deadlands tabletop game.

Hands off your Gun , your BUSTED.

Thank.You.

Gives a new meaning to “stick ‘em up”. One of my favourit uses of a belt.

unless i’m wrong he’s quoting the Ranger’s Apprentice series. Leastaways, the author of it uses that term.

Nuh uh, while she’s persung the suspect she simply adds an extra step to her run and the bullets bounce out of her… belt… and then she catches them for a quick reload.

That’s what I thought. Glad to see I wasn’t alone o.O

Aw, CRAP! I’m outta ammo!

Actually, those are rifle bullets. If she’s a sniper, that’s a perfect place to store them for a quick reload.