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The Swimsuit Inspired By Fort Knox

wtf girl photos The Swimsuit Inspired By Fort Knox

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  • Kat

    W. T. F. That is more crotch than we ever need to see on the beach.

  • huntoften

    Somebody call a locksmith!

  • Canman

    Is that some guy wanking off right behind her? I would be…

  • Bird

    Won’t that rust?

  • Darksyde

    I’d love to break into that fort….

  • adder

    i’m gonna lay siege to that fort

  • https://0x7be.de Dirk

    Guy in background already came …

  • Personage

    That’s not really a swimsuit. That’s B&D gear. Why she’s wearing it to a beach is beyond me. I mean, power to the freaks, but if she gets sand in there… yikes.

    Then again, who knows? Maybe she’s into granular crotch irritation.

  • arakell

    most probably because she can’t take it off :)

  • Jaxon

    That is Laura Vandervoort. And this is photoshopped. Here’s the original…

    http://www.flickscribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/laura-vandervoort-0519-01.jpg

  • SuperBoner

    What the hell is Laura Vandervoort doing wearing that???? BTW just in case you doubt that’s her…look. http://osck.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/itb2-0002.jpg

  • Candi

    More accurately, it’a s chastity set. Which is why there’s locks. Not only are they designed to keep her from having sex, but from playing with herself as well.

    …. though I’ve never seen a chastity bra before now.

  • Flaff

    I guess that she is making a movie. I recognize that face from the series V. I think Laura Vandervoort is her name. So I guess their making a movie and thats her costume.

  • OrionRed

    Supergirl finally grew up.

  • andrew
  • The W.

    I´m honestly sorry, but…

    LoLz OmG, Sh0pEd!!!!111
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/lucpowerportal/4155503898/

    Someone had to to it.

  • Katie

    is that the girl from V (the TV show)?

  • Vjnk
  • lvjt

    Isn’t that the girl from V?

  • still water

    It’s a neosteel set from germany – and those aren’t cheap my guess is you’re looking at $1200+ of gear!

  • knotilus

    Wonder if there are any insertables being held in by that chastity belt?

  • Gordon Freeman

    Is it me or this looks like Laura Vandervoort

  • jebusyoon

    CALL A LOCKSMITH!

  • Abergasp

    Well, if I were to take my girl to the beach wearing that, there would be, and as awesome as I am, I’m not unique. The bet is safe-ish.

  • http://heathgar.wordpress.com heathgar

    Isn’t that the girl from V?

  • CM

    It IS the key to The Greatest Treasure In All The Land!

  • http://att.net A Biker Too

    Gimme a can opener quick!

  • juggalojohn

    thats photoshopped, good job of it, but photoshop none the same

  • will

    Isn’t that Laura Vandervoort from the ABC show V? What movie is this for?

  • carnifex

    …charlize theron?

  • K

    It probably isn’t shopped. That is a popular actress, probably on a film set. I always think the ‘hawtness’ factor seems to lose out when it is a recognizable actress doing a ‘hollyweird’ moment instead of an actual weird or funny moment. Anyone else agree?

  • smokin mower

    Laura Vandervoort…

  • jaryl

    they should replace this garbage with the actual photos of her in that blue flowery bikini. its a bit of a disgrace to see someone alter her.

  • jaryl

    laura vandervoort!

  • Brodie

    I think that’s Laura Vandervort from Smallvile.

  • K

    I think it is Laura Vandervoort

  • Brodie
  • K

    Thanks for the link Brodie. You are totally right.

  • Personage

    Oh, good show!

  • Alisha

    So much for the nude beaches…

  • mrpants98

    If anything, it looks like he’s done…

  • http://awesome-mediocrity.tumblr.com Gabriel

    Please, oh please! MARVEL! Look at this woman! Now! Base Iron WOMAN around her!!

  • dom

    you can get whatever you need in a can

  • M4sT3r

    Think so, too

  • M4sT3r

    :D so i thought

  • A Random Pooka

    I was just going to point out that it looks like the girl in the series V .. But someone already called that one.

  • A Random Pooka

    Bumblebee Tuna comes in a can!

  • Starsky

    So that’s where my good metal mixing bowls went!

  • srsly

    I really want that outfit for the next Fetish Fleamarket NOW!!

  • casprd

    I guess they photoshopped the sand on her foot then. Let me guess, you think 9/11 was a government consipiracy

  • truthinadvertising

    here i was thinking it might be for the filming of the new barberella that is happening.

  • www

    Does anyone notice the guy behind shooting his load?

  • Fat

    Maybe she’ll make a pearl.

  • http://EVEONLINE.com __ECHO__

    thats auful brave of her wearing that out on the beach,…the sun heating up that metal,…OMG can we say BURN!

    -=+>xXx<+=-

  • skatcat31

    Call a locksmith!

  • Shaka Djibouti

    Great PS job. Thanks, Brodie

  • keithybabes

    I wonder if a Sonic Screwdriver would work on that.

  • SaxMan86

    She would be in a real fix if she had to poop wearing that!

  • http://www.mktactical.us udaman

    It looks like the “Perky Katie Couric” to me.

  • Jeky

    *distant echos* “CALL THE LOCKSMITH”

  • ekahnicole

    that photoshop job is pretty well done. I could only really tell by the line under the shackles around her thighs

  • Tenshi

    na it wont burn her every thing has leather lining.

    although it is shopped I hope that set is available on the marked some where and the belt like one from Hired Help this guy wrote >> http://disturebedangel.deviantart.com/#/dsa7e9

  • Watcher74

    Looks like Laura Vandervoort from V

  • NorthernTerror

    The sand is in the original, which 6 people have already linked to.

    Some sheeple…

  • skatcat31

    Or something else Sonic…
    What you mean like a hedgehog?
    Oh it’d be hedging her hog!

  • mr_fixit

    Er… this is pretty much how she looked when she was playing Supergirl. Minus the steel and lockset mind you. Very pretty girl. Doesn’t strike me as earthshatteringly intelligent though, but I’m sure she does okay.

  • dan

    Ow OW OW OW OW!!!! Hurts just looking at her.

  • aphexZero

    I can’t see the keyhole?

  • SirDumpling

    Is this Jessi Combs from Mythbusters?

  • CannedToo

    “So, your husband’s a little overprotective? No problem—go swimming in the Gulf of Mexico and that thing will slide right off.”

  • sambo

    Robin Hood: Men In Tights? :D

  • Holomancer

    Does that chafe? It looks like it chafes…

  • Mo

    Thank You! I knew this couldn’t be real.
    Props, though, for whoever did the amazing photoshop work.

  • Name

    I’m not sure if that is the most or least sexy thing I have ever seen.

  • Vincent

    Impressive photoshopping.
    The original is so much hotter though.

  • huxley

    Not even good ‘Shop. The original picture was waaaay hotter

  • Vulpis

    Indeed…given the original of the pic, it’s obvious the ‘shop work is on the upper thighs and torso. Wonder where they got the pic they shopped it *with* (the metal-ware pic, that is)?

  • Bottom Feeder

    >The Swimsuit Inspired By Fort Knox<

    There's about as much gold in Fort Knox as there is in that shoop. It's always been a front. God knows what they have kept in that vault over the years.

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  • cyrell

    stainless steel chasity belt and some S/M accessoirs with rubber for comfortable wearing

  • Josh

    I think the blue bathing suit is p-shopped.

  • Jimmy Changa

    did that guy behind her just blow a load?!

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