A Firm Grasp

Get a grip girl!

too high to be witty

so

omm nomm nomm

I wish I could write something witty but I’m just to distracted by this picture.
So.. uurhm.. First?

Look out!!! They are gonna blow!!!

I tend to find myself doing that a lot, but when you have something the constancy of pudding filled balloons resting on your chest it’s kinda hard not to.

It’s great, doin it daily on my wifey <3

That’s a dude…

And that proves that boobies really are made of jelly! :3

I thought they felt like bags of sand. What the hell?!

They look like they might be fake, and that makes me sad. Real boobs ftw.

i’d grab those too…

No, no, they may be real. I’ve handled real ones that lovely, so don’t assume anything larger than an orang is fake.

They ARE fake. That entire image is a computer render. I’ve seen the original…someone took it and changes some colors, but it’s the same pic….

Ok…really? It’s a girl grabbing her boobs, there’s nothing WTF about this, there’s nothing geeky about this, the left hand even looks kind of mannish maybe it’s a dude with something on under the shirt to simulate boobs.

I don’t get why this got bumped onto the main page. WTF!?!?

I think that’s how you tell if they’re fresh or not. If you knock them and get a hollow sound, put them back on the shelf.

That… is a nice shirt.

I love her shirt.

They look like they might be fake, and that makes me sad. Real boobs ftw.

Now what did your boobs ever do to you?

the next time you do it….can I watch?

When she tires out I can take over for her. I often hire myself out as either a “Thighmaster” – squeeze my head between thighs for tonning of the inner thigh muscles, or boob holder.

Is it bad that I know who that is ?! haha heres a link http://img.listal.com/image/1132809/940full-katerina-hartlova.jpg
AND THEY’RE NATURAL

Agreed. Gotta get one for me wifey.

No, it isn’t bad. In fact, you should be commended for performing this service to the community. Good on ya, mate.

Bless you!

haha!

http://tgcaptions.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/chchchanges.jpg

…what? made me laugh..

Real? Does that ratio of cup-size to arm circumference exist in nature? I’m always amazed when I see it, but I just figure they’ve been augmented.

If I ran afoul of an evil sorcerer/cursed artifact/witchdoctor/angry gypsy lady/Sex and the City marathon that turned me into a woman, I would spend the rest of my life doing this all day.

Until I starved to death.

Definitely. I wonder if the collar is part of the top.

This is exactly why I love having boobies.

I love this comment.

It’s so cute that you believe that and I hate to be the one to burst your bubble but real boobs do not squish that way.

I’m no expert, but from my very little experience I’ve found that fake boobs squish quite a bit less than that. The consistency was more like a fully inflated balloon, not so much like pudding.

now i know why the face ist cut of… ty

Maybe something like: She can sure need a hand?

Can you share the feeling with us non-boobies-owners?
Please, for (half of) mankind!

Uhm… I hate to break it to you, but my boobs are this squishy and they’re real. Maybe yours are just too small? I’m not like, being mean or bitchy, seriously, maybe they have to be overly big to squish or something…?

Oh God YES! Please squeeze the Charmin!

The best finger strengthening exercise I’ve seen in a l-o-n-g time.

No offense, but generally the fake ones don’t squish like this at all. At least I know my wife’s squish like this. Hers are real.

I pic was sent to me in a email last year and I animated it before sending it on,…….Honk Honk!!!

heres the pic

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-11/1225528/SweaterHonk-Honk.gif

I stand corrected. What I saw was infact a very well-done CGI copy of this pic. If I can dig it up (i found it AGES ago) I’ll post it up.

Those is Burger King Whoppers – two fisted!

I don’t know, gripping like that, I can only assume she needs a grocery bag.

Erm…when real tads are that big, they’re just not perky or round (unless you’re preggo). Squishy, yes, but never that high. That’s usually a sign of fake. Unless the boobies belong to a 13 year old that suddenly woke up one morning with a C cup.

You’ve almost got it, “she can sure knead a handful”

Get a grip on it girly !

that’s ok, you didn’t burst anyone’s bubble because real boobs actually do squish that way. My boobs are about the same size as hers and REAL and oh, guess what? same thing happens.

hey, they are made of pudding

best comment ever

I wonder if she can use her hands to make balloon animals?

Okay this song just got stuck in my head….
Do your boobs hang low,
Can you swing em to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you make balloon animals wherever you go?
Do your boobs hang low?

I’m not sure, but I think I’m getting a firm grasp of this concept. Yes, I am as sure as a rock is hard.

You don’t have a wife,

or a girlfriend.

I’m ready for the taste test!

Dr. Seuss writes songs?

I was always told that the second last line was “can you throw ‘em over your shoulder like a continental boulder.”

checking.. yes, it happens.

I honestly feel sorry for people like Jessy, who only appreciates natural boobage. When I see a beautiful pair of tits like these, I don’t care whether they are from God or from Doc 90210. Beauty is beauty to me, and poor Jessy just doesn’t get to appreciate as many boobs as I do!

wow, those boobs are just to big for only her two hands. i’d like to volunteer to assist her!

That’s continental soldier, not boulder

This comment leads me to believe you’re either 13 or have never been anywhere close to real boobs. Real boobs actually do squish that way, being essentially globes of fatty tissue with veins, nerves, and milk ducts running through them.

Real breasts are very malleable, whereas fake ones tend to be much less so, depending on how the implants were added and what they’re made of.

that IS a nice shirt,gotta aggree.

Real boobs… the consistency of pudding, just like anime boobs only better.

So… errr…. If anyone’s interested in the HQ photoshoot…

http://www.celebies.com/update/1740/katerina-hartlova

And… you’re welcome. =D

And nice firm implants can make a noise not unlike a ripe melon if tapped. They also defy gravity. Real is much better. It makes me sad when I hear things like “I had a boob job so my boyfriend would like me better”

I’ve heard that from for than two or three women.
I’m like WTF?!?!

“guess what ? same thing happens”. You mean that when you squeeze your own boobs you silently say or think Honk Honk?

Ummm….check the link to the photoshoot and look how low they hang. And did it ever occur to you that she may be lifting while squeezing? I have grabbed many a breast in my day, and I promise you that fake ones don’t have that much give in them.

Yeah, and wet sand, too.

I lol’d at the text

Nadine’s site is hilarious!

I dunno, I have trouble tellinmg if they are real or not…they look kinda real…

She could easily be lifting and squeezing, they look to be c or d, and yeah, when they come that size, they arn’t perky like an a cup. Unless they’ve been worked on.

Your hard?

Yeah but fake require alot more maintenance. You’d pay? Its better when given by God-much better miracle lol.

Uh, you see that naked image of them someone posted? Those are like…G.

Vanessa, check Corbin1, click on tgcaptions.files link, they’re REAL

I’m pretty sure that I’d become dehydrated before I starved to death…

Awesome.

HOT!

-=+>xXx<+=-

Well, I’m only human.

Unfortunately, the closest sensation to feeling these that YOU will ever get is massaging the gel wrist-rest on your mousepad.

I guess that’s proof that they’re fake: they have a recurve in pic 2 where they’re exposed.

That reminds me of a joke.
Hooker 1: Ever been picked up by the fuzz?
Hooker 2: No, but I’ve been swung around by the boobs.

No, those would be real breasts. Gravity has less of a hold on fake breasts.

“A bag of sand!? Have you ever actually touched a woman’s breast?”

Love that movie.

Nah, I have a Camelbak. Or, I could drink from a faucet without having to let go.

But, do you have any idea how difficult it is to make, and then consume a sandwich, using only your elbows?

I’m calling shenanigans on this one too. Not for the size, for the consistency. The thumb is dug in WAY too deep. My money’s on inflatables.

Wrong again. It’s regimental soldier.

That is just swell.

Well, NOW we’re talkin…

Epic win sir, I tip my hat to you

Bless you, good sir.

Boobies!!!!!!!

I figured it was a closeup of a crossdresser adjusting his falsies, myself…

Yayyyy for boobies!!!!

Look to me like the *male* intern is having fun with under-filled balloons.

Like I said above, and also he’s have to have a slender build. (So would “she” too though anyway)

They’re filled with silicon, not helium, you numb-skull. Besides, even if they were helium, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, WHATEVER, gravity would effect them no more and no less. In the case of helium and hydrogen the fact that the two chemicals would weigh in at six times less than ground-level atmosphere, yet displace the same amount it would float with the same properties as a boat.

Where’s the nipples go?

Fake. They are shaped weirdly, and boobs aren’t that squishy.

NICE TITS!!!