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Sports Clothing Can Look…Uncomfortable




Submitted by: dunno source

Let us talk about spandex and other sports-related clothing materials. Those weekend warriors in bright orange/yellow spandex cruising along on sweet racing bicycles will tell you, “It’s pretty comfortable.”
I have a sneaking suspicion those guys are lying. Even if they are on the up and up it looks wicked awkward.
Also I’m not sure I’m comfortable with a material that readily separates my butt cheeks.

Favorite CommentJerod Poore: One of the first rules of gymnastics: No matter how uncomfortable it is, don’t pick your wedgie until /after/ you’ve saluted the judges and left floor.

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  • Doc

    FIRST!

  • Slartibartfast

    yes, yes and yes

  • johno

    Never realized uncomfortable = sexy.

  • J

    The chick in orange on the right is amazing.

  • http://att.net A Biker Too

    Camel toes, thank you ladies!!, lookin’ GOOD

  • Skub

    Hell-lllloooo mons!

  • Lurch

    How can you tell? Only her arm is visible

  • jusrep

    Lol good one Lurch :D

  • __ECHO__

    TOE!,….
    omfgwtfbbq

    -=+>xXx<+=-

  • R0bot_Egg

    Can you say yeast infection boys and girls? Very good!

  • http://crazy-meds1.blogspot.com/ Jerod Poore

    One of the first rules of gymnastics: No matter how uncomfortable it is, don’t pick your wedgie until /after/ you’ve saluted the judges and left floor.

  • http://Hawtness John Lapin

    What is the middle photo- a labia contest?

  • Ashe

    Those ladies in orange are all wearing high heeled shoes. Somehow, I’m guessing they aren’t wearing the spandex for “athletic” purposes.

  • 4EverLSU

    “Also I’m not sure I’m comfortable with a material that readily separates my butt cheeks.”

    Gotta’ make farting easier…and much simpler to blame SBD’s on someone else in the crowd. No awkward leg lifts nor positional stances. It’s hell if you shart, though…

  • truthinadvertising

    camel toe, sweet camel toe…..thank you spandex, man’s other best friend

  • SSgirl

    they need Camelglage! (google it if you wanna know xD)

  • DarkMatter

    Is this what they mean by the expression “Smokin’ crack”?

  • ninja_accountant

    Ew ew ew. That looks terribly uncomfortable.

    I’m surprised nobody has posted links to that camel toe swimwear line.

    Oh yeah, guys that parade around in tiny tight bike shorts–nobody wants to see that. Please put some pants on.

  • inverseZero

    Lol XD teh only thing google shows me when i look it up is your comment

  • LightMatter

    No.

  • http://tinyurl.com/3dg Ido Deisuke

    Is the the cameltoe vs. objects stuck between the legs contest?

  • rdh

    Yes, it is comfortable. Yes, it can be awkward.

    It is also very functional, which is why folks put up with the awkwardness.

    Oh, and the ladies in orange are HAWT!

  • Three3

    They all know exactly what they’re showing. If they wanted to avoid the camel toe, they would have bought a cup!

  • J

    Lol, yeah, props for that one.

    Ok, the blond is amazing.

  • I’mmeareyouyou?

    what SSgirl meant, i’m sure, was camelflage. After having an awkward conversation with an angry dyke about how “Camelflage is unholy and makes it impossible to see toe!!!” you will not soon forget, so i’m pretty sure.

  • Sparkmeister

    Can you say Cooter Cleavage?

  • Anonyminous

    She means “Camelflage.”

  • Hammerhead

    Did anyone notice that the blonde in the orange suit is wearing “lighter” underwear than the others?

  • dethscul

    ROFL!!! http://www.camelflage.com/ didn’t know this product existed!

  • Sarge

    That’s be casue you have SafeSearch enabled. Disable it if you actually want to see your search results and not Google censored version of those results.

    WARNING: The internet contains bad, bad, people who post bad, bad pictures of bad, bad girls doing nasty things. So if you’re too young for that, leave SafeSearch alone!

  • Ace

    Who’s the chick in the pink shorts at the bottom?

  • Pugiron

    does anyone knwo the name of the teennis player in white?

  • Boog

    It’s spelled Camelflage. Does for camel toe what padded bras do for nipples. Another evil right-wing device to keep us from seeing the good stuff. To see more, visit http://www.camelflage.com/

  • Boog

    Can anyone spell around here?

  • http://att.net A Biker Too

    Nope, they’re all doofuses who neglected to pay ATTENTION in English class, also thought SPELING WUZ FER DORKS, read lots of comic books instead of GOOD literature, lol, NOW everyone who can read PROPERLY has to decipher ALL the crunched up words that are thrown at them, keeps the mind nimble, alert, agile, keen, & resonant to the vageries of this orb, sharpens the mind considerably & I LIKE it, it’s like owning a translation business, HAH!!!!!

  • SkyDude

    For those that want to know, the first is Tatiana Golovin, the third is Elena Dementieva. The second is turning out a lot harder to figure out.

  • jimmy

    lets not forget that we all need to fill that gap wink wink

  • craven

    The girls in orange are from the Miss Grand Prix Toronto 2006

  • Hammerhead

    Names…i need names…and adresses, phone numbers and all that stuff :D

  • uzum

    the name of the first women??? very hot :D

  • caine87

    There are comics that classify as literture

  • SSgirl

    seriously? haha, thats funny indeed xD

  • SkyDude

    Thanks for that service. The ones in the second picture are beauty contest contestants wearing what seems to be referred to as “Champ Car Grid Suits” in all the pictures I found. They do all the other beauty pageant stuff, too, including bikini contests.

    Some pictures: http://www.pbase.com/rklouie/miss_grand_prix_toronto_2006

    Better looking version of 2nd picture here.
    http://i.pbase.com/o4/55/563755/1/63550420.s1JvjjIh.StephanieAChampCarGridSuit.jpg

  • Duff

    Or it’s because they misspelled ‘camelflage”…

  • yo mama

    CAMELTOE! ;)

  • mr_fixit

    If you’re a dude those skintight nylon pants are to keep your package from getting jostled and ending up between your nether areas and the seat, which let me tell you first hand is decidedly unpleasant. Mountainbikers use the same concept with an added pad to keep your prostate from getting bruised.

  • mr_fixit

    It’s mostly that mischievous smile. And the fact that of the ones shown, she actually has the beginnings of hips.

  • mr_fixit

    Er, it was because it’s Camelflage, not Camelglage.

  • mr_fixit

    Oh and she has VERY nice legs too.

  • Falcon23

    Dude! You shouldn’tshow these pictures on the internet! What if Adidas and Nike decide to fix it!?

  • Katie

    But clearly they still haven’t helped your spelling.

  • mr_fixit

    Actually for wearing sheer tops in front of bright lights there is a product called Nipple Petals. Anne Hathaway made them famous after she got pictured for all purposes nude from the waist up by a paparazzo with a particularly powerful flash.

  • http://www.aguabendita.info agua bendita

    Very Very good materials :) Nice legs and nice photos. Thanks.

  • Kiki

    For women it does. I swear to god we look sexier when wearing a thong, even if no one can see it, just because it causes us pain.

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