The Gum That Makes You 'Ready'

If this really gives people boners, think of the pranks people could play!

Well, well, well, the magic gum is here.

If your partner looks like the lady on the package, you more than likely have no need for the product. However, if she really does not look like that lady and the gum still works, then you would have something, but I doubt marketing would pursue that angle.

“Sex sales”, don’t forget this. So, what is the lesson? For me, I will never such “make-you-sexy” products.

Damn, forgot to subscribe.

well actually tostostorone passed through saliva can make a girl horney and posibily willing to get down and dirty w/ u so i guess if u can get the girl to kiss you then the product can work and gum also makes ppl think of fresh breath and no one likes kissing when the other person has bad breath so ohh la la

“It’s a trap!” It’s actually birth control for women whose partners can’t screw and chew gum at the same time.

Bah, your not seeing the best angle of this.

Wonder if that odd girl you know is packing more than the regulation equipment for a female? Get them to try some of this!

“makes women willing”

Uh, there’s laws, VERY strict and well established laws to prevent that, in pretty much every western country on earth.

Maybe they could sell chloroform as a multi pack with the slogan “putting the sensual back in non-consensual”.

Props to C&H btw.

I’m pretty sure my sex preference means that I wouldn’t really find much use in that application of it.

Give someone else a piece just one time and they won’t ever ask for gum again though!

I am kind of sad that Joe stopped putting favorite comments under pictures. This could be due to lazyness or maybe canman causing all pics to end up as fat to skinny contests. Either way, should fix that.

Canman: think a girl is fat? Now you have the ability to pull through.

Joe: much like no one can hear you cry/scream in space. No one can see/ be enticed by a boner in a basement, just saying.

The question that this raises for me isn’t so much as to how it makes the girl willing… but more that people would lower themselves to gimmicks to make the girl willing.

I mean honestly, why not just date rape if you’re going to explore that area. OR, as mentioned before, chloroform! I have an idea… Buy this pack of gum for $6000 and receive a 1984 van with a shotty spray-paint paint job and get O.J. Simpson for a day. You’ll have women galore!

Oh.. but it’s just from the gum. Nothing else.

“Sexlets is not responsible for any criminal charges brought upon you by local, state, or federal governments. Charges such as kidnapping, drug trafficking, solicitation, rape, murder, and loitering should be represented by the Cochran firm. Details and a coupon inside!”

lol ^^ sexlet > let’s sex ^^

“Let’s sex”…sex used as a verb means to determine the sex of. Is this animal husbandry gum? Um, let’s not.

This must refer to what effects the gum will have if a woman chews the gum, not from a transference…. IMHO.

This, by far, is the best comment yet.

Considering alcohol lowers inhibitions and in many cases “makes women willing” your comment makes no sense. If the woman is willing, then its consensual. This gum is no different then buying her a beer or some flowers. If a guy has zero chance with a chick, nothing will change that. But if a guy has maybe a 50% chance with a girl there are tons of things guys can do to put the odds more in his favor.

Anyway..this is still a dumb idea. And guys need to realize there’s no magical product out there that will get a chick to sleep with you if she isn’t attracted to you at all to begin with.

Agreed.

wow, i almost cried laughing when i read that… that is win!

i bet it’s just gum-shaped viagra bars.

If it makes women willing (by making them unconscious), why would the guy want to take any?