I Bet Those Tats Are From A Grocery Store Vending Machine

So…the tits are obviously not from a vending machine…did not see the tattoos till after..

They’re real. And they’re fantastic. I bet a lot of people will say she’s fat though. Shame people have such a distorted view of beauty these days. Here’s her DeviantArt gallery: http://epicfail2008.deviantart.com/gallery/

Not bad in general, but those stupid kiss lips piss me off every time.

I hope those are fake. Bad spot for those. Just a random thing I suppose?

um that’s a man, people

Cum targets for preteens?

She can play with my joystick anytime.

Great tits, but they’d be better au naturel, similar to the following:

<img src='http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9155488/boobs.jpg&#039;

She needs a ⍰ block tattoo. Just keep poking it until you get a coin! :p

I’ll definitely go down that warp zone.

The art provides guys with a great excuse, huh?

“Sorry, I didn’t Nintendo to splooge on you.”

FINALLY, maybe this is the girl with the duck hunt tramp stamp that i have been searching for all this time!!

I Nominate this for comment o the post! But first I’d need a paper bag before I poked her block. Seriously that chin… I can’t bring myself to look Reese Witherspoon in the face either though. That’s why god invented tits.

not on your life…..

I’m assuming she inversed one of these pictures.

http://epicfail2008.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2sozpj

http://epicfail2008.deviantart.com/art/love-mario-171608584?q=gallery%3AEpicFail2008%2F9406661&qo=26

I never thought I’d want to come in between Nintendo and Mario…

“They’re real. And they’re fantastic.” is that a quote from Seinfeld? xD

A cam whore. Awesome.

…and why God invented paper bags.

… and why god invented light switches.

INORITE??? I LOVE THESE TYPES OF THINGS! People posing seductively on camera even if they’re not that attractive. Righto,

so i just wanted to say thank you guys for all the rude comments on a picture that someone stole of me to put up here for laughs i just wanted to say thanks for being so mature

Cheap tats, cheap eye shadow, cheap look

giggity

Don’t take it to heart. I bet just about everyone who made an ugly joke about the photo would probably fall all over themselves to get a date with you if they met you IRL.

It’s a site for people to drool over hot women with a thin veneer of a justification for doing so. What were you expecting?

for starters i didn’t even post this photo i clearly stated that someone stole my photo and put it up here i wouldn’t do something like this and it sucks seeing all these people bashing me for something i didn’t even post i don’t care about what this website is for i don’t belong to sites like these so i respect your opinion of me but just know i didn’t post this photo

Alright. Here’s how it is, folks. That GORGEOUS girl is MY best friend. Her “tits”, as you intellectually challenged morons keep saying, are real and you’d all be lucky to get a girl this pretty. I did her makeup and I think it’s awesome. It’s not cheap, and she’s not a whore. We take pictures all the time, it’s what we do for fun, unlike you inbred nitwits who sit around and scan these sites for girls who you can jerk off to and then type shit about with your sticky, fat fingers. I would LOVE to see what you all look like. I imagine it would look like the cast of The Hills Have Eyes POST-makeup application.
Her tattoos are something she is very passionate about. Everybody else loves them. She got the Nintendo tattoo to cover up a tattoo that was peeling badly and losing color. Then she got the Mario tattoo to keep the video game theme going. She’s getting more and I think they’re fucking awesome.
And, one more thing. As for saying she’s a man…really dude? Are you that stupid? She’s clearly female. Quit being a fucking fag. Thanks.

You’re an idiot.

It’s sad that a woman would put tattoos like that on her breast. I dont understand why she would have done that. I once loved Mario and Nintendo and well this has killed it for me. Really? Does she crave that much attention that Nintendo and Mario have to be placed on her breasts?

AGREE!

Yup plus the tattoos alone, Attention Whore more like it.

LOL I love how you edited the image of her! She would look 100 times hotter that way.

I can see a resemblance.

For the attention.

She could lose 50lb then she would be hot, well almost, those tattoos are horrible! Plus there is something under the Nintendo one, bad cover up.

Why would anyone want to steal your image? Dont flatter yourself. You probably posted it in hopes for good praise.

She deleted them

Like I said before, she got the Nintendo to cover up a blotched tattoo. She got a cute little flower on the night of her bachelorette party and it starting losing color after a few weeks. She got that one to cover it up. She likes her tattoos, why does that bother you so much? It’s her life, back off. She put them there b/c she wanted to. I mean, why else do people get tattoos? Duh.

She does NOT need to lose weight. Are you fucking serious??

And you can’t even see her body, so what the fuck are you even talking about??

thank you i know all that you say wont matter to everyone else but it matters to me and i am thankful for what you have to say i just wanted you to know that

You are a very pretty girl, so don’t let people tell you otherwise. However, the original was posted on dA? Yeah, that’s still cam-whoreish.

Just so you know, this sort of AROIJWLFDM raaaaaaaaaage posts are more likely to provoke trolling than casually laughing and just going along with it.

You know what trolling is, right? Right? Surely you two wouldn’t post pictures of yourselves online solely to get flattered and complimented left and right and never have to accept a negative thing said about you, right?

Why’d she get a different one instead of having a better tattoo artist go back over the original?

I agree and the fact that it was a tattoo she got before she got married…. that should have meant something…..

It’s sad that the best friend has to fight her battles lol

If you would have noticed someone linked her DA….. and some of those photos are just bad….. I dislike women like this, who get tattoos of stupid things in very stupid places. It’s all for attention, and the types of images she had in DA proves it. Modest women are good women, not camera whores.

Did anyone notice the trashy background? To busy being a cam whore?

None of the photos of her show her entire figure, so you still have no cause to say she needs to lose weight. If you don’t like women like this, then why are you here? Shut up and go away.

Excuse me….. what do you call this http://epicfail2008.deviantart.com/art/updated-body-shot-169113053

She is fat as hell and has shitty tattoos. Women like this are a disgrace to the female kind, well she does look a little like a man.

Plus she is on this deviant art site that is an art site, not a cam whore show off spot.

Thank god my girlfriend isn’t like this.

Looks like she deleted them Dude…..

But there are more in her gallery.

http://epicfail2008.deviantart.com/art/im-odd-lol-168843390

http://epicfail2008.deviantart.com/art/see-i-have-a-body-lol-168518120

http://epicfail2008.deviantart.com/art/ah-the-full-body-119503830

She just needs to get her shitty self taken shit off an art site. Her art isn’t to bad even though it’s nothing original.

Firstly, since you obviously aren’t a woman, you can’t say what is and is not a disgrace to female kind. Leave that to us females.
Secondly, she isn’t fat. What you are used to in media is ridiculous and unhealthy.
Thirdly, yes DA is an art site but you probably aren’t a member. I am however, and there are specific categories such as snapshots, self shots, self portraits and modeling shots. If you knew her, she happens to take an interest in modeling. Why not show off her versatility in an online portfolio. That is what most DA members use it for. There are hundreds of thousands of users who post many many more self portraits than she does. And even those who don’t are contesting for the next viewer to see them. We all use DA as a show off spot and are proud of it. That is why anybody posts. It is to show off their goods, whether it is body, makeup, photos, paintings, poetry, etc.
Fourthly, I am a modest woman, I don’t show off cleavage or wear short shorts or skin tight clothes. But that doesn’t necessarily make me a good or even bad woman. The modestly dressed woman can just as easily tempt a man into desire, as any other woman can.
Last but definitely not least, if you are so concerned about modesty, then watch your language. Choose your words wisely. She is not a whore who renders sexual services out. And even if she was, then she definitely wouldn’t be brought to the light by snide, rude and uncaring remarks such as yours. You have hurt this girls feelings. She has seen what you have written, what the others have written. And while you may not know her or may not even care, I do know her and I do care. Maybe you don’t care who you hurt. That to me seems to be more disgracing than a woman taking pictures of herself.

once again, hundreds of thousands of people post self portraits, and self snapshots of themselves on dA. There are in fact, categories for such things on dA. And again, she is into modeling and therefore, dA is a perfect site for her to post self snaps.

i’ve actually dated this girl. the nintendo tattoo is legit and was a cover-up of a botched tattoo. the mario is legit. she has an invincibility star from mario on her…neck, i think.

lol she is a train wreck. I checked her DA out and I commented a few photos and she blocked me lol. Wow…. the truth hurts honey!

lol dated her? Wow I feel bad for you.

Did you notice though in 95% of her tit shots she pushes her breasts so they look better? lol Tit fail!

=/

Friends of this girl, I don’t think anybody would be fucking with her if she didn’t camwhore it up and beg for attention.

I’ve been on DA since 2002 and modeling since 2003. Webcam photos do NOT express an interest in modeling nor do they further anyone’s modeling career. They aren’t art. Now *that* is a theme she keeps going.. Not knowing what art is. Tattoos are meant to be a form of art, not “OHMAIGAWD I like this pop culture thing so I’m going to get it tattooed!! RIGHT ON MY TITS! but that doesn’t make me a slut.” She says herself that she just “always liked” Nintendo.. that’s not meaningful, clever, original, artistic, creative, cute, or anything.. it’s just meaningless color blobs on her chest, that don’t fit in anywhere with any continuing piece. It’s no more meaningful than a butterfly, her silly “symbol for blaaaah blah blah,” or any fairy/stars/tribal tattoo ever. And she probably proclaims herself a nerd for having them. ^_^

She’s got what we call “bumper sticker” tattoos. Nothing to get so offended over. If she didn’t want to potentially get shit, maybe don’t tattoo shitty references on your tits and put them on the internet for all the world to see. I’m slightly less chubby than her, have bigger tits, and better tattoos.. yet I still don’t show my bits all over Deviantart BECAUSE THAT’S NOT WHERE WEBCAM TITTIES GO.

I f**king love you! This is amazing and the truth. I love how when someone comments her on there she hides the comments and shuts down her DA (Hides the images) and then goes on to rant about how “people are so mean”. She only gets watchers for her slutty images and she isn’t attractive at all.

Even in some of her so called “make up” images she looks like a drag queen, well she looks like that all the time.

I don’t see how anyone can she her as being beautiful and worthy of marriage (Noted above she is married).

I’m just glad to see a woman right her views on this so called manly “model” that only seems to have self taken images…….

Serenity has spoken! lol

First off, I’d like to comment to all the people that said nasty things for shits and giggles… and that is “U MAD BRO?” What’s wrong, bro? Can’t get something that good for yourself so you smash it and bash it to make them feel cheap enough to be on your level? Also, let’s seriously cut the word “tits” out of this. They are called breasts unless you are a complete nitwit or a immature pre-teen dickwad looking for laughs from your equally tool-tastic friends. Most of these down comments make Carson Daily look like a genius, and that is saying something. As for the whole cam-whore obsession, cam-whores wouldn’t bother to frame a shot properly or to set up the shot like she had. You can say whatever you want really, but everyone knows (including yourself) how full of shit you are. Serenity that goes twice for you, you half-assed cum smuggling gutter whore dripping syphilis out your eye from a badly aimed blow-job in some dark back alley.

PS: I don’t know this girl but I know that you guys wouldn’t be on here unless you wanted to see people who DO cam-whore themselves. FIGHT DA POWAH!

PPS: You want to troll? Go get yourself IMVU because there is plenty more to troll on there than on here.