Dessert Is Waiting For You By The Pool, Sir

I wonder how many calories per serving that is…ahhh who cares i’ll work it off after im done.

A tasty murder scene, nom. (Mm, the original Psycho used chocolate syrup for the shower scene.)

Wonder who the 4 homos were who gave it a thumbs down….

Btw i think shed gently help you to work that extra energy down right after you finish gently licking her

as soon as I looked at this photo, the first thing that went through my head was the one word line from Ace Ventura “YUMMMMYYYY!!!”

What got me was noticing ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE POOL. wtf?

Is she awake? or is that gonna be a sticky suprise.

Boobies in the background ^^

Is that naked boobs I see there in the background. Nvm….she looks delicious.

The aftermath of a Willy Wonka date rape

a little homophobic there, alex? It’s OK, lot’s of virgins question their sexual identity. You’ll be OK. Just try not to think about your mom while you masturbate.

Looks like she was run over by the desert table, inspector.

Looks like this girl…

*Puts on sunglasses*

got her just desserts.

*YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!*

I’d happily go off my diet for that!

Did anyone else see the guy in the background “digging for gold?”
With a dessert spread like that and he wants……..ewww…

titties in the background…this is a WIN

I never get the food thing. Why do so many women pose nude with food cover their yum-yums (pun intended)? Is it because most of the male population (witch in this case I would not be proud to be a member of) views them as a nothing but meat?

I noticed that too!! Right after I admired Ice Cream girl.

Wonder if this shot was taken on a Sundae?

haha

Of course not. That would be misogynistic.

We see them as cake!

Sadly, the cake is a lie.

Or, it could be that they like to be eaten *badumbump*. Just like we like to eat them. Yummy!

It looks like she fell asleep at a clothing-optional pool (her pose looks like she’s unconscious, rather than trying to be sexy) and her friends decided ice cream toppings would be funnier than a Sharpie-marker penis on her face.

Though I doubt anyone noticed, but I like the guy digging for gold in the background of the pic.

first one across the pool can take her cherry

They failed miserably in an attempt to not get photographed. Maybe on request of the photographer. Or they just were forbidden to come any closer to the model after earlier attempts to lick her clean before the picture was taken.

Wouldn’t call that gold.

But always nice that there are people who are able to notice what else there is in the picture. Thanks!

Yeah, everyone move to the other side of the pool so you’re not in this shot! Can you move further? You’re still in the shot! No? Damn, well I’ll just have to remember to crop you out later.

Well, when it is whip cream, chocolate, caramel, or something like that, it is so the topping can be licked off. If I have to explain that part to you, I give up. But I don’t quite understand the meat thing… raw bacon, ham, and things like that… seems like an odd fetish that I, thankfully, don’t have.

Ecch, whipped topping and chocolate sauce in the hot sun on ugly plastic breasts. No fricking thanks.

Which flavour of Baskin-Robbins is this?

Men just love food. And women. And violence. Combine two of them, and you’ve got a winner.

Well, food and violence? I’m not sure how to combine those in a way to get men excited.

Egads, everyone please stand back while I leisurely indulge in this veritable smorgasbord, the “whirling dervish” tongue will be put to GOOD {read that as “excellent” instead} use here to clean up every bit of the evidence concerning the dessert cart mishap with unfeignend delight from the bearer herself

Exactly why you shouldn’t fall asleep at the pool…

I once got a boner at a food fight, does that count?

Also, look up ‘bacon torch’.

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

i dont know about you guys, but i want the TOP of the cake!!! :Q__

Yes… win… titties flapping in the background too. The reason why men like food on women is that we like to have our cake and eat it too.

but why would they shoot that next to a pool full of people in the first place?

yes please! Man you think you can get this at Sonic?