She Makes A Bold Claim

She is so regretting this later…

this just sux….. i think i got cancer in my ears

That sucked.

She’s sharp.

sounds like someone lost a bet

I’m pretty sure this is the most NOT HOT thing I’ve seen on this site yet.

Also, she looks underage but that can’t make up for the awful noise. Somebody needs to cram that mouth full of cock so we don’t have to hear any more.

Lost a bet and/or is foreign and doesn’t understand what she’s singing? That’s what it looked like to me…

Hey Joe.. stop ruining hawtness.com with retarded shit. kthxbye

CANT UNHEAR!!!

Do we have to pay for that? How much?

wtf is this shit

Is she serious? This sounds like a joke.

Good thing she sings off key or I might get that tune stuck in my head

Fora while, I thought hawtness wasn’t infected with the same virus as the rest of cheez, and stuff like this would be buried under a billion thumbs down.
Turns out, cheez’s virus is an STD

tits or gtfo

See for yourself…

…there ain’t nuthin there…

I want my 2 minutes back

this is absolutely awful. HORRIBLE. I think my ears just ignited into flames

As do I

How the heck does something like this end up on HAWTness?

Do. Not. Want.

Would’ve been better if the image wasn’t horizontally compressed so she looks even thinner than she is, if such a thing were even possible. Also wow, boring as frick! Please make it stop.

Well, she certainly dances like a lesbian. I believe.

Consider that a blessing…. if the cancer spreads quick enough you could lose your hearing before the song ends and thus be saved from the horror.

i have some lesbian friends here in california that would LOVE to prove her wrong!!!

Me too (no, THREE).

FAIL……

It WAS buried under a billions thumbs down. Apparently Joe mixed up “up” and “down” today, judging by this crap that Lindsay Lohan video just below it.

The obvious tranny featured on Attack of the Show earlier this week did it better, if you ask me.

Do not want.

In all fairness, we did demand more wtf, and THAT is definitely WTF!

This is terrible D:

So I dont get what she is trying to tell me(sarcasm)… she is queen of the lesbians, and she uses women to have sex. Why cant straight women be this honest about this stuff?

Who demanded more WTF? I usually just skip coming to the site on Fridays when the WTF stuff is posted because it almost always sucks.

MY EARS!!!!

Failblog is that way —->>>>>>

I would rather listen to my parents f**king than listen to this…yeah it is really that bad.

I was thinking the same thing.

i hardly ever remember voting for her to be queen of the lesbians

It’s Wednesday. And this is the women of WTF. You’re in the right place.

I’m thinking she’s a non-english speaker doing some weird karaoke.

This was so .. gay it was lesbian.

=) nice, thanks for adding it.

It wouldn’t have been so bad had she been doing something to back up her wild claims.
And if she had maybe moved around a little bit.
And if there were no sound.
And if she had some flesh on that toaster-rack.
And if it hadn’t been poorly compressed.

….she looks like she’s 14.

Joe, are you tonedeaf?
read the above comments.
this is not hawt. this is not wtf.

c’mon guys its a (relatively)hot chick singing about her happy parts

Poorly. I couldn’t listen or watch past 0:15. I don’t really come here for videos, and this one just reinforces my not clicking on them.

WHO AMONG YOU WOULD CHALLENGE MY RULE?

I watched about 10 seconds of that before I hit pause. I want those 10 seconds back.

Lesbian Queen now we are sharing the same dream

ya know,..in my life time, i thougt that i had seen everything,..but this one takes it all.
Not only is this chick stupid,…NO TITS,..NO ASS but SHE CANT SING!
she might wanna get together with “LEZZY LOHAN”

Gotta disagree with y’all. She could actually sing, if you gave her the time of day. Maybe slightly weird and freaky, but not all that wtf. Kind of made me want to be lesbian for a brief moment. Her singing slowly gained in confidence and there were times that “vagina” actually sounded sweet and lovely, which is strange because generally speaking, vaginas are not pretty looking, with the exception of the outside bump which is very appealing, and they are not known to be the kindest smelling of things on this Earthly plane. I give it one thumb up and one thumb down. It certainly belongs here on this site. Btw, no, only a complete loser would come here to find jerk-off material. The innernets are loaded with more appropriate places for that.

the worst part of this entire experience is that while i hated it… i know it will be stuck in my head the rest of the day. i wonder what strangers will say when i’m walking down the road singing to myself “girls come and see my vagina”……….

Yeah, I’ll have this song stuck in my head the rest of the day. I just hope I don’t sing this in my sleep tonight…

ummmm…. no. i regret to say i listened to the whole thing, and she was off-key most of the time. and that’s not even the point, really. no one comes here to listen to bad singing. she still looks and sounds like a skinny teenager singing a godawful song. that seriously might be the worst song in the world.

To the vagina enabled crowd out there from a pro vagina supporter.

I find them rather cute, actualy. And as a general rule, quite tasty.

lol, is she being serious?

I think it belongs on hawtness: It’s so bad and rageworthy that you HAVE to see it.

And she is completely wrong. ELLEN is OBVIOUSLY our queen.

Missing the point! She posted this video as a parody/response to a bizarre video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0f47gr60Kc) which was itself posted as a response to the dreadful (comedy?) video “Show Me Your Genitals” by Jon LaJoie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM). Follow the chain and you’ll see its dad-esque brilliance. Maybe not Hawtness-appropriate, but worthwhile on an entirely different level. Not everything is as it first appears.

WHY?

Nobody votes for queens, silly. (Except on Naboo, where it is a legal requirement that the queen dress like she lost a bet during fashion week.)

But, yeah, no.

I wonder what being queen of the lesbians entails… I mean, are there executive decisions to be made? Does she decide who qualifies as a lesbian? Does she pass lesbian laws? Does she knight certain accomplished lesbians? (Sir Ellen?) If there’s a crisis on Lesbos, is she the diplomatic authority? I has so many question!

this…is great.

Too funny!

Hey Joe your Effin FIRED! That with out a doubt is the worst thing you have ever put on here, even worse than the guy dressed up to look like a woman,and i didnt watch but about 10 seconds of that shit, this video that is. now i gotta run a chainsaw through my ears to get her annoying voice outta my head, ugh!

I think she had an English accent (possibly south eastern/london accent)….

What has been Heard, Cannot be un-heard

The only thing I can think of, is that she lost a rather large bet

so… you just come here for the hot chicks? … Have you heard of porn sites? You know they exist, right?

Nah. It wasn’t a bet. Obviously some sort of initiation. Maybe for a real stupid sorority or something. Sucks to be her.

So say we all!

You could have just posted a photo and captioned it with the lyrics. I now remember why I only lick on YouTube links once every six months.

Dude thumbs up! Total thumbs up; she is a cutie.

All content aside, let’s not forget that she’s a cutie in a bikini singing about her body.

ill take it all my time even the time i took to consider watching this

She’s also regretting this always from now on, though I’m not really sure how that works.

I would have expected the Queen of the Lesbians to be… I don’t know… hotter? Like, fuck Evan Rachel Wood being Queen of the vampires, let’s see her fight to the death with this girl for the crown. And even though Rachel has a nice voice, I’d rather she didn’t sing this awful song.

She’s queen of the lesbians, but she has no crown, and no lesbians around her?

Disappointment.

They say, “Aw mate not you too! Gawd, that was awful.” *stranger walks away* ‘I am queen of-’ OH FFS!”

you have to hear it a couple of times to love it its great. catchy tune

I agree, it must be the most not hot thing on the site. And why the fuck is she in a bikini?

Nope, that’s a London accent.

Forget whether it’s hawt; this shit’s hilarious.

What is with these comments? She’s hot!

One of the times where it is worth reading the comments, rather than watching the video. The video (and posted response) lasted less than 10 seconds before my ears melted and rendered me briefly deaf. A mercy. Still, definitely a WTF. Hawt is arguable.

I agree with the men she does sound a little weird but i think its the accent I like my woman a little chunky she looks underage like 16? maybe o.o

have u seen her new song, its’s called Lady Gaga Is After My Vagina

I certainly hope there’s a voice coach among the queen’s subjects.