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Porsches Get Her Hot

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Aside from how friggin creepy this is, I am still laughing at the “frigid” bot. So great.

Via: Guyism

Incorrect source or offensive?
  • dp

    kill it with fire

  • __ECHO__

    OMFGWTFBBQ,…
    Give me a Break…

  • bigjohn756

    I think you mean Porsches.

  • b1unt3d

    seriously… enough with the shitty videos.

  • Daedalus

    “Another very unique thing is she has multiple personalities.” Tell that to her shrink :P

  • Tilgare

    “Did you know 9 to 11 was an inside job?”

  • Tom

    “You have a nice weiner”.

    The. Fuck.

  • worldkiller

    what’s with frigid farrah going off on 9-11 conspiracy theories, then changing into a guy? i am a man, i can’t move, oh god kill me. hahahah that is crazy!

  • johno

    Why does it look like it has down syndrome. ‘You have a nice wiener’. ‘You are good, i am not good’. Not only would I not want to touch that thing, I’m not even curious about any ‘tech’ behind it.

  • Matt W.

    this is actually the source of this video: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roxxxxy-love-robot.php

    sadly, it’s a joke, but the real one is honestly creepier.

  • Morgannon

    OK that’s one hell of an offensive video, and not because of the creepy robot. Whoever is making her talk, i.e. typing her speech, is referring to 9/11, and in very poor taste:

    “I am so and so and a bond trader at Cantor Fitzgerald. You know what makes me hot? 10,000 pounds of steel and jet fuel makes me hot.”

    Cantor Fitzgerald lost over half of its employees on 9/11.

    Not very witty.

  • Thrice

    That thing is creepy as fuck.

  • Tony A

    Never thought I’d be using these words, but, that IS an offensive video!

  • dp

    there isn’t necessarily anyone making her talk.

  • dp

    ugh, after listening to the whole thing, yeah, i’m with you.

  • kernt

    hahahahahah
    that’s nice

  • StrangeRover

    Christ! Welcome to the creepiest depths of the uncanny valley.

  • grigoryrasputin

    The Jews got the call? Right. Mocking the deaths of 9/11 victims? This takes the WTF award on this site, hands down.

  • http://hawtness.com Joe Hawtness

    Yes, I do. Shit.

  • FadedLY

    That would be the needle-infested back alley of Uncanny Valley.

  • FadedLY

    I was thinking it looked a little like Andre the Giant in a Wig.

    Seriously, WTF did they model that face off of?! Bleugh.

  • http://hugsalot.wordpress.com/ hugsalot

    Damn fugly bot. Looks like an ugly crossdresser.. bad ugly wig, horrible makeup. Obviously designed by a man who has no idea what a real woman would look like since he’s never had a woman.

  • Rod Serling

    Just a couple decades ahead of its time.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lonely_(The_Twilight_Zone)

  • dingleberry

    LoL you have a nice wiener

  • pizmokitty

    Yeah it seems more likely that this thing would say “I WILL EAT YOUR WIENER BWUHAHA!!”

    Come to think of it that would be a nice prank to play on anyone getting one of these…

  • CrazyCharlie

    And now some idiot has made a sex doll that can TALK. With incredibly unrealistic dialogue, too. Great. Because apparently RealDolls just weren’t creepy enough. And isn’t there anything they can do about that down-syndrome blank stare? That thing gives me the jibblies.

  • Neko

    Creepy! What is even creepier is that I have the text to speech voice they used for Martha on my computer…. Not sure I want to use it again…. *shudder*

  • BleepBloop

    This must have been edited. It can’t be from the original manufacturer. It’s just too messed up. So wrong.

  • Monty

    NO!

  • horncat

    Wrong on so many levels. Is this thing intended to be a cure for potency?

  • Jam

    I am not going to watch it again because I don’t want to know, but the ad poster in the video said something about letting your friends use it. If I could convince myself to buy one of these things, I sure as hell wouldn’t lend it to a friend.

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    It was too creepy for me to even watch it all.

  • Tahiti

    This seems to be the same video on the website, not a different one.. but I didn’t want to listen to this all over again to make sure. Too creepy and offensive. At the end and what appears to be a joke for the tradeshow, It says “did you know that 9 to 11 was an inside job? I am an angler (?) so I did not get the call. But all of the Jews got the call. The call (something something) Israel. Bush knew and so did the Israel’s. I remember dying. 10,000 tons of molten fuel and jet fuel crashing down on me. I had two daughters” But then it goes into it being a man and it seems that the last part of the video is a joke… but a joke in very bad taste.

  • Km

    She says “I am an Anglo”, not “I am an Angler”. It’s implying that Jews were called and told not to go to work that days, but non-Jews were not.

  • Ahetma Vaakenjaab

    Agreed. And if it is from the original manufacturer, they need to be fire-bombed and burned alive. 9/11 is not something you joke about in the States….nor should it be anywhere.

    The editors of this site should remove this video immediately. Very, very poor taste.

  • Tahiti

    It’s the same video that’s on the website shown in the video, so unless the website itself is fake…

  • Simon

    Well calling it a ‘weiner’ is about the surest way to deflate an erection that I can think of. Programmed by some real weirdos methinks…

    I bet for the price of one of these you could get enough hookers to last a long, long time.

  • beekeebear

    i’m guessing that’s Anglo, not angler. Very creepy if you watch all the way to the end. What the hell is that about?

  • Tim

    So mature martha is very experienced. Er, a secondhand sex doll. Ummm

  • LarryT

    Sort of looks like Randi Rhodes. Better personality though.

  • Tahiti

    Thank you, I had not heard the term Anglo before.

  • beans8604

    this is in extremely poor taste and should be taken down.

  • Ecchikitty

    Wow… that’s……. not sexy…… at all……

  • Matt

    Possibly the least sexy thing ever. But then again I’m not a Jew hating, necrophiliac, insane 9-11 Truther with a taste for cross dressing maniquins.

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